How They Got Him And The Widower In The Barn
A farmer’s widow narrates how she accepted Cy Rogers after toying with two other suitors. She mocks a widower with many children and, after a performative dinner date, declares she’d rather marry a rough, honest farmer than a secondhand man. The engagement ends with a late night confession and a vow.
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Sud
Fustoff
O' Wallntin
Ferman
Bie
President Wilson Seeks Broad Army and Navy Build Up
President Wilson plans a definite defense program for Congress after meetings with the secretaries of war and the navy and with Secretary Lansing. Officials report strong public enthusiasm for increased armed forces, though opposition from some House and Senate members is anticipated. Conferences with naval and defense leaders will shape timing and scope of proposed measures as the country weighs the international situation. A separate note from Santa Monica reports a mackerel with a copper bell on its tail disrupting fishing.
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United States
Congress
Wilson
Washington
New Hampshire Hills
Secretary of the Navy
Lansing
Cornish
House
Senate
Santa Monica
Market Quotations From Pittsburgh and Cleveland Livestock
Market quotes show varied prices across regions. Pittsburgh items include butter prints hogs cattle sheep and veal with ranges from 2.50 to 11.60 dollars. Cleveland lists fat steers heifers bulls cows calves and hogs with prices spanning roughly 3 to 12 dollars, plus grain futures for Sept bids.
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Pittsburgh
Chicago
Cleveland
A General Survey of the War Near Kovno and Balkan Pressure
The German push on Kovno grows as they lay heavy bombardments while Russian artillery returns fire. Peasants describe months of preparation for the assault and vast German fortification works. Russians hold and counterattack north along the Dwina as German plans stall. Britain France Italy and Russia press Serbia for concessions to Bulgaria, recalling prior support.
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Kovno
Dwina River
Vilkomir
Ponlewesch
Great Britain
Frince
Italy
Russia
Servia
Bulgaria
Austria
Bite the bubble health tip sparks fountain caution
The United States Public Health and Marine Hospital Service warns bubbling drinking fountains may pose health risks when misused. An inspector watched 47 users at a railway station with lips around the spout and even a boy attempting to swallow the bubble.
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United States Public Health and Marine Hospital Service
Marine Hospital Service
United States Public Health Service
Youthful replacement shocks Linden township police bench
Linden New Jersey accepted the resignation of Police Justice Milton Londen age ninety one to make room for a younger man. The committee named Peter Bundy age eighty seven as successor amid cheers from Benjamin Lavenly age seventy eight. Bundy promised long service as Youth will be served while former justice Lowden had served thirty years. In a separate item five people died and fifty were injured when a Mount Sterling Ohio bound excursion train collided with a freight at Orient station near Columbus.
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New Jersey
Linden Township
Elizabeth
N. J
Milton ©. Londen
Peter Bundy
Benjamin Lavenly
Bundy
Lowden
Mount Sterling
Pythias
Baltimore and Ohio
Cedar Point
Orient Station
Columbus
Bits of Byplay and Witty Jabs in Old Satire
A collage of humorous vignettes and fables from a vintage page. It parodies sayings and personals with quips about publicity, marriage, bets, and everyday quirks. Characters reference familiar names and locales, delivering quick, ironic observations and a knot of moral one-liners.
Fertilizer Flue Arrival Dates and Fall Pricing Quoted
The message states three fertilizer flue arrivals scheduled for August 22, September 1, and September 5. It also notes an offer to quote fall season prices, implying readiness to provide pricing details upon request.
Worth the Price Celtic Stranger Arrest Leads to Charge
A fragmentary exchange notes Tim Hennessy’s arrest and looming charges. A quip from Young Law yer asserts ten dollars as fee in police court cases while Celtic Stranger comments on a long standing feud with Tim.
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Celtic Stranger
Tim Hennessy
Tim
Puck
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