Never Cut Grass With a Pie, Says Colored Man
An elderly Black man in front of a Chinaman's washhouse asks a woman for a job to cut grass for 25 cents. She suggests the Chinaman lacks tools and the pie becomes a blunt joke. He replies with dignity that he never cuts grass with a pie, reflecting fatigue with crass remarks and stereotypes.
Resinol Ointment Aids Skin Troubles Nationwide
An advertisement proclaims resinol ointment and resino soap as soothing healing medications used by doctors across the country for twenty years. It notes every druggist sells these products and emphasizes their effectiveness for skin ailments.
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Geometry gatekeepers through the ages
A reflection on who would visit Plato's geometry gate today and through history. The piece names notable enthusiasts from Greek philosophers to Napoleon and Lewis Carroll, imagining a learned company bound by math mastery rather than fame.
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Alphonse X
Omar Khayyam
Albert Durer
Leonardo da Vinci
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Lewis Carroll
Grass Widow's Grievance Ends in Fortunes and Fibs
A grass widow complains to a fortune teller who predicts two then three husbands and praises her current mate. An escort reveals the trick: the teller mistook the widow for her own husband and planned to reveal the fortune for the escort instead.
Nathan Hale Hero of Lexington Sacrifice and Spy Tale
A narrative recounts Nathan Hale, the young New London schoolteacher who left his post to serve in the American cause. It details his march to independence, his daring reconnaissance mission, disguise as a civilian, capture by British marines after a breakfast at The Cedars inn, and eventual interrogation by General Howe.
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New London
Nathan Hale
Charles Webb
Captain Hale Tera
Harlem Heights
Hempstead
Ansel Wright
Captain Hale
New York
Brooklyn
the Cedars
Hale
Howe
Hale a Hero of the American Spy Mission
In 1776 Captain Nathan Hale volunteered to go behind British lines to obtain vital intelligence. Despite threats of hanging, he accepted disguise and mission, was captured, refused to betray his country, and died proclaiming I regret that I have but one life to give for my country. His sacrifice marked a defining moment in the Revolutionary War.
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Washington
New York
Hale
Long Island
Colonel Knowlton
Knowlton
Rangers
William Hull
Yale
Alice Adams
New London
Cunningham
Real Season of the Day Fourth of July Liberty Symbolizes National Craft
The Fourth of July embodies the liberty patriots pursued by sacrifice to launch the United States as a national craft anchored against foreign despotism.
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Patriota
United States
Most Enduring Tribute to Old Glory
A reflection on lasting tribute through personal conduct, urging citizens to live by the ideals the flag represents so the nation remains strong in character and citizenship. The passage emphasizes individual responsibility as the primary homage to the flag and national values.
Hidden Grief Lingers Amid Ordinary Life
An obituary-like reflection notes how many good people pass away quietly while life carries on. The piece contrasts the presence of the living with the silence of the departed, emphasizing memory and loss across communities.
Drink Denleen's Coffer and Indian Submission Tale
An OCR fragment presents a sensational racist passage blaming Indigenous peoples for failure to assimilate. It references “Drink Denleen's Coffer” as a slogan and rails about white superiority, with a biased tone claiming Indians cannot mix with whites and will not submit to civilization. It also cites tuberculosis as the leading destroyer of the American Indian.
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Tucuberlosis
Clear Your Skin with Free Sample by Mail
Advertisement offering Cuticura Skin Book samples by mail. Readers can request a free sample to clear pimples, blotches, redness, rough skin and dandruff. Includes address postcard to Cuticura Dept Boston and notes sold everywhere.
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Cuticura
Dept
Boston
Taking No Chances Christmas Ring Exchange
A brief dialogue spotlights a man proposing a diamond ring for Christmas and a cautious reply from the woman preferring to accept the ring now, trusting Christmas to bring its expected surprise. The exchange hints at a cautious, forward looking romance.
Castoria Ad Promises Safe Remedy for Infants
An old advertisement urges mothers to inspect Castoria bottles, touts Castoria as a safe remedy used for over 30 years, and notes children cry for Fletcher's Castoria. The text also includes a remark about women finding purpose when they inspire jealousy in others.
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Fletcher
Neese
Tov Ag
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound Helps Eldon Woman
Mrs. S. T. Harvey from Eldon Missouri describes relief from displacement and inflammation after using Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound. She claims improved strength, appetite, and mood and urges others to try the remedy which is sold everywhere.
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Eldon
Lydia E. Pinkham
T. Harvey
Missouri
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