Quips and Curiosities From The Holbrook Era
A mosaic of oddities and essays notes on society science and crime. Observations include women in census ages humor about marriage and longevity, ethical tales from New York to Wall Street, and a survey of urban governance and calamities with references to Roosevelt expeditions and Galveston plans.
Commission government gains ground in Iowa cities
The piece argues for replacing ward and alderman systems with commission government. It cites Cedar Rapids and Des Moines as strongest examples, praising referendum initiative and recall. It notes expansion to larger cities may be feasible but warns Chicago and New York present different challenges.
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South Dakota
Idaho
Washington
Iowa
Cedar Rapids
Des Moines
Middle West
Commission
Russell
Chicago
New York
Father Guided Mollie to Master Difficult Piano Passages
A girl’s musical progress in New York is traced to patient parental coaching. The father’s insistence on repeated practice, the mother’s support, and a teacher’s praise highlight how steady guidance helped Mollie develop technique and secure opportunities with distinguished mentors.
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Mollie
New York
Quirky Tales and Wry Observations From Old Time Columns
A Cleveland lawyer recalls Indiana’s jack of all trades Necessity Nelson who knows no law and a veteran laments a vermifuge needed for a wooden leg. Also a boy Johnny notes diary entries about cold sloppy days and a pea shooter. A thought on wealth and the alive past closes the piece.
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Cleveland
Indiana
Nelson
Chicago Tribune
Ladies’ Home Journal
Johnny
Granma
King of Spain Vamos the Prince of Asturias Portrait
King Alfonso of Spain watches his three year old heir to the throne in a lighthearted portrait. The prince, in a tiny military suit, is described as a charming, dependable toddler with a playful mischief gently tempered by his calm demeanor.
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South
Department of Agriculture
Siam
Baroda
India
King OF
Spain
the Prince OF Asturias
Alfonso
Prince of Asturias
Victoria Eugenie
Prince Henry of
Science and Tech Highlights from 1909 Newsrow
Experiments with ultraviolet sterilization outperform ozone for liquids. A Mars canal rumored length of a thousand miles appeared between May and September last year. Coal dust fine enough to pass 200-mesh explodes on flame or electric arc. M Ader decorated with Legion of Honor for steam-propelled Avion wing warping. Superheated steam on railways claims coal savings up to 23.3 percent in Italy. Germany and England report gains in efficiency and speed. A comparison by Sir A Trevor Dawson tracks ordnance progress from 1864 to 1909 with much heavier guns and higher muzzle velocities. Alaska fur seals fed in captivity for first time, two pups on the Bear later thriving after artificial feeding and freenum adjustment.
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Lowell
Mars
M. Ader
Avion
Legion of Honor
Wrights
Europe
England
Germany
Italy
A. Trevor Dawson
Uncle Sam's portable wireless up to 25 miles in a minute
Popular Mechanics praises U S trained men for mobile wireless capability. A wagon can supply a 40 foot mast and 150 feet of four stranded wires forming an antenna with ground wiring. Early portable sets required 60 foot masts and lengthy setup, making them vulnerable to rapid demolition.
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Uncle Sam
Sinei
Fort Myer
Virginia
Ingenious waiter disputes menu with a joke
A New York Sun reporter recalls a genial Irish waiter who jokes about clams being good today. The waiter leans in and says the waiters are eating them themselves. A tongue in cheek tale ends with a fable about a peachbud and union suit.
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New York Sun
English artist Allom sparks supper room prank
The English artist Charles Allom, slight and soft spoken, surprised a jester waiter in a high end New York restaurant. A playful exchange over oysters led to a mishap as Allom seized the waiter by the wrist and the staff called the head waiter. Allom later quipped about showing how lemons are prepared in England.
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Walter
Charles Allom
Allom
New York
Cincinnati Enquirer
Americans
Europe
Mr. Allom
England
Canceling the Debt and Hardship of a Missionary Life
The tale recalls Dr Marcus Whitman and a poor immigrant who owed his life to him. The patient works rails, cares for cattle, and finally offers a horse to settle a debt. The piece also shares Uncle Eben’s wry reflection on disappointments, including a failed sneeze.
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Marcus Whitman
Pacific Coast
Myron Eels
Wala- Walla River
Mother Whitman
Dec
One Touch of Nature in the Hereafter
A brief tale from Circle Magazine where a man meets a small group of beavers an otter and seals in an mild climate. The animals speak of having been skinned for his wife furs and the man replies I was skinned too then they move on together.
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Circle Magazine
The Shah's Dagger Treasure Inaccessible
A note from the Chicago News describes a jeweled diamond in a shah of Persia’s scimitar that supposedly grants invincibility. It also mentions a dagger with a similar power that curses its user to die by it, kept sealed in a sandalwood box bearing a Quran verse.
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Chicago News
The Provable One Desert Song Quip
A Baltimore American quip imagines a desert song as “The Camels Are Com ing.” The remarks contrast wealth with ordinary folk’s debt burdens in a tongue in cheek exchange.
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Baltimore American
Vast World Notes Include Olive Trees and Snuff Trends
A collage of items covers Venezuela’s wireless stations, London's fire water use, Balmoral as royal home, Uruguay olive production, Riga harbor plans, and Argentina’s 1909 population rise. Other notes include Tennessee’s first female criminal lawyer, Toronto University’s potential female deans, Hamburg America steerage to New Orleans, Vassar trustees, and historic funeral, alongside global trivia and railway accident stats.
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Eee
Venezuela
London Brigade
Balmoral
Uruguay
Riga
Russia
New Zealand
Lerilature
Alice H. Tiernan
Criminal Courts
Tennessee
Tiernan
Gilveston
Texas
Memphis
Miss Knox
Havergal College
Toronto
Miss Keys
Professor Keys
Vassar College
Toronto University
University of Toronto
New York
Hamburg
New Orleans
North Atlantic Seaboard
South
William R. Thompson
Lucien Howe
Alumnae Association
Howe
Winifred Scott
Columbia University
William Henry Hawkins
Eighth Avenue
Kinsivo
National Demographic Bureau of
Buenos Aires
Argentina
Brazil
United States Senate
Senate
New York Mail
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The
Holbrook News
Sidney Sapp
Arizona
Carrie Chapman Catt
Mrs. Catt
Percival Lowell
Mr. Morgan
Wall Street
Duchess de Talleyrand
Anna Gould
Anna
University of Chicago
Cornell
Prisner
New York City
South Africa
Rhodesia
Lunga
Roosevelt
Everybody’s Magazine
Charles E. Russell
Galveston
Alaska
Judson Thurber
Bear
Mr. Thurber
Eben
Charley
Brooklyn Bridge
Cook
Globe Trotter
Rome
Lido
Venice
London Globe
New Jersey