Witty Snippets and Social Quips From The Paper
A collage of humorous observations and tongue in cheek notes on society, science, and daily life. Bits on hobbies beliefs and fads reference fruit bugs coins and fashion with a light satirical tone and local flavor.
Peacemaker Name Reflects German Naval Ambition
The article notes Germany naming a new dreadnought Peacemaker and contrasts with a quip about Innocent Bystander. It then references Chauncey Depew calling the US Senate a Poor Man's club and asserts senators do not starve.
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Chauncey Depew
United States Senate
United States
Distinctive Walking Sticks Noted in Porte Rico
In Porte Rico walking sticks are treated as marks of distinction, while Americans tend to view them as signals of weakness whether physical or mental.
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Porte Rico
Molecules Move in Everything Says Chicago Professor
A Chicago professor asserts motion exists in all matter as molecules continually move. He suggests molecules may act like wheels in objects, illustrating perpetual motion at the microscopic level.
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Chicago
Leprosy Fears Sideline New Orleans Anglers
A New Orleans scientist warns that fish and oysters can transmit leprosy. This fear keeps anglers from exploiting the fishing season opening and affects local fishers and seafood trade.
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New Orleans
Chicago divine overstates gin depth vs Roman days
A Chicago preacher claims the present world is deeper in gin than during Rome's worst days, but this overlooks that the world is not like Chicago.
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Chicago
Telephone Etiquette in China Cited as Humble Service
A general reflection notes that Chinese telephone operators respond with the phrase How can the insignificant one serve the enlightened master, highlighting Confucian influenced politeness in service culture and the formal reverence used in daily communication.
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China
Aged New Yorker Burglar Says Loot Won't Reach Twenty Dollars
An elderly burglar in New York, with fourteen prior convictions and seventeen years served, proclaims the loot he gathered would not total twenty dollars. He adds that honesty sometimes pays.
New York Woman Fights Hair Dresser Over Green Dye
A New York woman sues a hair dresser after her hair was dyed green. Neighbors’ reactions are noted as unenthusiastic. The case highlights disputes over salon color work and customer satisfaction.
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Philippines
New York
Locomotive Sparks Burn Woman’s Bonnet in Nebraska
Sparks from a locomotive landed on a Nebraska woman’s bonnet burning it to ashes and leaving her bonnet ruined. The incident is cited as an example of money wasted in precarious fashion.
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Nebraska
Hasty Lunch Sparks a Farm Boy’s Awakening
Sam Elwood, a shy 23 year old Missouri farm hand, endures a secret crush on visiting Virginia Dave while his mother lends a hand with housework. A prank with yeast cakes sickens him, until a nursely helper tends him back to health, sparking a new confidence in courting Virginia on her return.
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Sam Elwood
Missouri
Sam
Sammy
Virginia Dave
Joan “Me
Ancient Roman toothache cures and magical remedies
The text lists archaic Roman remedies for dental pain. Magician advised methods include injecting ear products from rabid dog ash with cyprus oil, scarifying gums with a water snake vertebra, and using lizard bone or chicken bone in moon's fullness. Other cures involve Temon caries with mallow bugs or sparrow dung, chewing an adder's heart, and preventive advice of two rats monthly.
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Cyprus
Cabbage Tree Grows as Santa Monica Oddity
In Santa Monica John A. Pool nurtures a single cabbage plant that has reached nearly nine feet, with a trunk of 11 inches and produced more than a bushel of small heads. The plant shoots upward along the stalk, is tied to a stake to stay upright, and may continue growing as a perennial oddity attracting visitors.
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Santa Monica
Cal
John A. Pool
Eleventh Street
Mr. Pool
California
Christians as Shin ing Lights
A sermon on the mount concept explores Christians as light reflecting Christ. It stresses shining through character, avoiding vanity, and keeping images of self from obscuring the Christ in life. It urges humility, integrity, and practical charity in society.
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Christ
God
Marble Monument To Mark Fort Defiance Site
Estherville plans a marble 30 foot shaft to mark the old Fort Defiance location. The Daughters of the American Revolution lodge oversees the project, featuring a marble cannon ball crowned by an eagle atop the shaft. A bottom plate will honor Mrs. Esther Ridley, the town’s namesake and first white settler.
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Estherville
Iowa
Fort Defiance
Lodge of the Daughters of the American Revolution
Esther Ridly
Ridley
Towa
Britons Secure Major London Waterworks Contracts
Contracts totaling over $2,000,000 have been signed in London for constructing and equipping waterworks at Buenos Aires with new pumping machinery.
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London
Puenos Ayres
Spirit of Meekness Prayer and Self-Mastery
A Francis de Sales admonition urges daily morning prayer for meekness and a firm resolve to practice humility especially with close contacts. The text counsels frequent self-reminder, perseverance after faults, and trusting in God to bring inner peace as the soul submits to divine will.
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Francis de Sales
Love Your Enemies Message From Rev Singsen
A Congregational minister Rev A G Singsen urges embracing foes as real people in a broader call to loving one’s enemies. He frames this as a path to understanding others rather than conflict. He speaks at a Providence church event, promoting reconciliation and neighborly regard.
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A. G. Singsen
Providence
Strange Children Told by Bancroft on Lincoln Street Joke
Percy H. Epler recounts George Bancroft’s Massachusetts joke about Levi Lincoln who was nearly blind. A geese drive along Lincoln street prompts the old aristocrat to fling pennies and call out God bless you, my children.
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George Bancroft
Massachusetts
Levi Lincoln
Percy H. Epler
Lincoln Street
Astonished Boy Sees Train In Wisconsin Farm Visit
A Wisconsin farmer took his twelve year old son to a village for the first time in February. The boy witnessed a train of cars and, overwhelmed, lost speech for three weeks. The farmer keeps his distant farm hidden to spare the boy another shock.
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Wisconsin
Lunch fit for a king by grape nuts user story
An active young woman attributes nervous prostration relief to Grape-Nuts. She credits improved digestion and fewer sick days after adopting the diet and notes a noonday luncheon using Grape-Nuts with cream, fruit, and strength to work daily. The testimonial endorses Road to Wellville and Postum Co. claims.
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Wellville
Postum Co
Battle Creek
Mich
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