Why Women Lie By Dorothy Did
A lonely modern woman pursues a demanding art career, hiding her true life from others and denying love. She debates marriage with a well-meaning older relative, fearing attachment would derail her work. The tale traces heart hunger, loneliness, and the choice between success and companionship.
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Dorothy
John
Mr. Storton
The Garden Goddess Poem by John A Moroso
A lyrical poem praising Pomona the goddess of gardens. It depicts a woman’s beauty with vivid imagery of dew, violets, jonquils, and springtime, framing her arrival as May’s herald. The speaker claims intimate ownership of her fragrance and shares a serene, seasonal reverie.
Up-to-Date Jokes and Punchlines in Varied Bits
A collage of jokes and quips from humorous columns and exchanges. A horseman asks about a boy’s father and brothers while the boy shows fishing and bait digging skills. Other snippets include festival humor about Burns, a gossipy loaf, wedding chatter, and a waiter’s Parisian fare.
Fog Horn Tales of a Death Dream at the Lighthouse
Captain Pin ochle recounts a dream of dying and going to Heffen while the Pilot listens, amid fog horn sounds at the lighthouse. The tale pivots on the ferry captain of the Styx and an uneasy joke that the Captain rebukes as not funny.
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Capt. Pinochle
Heffen
Dot
Dot Sharon
Van
Woman and men the oddities of love and a ferry dream
A comic verse set contrasts women and men with witty vignettes about calls and dinners and shopping followed by a long humorous ferryboat tale. The tale features a captain and two fishermen crossing a river while locals recount farcical conversations and a surreal dream ending with a fog horn.
One Standard of Morality for Men and Women
A speaker argues for evolving gender standards in morality and behavior, noting men must exercise will and self-restraint as society progresses. He contrasts past permissiveness with modern scientific insight, citing education and medicine shaping a higher view of man and a more equal view of woman. He warns progress should be steady and grounded in facts over sentiment.
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Solomon
Standards of conduct for men and women discussed
The piece argues moral growth is gradual for men, who must balance animal instincts with angelic ideals. It notes the past’s influence and allowances for masculine privilege, while urging self-control and evolving standards rather than immediate perfection from either gender.
Birthday Gifts From a Forgotten Date in Courtroom Hustle
A weary emergency man rushes from court to buy belated birthday gifts for Beatrice Allen. He purchases silk stockings veils a pink parasol hatpins and candy then returns home to find Beatrice on the eve of her birthday. The mix up centers on the stenographer and a misread date leading to festive chaos and a tender confession. The story ends with reflections on forgiveness and gendered notions of fidelity and progress.
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Allen
Beatrice
Williamses’ Auto
Continued Serial Delights For My Wife And Her Joy
A personal reflection on choosing a Chinese magazine for my wife. The writer notes the appeal of long running serialized stories and compares preferences, joking that Chinese brevity offends them while acknowledging the idea of ongoing serials lasting many years.
Ironing Sheet From Muslin Cloth
A description explains making a strong ironing sheet from unbleached muslin. Hem the sides and sew tape to the edges about six inches apart, then tie the tape when the sheet is stretched over the board to hold it firmly and prevent pinholes and tears.
The Fashionable Scent Debate in 19th Century Papers
A verse sketch contrasts fashion pages urging perfumery with critics who reject scent use. The speaker defends perfume as proper yet concedes gasoline traces may be acceptable, framing social norms around smelling products and propriety.
Uses for Lemon Peel in Preserving and Flavoring
The lemon peel, if not needed, can be grated and salted and stored in jars for later use in force meat and similar dishes. A variant uses sugar instead of salt, yielding a useful flavoring and preserving aid.
Senator Depew Sees Health As Perfect On Birthday
In Washington on his birthday Senator Depew told a reporter his health is perfect. He quipped about being seen as the picture of health and noted that a self contradictory statement can be ludicrous. A second anecdote recalls a census taker at a Hill residence and a humorous exchange over who is the head of the house.
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Paris
Christian
Science Monitor
Depew
Washington
Hillyer Place
Detroit Free Press
Little Boy Blew Recalled In Grim Toy Tale
A fragmentary poem recalls a boy injured by a rusted toy pistol and dusty cannon. It laments scars remaining, hospital care, and the grim future as tetanus fears loom each Fourth of July blaze. The piece questions why the boy is hated for the neglect and dangers of toys left where children play.
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Doctor Strong
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