Petty Selfishness of Today by Ella Wheeler Wilcox
A critique of modern selfishness and lack of consideration in daily life. The piece cites examples from wealthy patrons delaying payment to service workers, public cruelty fading, and a call to true Christian conduct based on the Golden Rule. Emphasizes persistent self interest among genteel classes and the need for reform over generations.
The Manicure Lady Defends Wilfred in Bohemian Dinner Tale
The Manicure Lady and Head Barber debate Wilfred's reputation as a piker during a bohemian New York dinner. Wilfred describes writers and travelers at a forty cent meal while the sister narrator worries about his growing reputation and possible misdeeds, contrasting charm with danger.
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George
Wilfred
Bohemia
Alfred
New York
East Side
Regulations and Regrets on the New Hampshire
A Saturday night tragedy aboard the battleship New Hampshire prompts questions about sailors learning to swim. While the crew tested discipline, 350 of 950 could not swim, highlighting a dangerous gap in naval regulations. The piece urges a mandatory swimming program to prevent future losses and recalls other memories of city life and witty banter.
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New Hampshire
Hudson
Ansewers
New Hampshire J
Shall We Reform the Calendar by Garret P Serviss
A discussion of calendar reform proposals aimed at fixed weekdays and year structure. The piece surveys Dr Brit Rein inghaus plan for twelve months with two half months, and Prof Charles Slocum and Mr Cotsworth ideas for thirteen months of four weeks or year divisions placing Christmas as a movable date. It notes Easter complications and predicts slow adoption, hoping for reforms by 1916 but doubting quick change.
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Julius Caesar
Pope Gregory
Reininghaus
Charles E. Slocum
Cotsworth
England
Hurchmier
e.Cotsworth
The Danger of Cosmetics for Women in Health Warnings
The article urges young women to be cautious with cosmetics noting most powders clog pores and injure skin. It advises testing powders in water, favoring insoluble ones, and recommends safe mixtures like cider flower water and rose water. It warns against glycerine and greasy ointments, lead from hair restorers, and dangerous acids, praising fresh air and soft water as best cosmetics.
Seen Through a Girl's Eyes Poem of Love and Parody
A fragmentary excerpt describes a love affair that begins poetically and shifts to parody. It hints at a man engaging with a girl and reflects on marriage, bachelorhood, and the tension between sincerity and imitation. The text suggests confusion over genuine feelings and social expectations within a single, shifting scene.
Household Hints and Humorous Ads Roundup
A quirky collection of household tips and silly product pitches. Advice on packing, drafts, eggs, and mosquito screens mixes with humorous shop notices. Items include a china dog for 29 cents and a clock that shouts Car coming.
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Carnera
West and
Washington
Irvington
Virginia Avenue
Atreet
Favored Laces for Fall and Winter
Fashion notes predict fall and winter lace trends with colored net bands and cross stitch wool laces. Irish and Kerre laces remain in demand for their washability and low ironing needs. Black and white lace novelties gain with new garment pairings while duchess needlepoint and princess styles rise for evening wear when paired with velvet or satin.
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Philadelphia
Worldly Wisdom on Family, Marriage and Fantasy
The passage humorously explores family dynamics and gender roles. It notes that many children signal poverty with the phrase Only Child. It describes a husband resigning after realizing a rock wall is tougher than his head. It also satirizes wedding parades and infers a widow’s view of a second wife’s expected brood in a playful, not literal, tone.
Baby Clothes Accessories Highlight Nursery Comforts
The article explores essential baby layette items from folding rubber bathtubs to unobtrusive storage. It notes scales with a basket, white muslin lining, and a blue or pink theme. A play rug is featured as an attractive nursery novelty resembling a miniature toyshop.
The Up-to-Date Nursery Design Advice
A healthful nursery prefers plain neutral walls as backdrops for photos, avoiding overstimulating wall art. Use simple friezes or few pictures, secure floor rugs to prevent trips, and choose restrained chintzes and scrim with light borders to keep the room calm and safe for babies and children.
More of Mother Goose Exegesis Draws Scholarly Fanfare
A parody critique presents Mother Goose rhymes as deep educational tools. Professors from Harvard to Princeton ponder ethical, linguistic, and economic angles, citing lines like Mary Mary Quite Contrary and What Are Little Girls Made Of as sources of insight.
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Sniggs
Harvard
D. Asterisk Gordon
Leland Stanford
Carnegie
South Sea Islands
Magnetic Pole
Hadsenpfeffer
Yale
Mother Goose
Woodpile Wilson
New Jersey
Turtle Flatfish
Tom
Flintshell Peters
Pia
Pta
A Margin of Fifteen Minutes By Thomas Tapper
A compact reflection on culture through daily fifteen minute labor. It argues time well spent fuels self expression, education, and enduring intellectual momentum. The piece urges depositing time like money to cultivate lifelong culture and build a mental mansion in old age.
Little Bobbie's Pa and the Manningworth Parade Visit
A man recounts a parade trip with Mister and Missus Manningsworth and their son training for West Point. A veteran father shares stories of courage, fear, and front-line service with humor, recalling charges and a blame-filled encounter with Col Gay at the fort.
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Missus Manningsworth
West Point Ossifer
Pa & Me
Trane
Army
Beesides
Fort
Fall Creek
Ohio
Missus
Manningsworth
Col. Gay
el Caney
Holm
Up-to-Date Jokes and Clever Quips in Brief Bits
A collection of light humor and quick witticisms featuring a melodrama author, jokes about two bats at the plate with biscuits, a tax on truth before the election, a red color theme for Nurich, shoplifting mishaps, prepossessing appearance, a piano neighbor, a swing causing song hang, and a indigestion cure offered by a Madame to a tramp.
Young Lawyer’s Value in Knowledge Fees Questioned
A discussion contrasts professional pay with knowledge. A veteran asserts a professional earns from knowledge rather than labor. A young lawyer replies implying he commands high fees due to knowing it all.
Violets and a broker in a bull market bon mot
A young broker laments violet prices and wonders aloud why he fell in love with a bull market. The exchange hints at romance and finance, contrasting beauty and market highs with personal folly.
Readers urged to seek rest in light fiction
A columnist extols the calming benefits of reading light fiction for busy women. The text suggests that stories provide rest and renewed energy after long hours of housework and child care, noting a veteran housekeeper who recommends consuming some "trash" literature for mental relief.
Stenciling Hints for Wallpaper Frieze Design
Instructions discuss stenciling a diapered pattern on heavy paper to keep skeleton designs intact after sprays are cut from stencil plates. Pieces must be cut with a sharp knife, prepared to resist color with sizing or shellac in methylated spirits, and color mixed with one third picture copal.
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