Inaccurate Joke Sparks Husband Wife Exchange
A humorist complains about a misattributed funny paragraph in the paper. His wife cites an oddly morbid line about a man losing a whisker as amusing, provoking surprise and disagreement over authorship.
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Newspaper
Hull Index
Location
Hull, Iowa, United States of America
Date
Apr 22, 1904
Page
3
A humorist complains about a misattributed funny paragraph in the paper. His wife cites an oddly morbid line about a man losing a whisker as amusing, provoking surprise and disagreement over authorship.
Mrs Emmons recounts severe ovarian problems lasting five years including discharge weakness and faintness. She says within weeks the Vegetable Compound cured the ailment and saved her from surgery, urging others to try the product and write to Mrs Pinkham for guidance.
A traveler recalls the Seattle Tacoma rivalry over the mountain southeast of both towns. Tacoma locals call it Mount Tacoma while Beattie residents use Mount Rainier. A roadside fight scene between two boys ends with the victor asking the name and the defeated boy spitting out the muddied reply.
A terse, satirical exchange on memory and quotation marks frames how people echo others. The dialogue plays on personal history and neighborly repetition, yielding a wry look at rhetoric and self awareness.
A promotional piece asserts kidney neglect causes serious systemic poisoning and touts Dan's Kidney Pills as quick relief. It includes customer testimonial from LC Lovell of Spokane and a mail-order offer via Foster-Milburn Co Buffalo, with price and distribution details. The text also advertises various trees and church anecdotes, and promotes Hall's Catarrh Cure as a constitutional remedy by F J Cheney & Co Toledo with a money-back claim.
A fireproof chiliier built entirely of paper stands in Breslau Trussia and rises fifty feet high. Pisa is claimed to offer a cure for consumption with immediate throat relief. Report from Leipsic Ohio dated August 41 1901.
To keep tins bright wash with strong hot water. Dry thoroughly and rub with a cloth and a little powdered whiting.
Fragmentary OCR text describes a children’s remedy named Mrs Winniow's Soormirea &TATE for Children with unclear claims. The readable parts mention soothing, inflammation relief and pain cures, with nonsensical phrases and misread terms throughout.
Survivors recount Civil War camp life and foraging in Marches and battles. Dan Anderson and comrades describe care for a sick brother, discharge delays, pay worries, and a dramatic battery action near Fort Wagner. The piece blends personal memory with regiment details and a caveat on battlefield claims.
A Civil War skirmish near Murfreeshore features a detachment guarding a mountain pass from Bradyville Tennessee. Sentinel Spree ter alarmed the camp at night prompting a hasty retreat. John earns promotion for conspicuous bravery before Bragg's army, dying heroically in the battle.
A fragmentary report describes an English lord dining in New York and an exchange with a host and guest. The decoded dialogue includes garbled phrases about a girl, a suit, and a mysterious response, reflecting a satirical or tongue tied scene from a social gathering.
A distorted historical account describes spring fever and related anemia as caused by impurities in the blood. It claims a risk of weakness and fatigue, urging prevention and cure with unspecified tonics while noting dubious medical authority and unreliable remedies in early spring.
A Welsh coal mine houses a unique chapel at the bottom of the shaft where workers worship for over fifty years. A solitary miner’s safety lamp hangs over the pulpit as the focal light. The oldest miner usually officiates, maintaining the small sanctuary in a remote part of the colliery.
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