Running Teens Must Run Law Proposed for Youth Energy
A satirical column argues for a nationwide law forcing youths aged 13 to 18 to run whenever they move about, with limited exceptions for class, homework, meals, and sleep. It mocks perpetual teen restlessness and consumer culture while noting parental votes would seal approval.
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America
Long Beach
McDonald’s
Running as a cure for teen crime and doom
A satirical column argues running can reform youth, claiming energy spent in sport would curb crime sex and smoking while boosting discipline and national defense. It also promotes Opaso Thai restaurant in Downey Artesia area with anecdotes about a Thai owner and meal.
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