The Gifts That Failed
George Ade sketches the peculiarly prickly Christmas shopping of Sidney Payson, who decides to gift wildly useless items to relatives. He selects a bawdy love-story for a niece, a noisy scarf for a sister, a corkscrew for a temperance husband, and eight cheap cravats for a six year old, provoking mixed, heartfelt replies from recipients.
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R. Sidney Payson
Mr. Payson
Satan
Bilel
Sidney Payson
Mr.Payson
Flavinla Josephua
Fred
Sakesgirl
Slater
Isabel
Sir Hector
Ibsen and
Howelle
Henry James
Payson
Brother
Sidney Dear
Bidney
Kingdom of Letters
Sidney
Santa Claus
John
Providence
Josephus
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George Ade
Doubleday, Page & Co
Sid
William
Sidney Pay
Bon
Ghatrude
Genevieve
Katherine
Ladies' Home Journal
Loughry
Kelly
Men’s & Boys
Mackinaws All Prades
W. R. Loughry & Company
Johnston’s
Kodak
Johnston
Upstaira
Godfrey Marshall
Indiana, Pa
OIDER
Onan
T. H. Frantz
Rossmoyne Flouring Mill
Delbert G, Frantz
American Beauty Illuminating Oil
Pennsylvania
Cossumer
Maracall Bldg
Indiana
Penn’a
Lancager
Hetrick, Wilson & CO