Amusing Epics and Oddities From Old Columns
The Holbrook News summarizes ancient Peru bean findings and papery tales from travel and commerce. Anecdotes include a Boston taxi misadventure and a judge’s quip about apothecary affidavits. It also notes Chinese compressed seed tea, pressed with seeds by Chinese damsels as a delicacy.
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China
Paper Houses and Curious Surnames Across Paris and India
Paris to build a glass and paper house for 1,000 with curdled milk waterproofing. Indian surnames like Tilak and Bahadur noted for cultural meaning. New York night workers total 52,000, surpassing several small city populations in several states.
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Paris
India
Tilak
Piyari
Chb Kourt
Longa
Kharg
Bal
Phul
Bahadur
New York
Springfield
Mass
Hoboken
Savannah
Utica
N. J
Mitzabeth
Mistletoe on Water and civic quirks in small town life
A collection of brief notes and quotes. James M Pullman on life as a trust and public benefit. A note on mistletoe habitat contrasting with oak trees, showing mistletoe in lowland swamps. A humorous jab at a stingy local postmaster who now brings an assistant to write letters at the public convenience.
Widow Lizzie’s Death Prompts Ward’s New Betrothal
A Scotch professor, left a widower, surprised friends by announcing plans to marry again in old age. He half apologized, saying he would not have considered it if Lizzie hadn’t died. The note appears in Harper’s Weekly style.
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Lizzie
Harper's Weekly
How the Japs Fight Fire at Tokyo Park Review
A New York Herald critique ridicules the Tokio fire brigades shown at Hibiya park praising only the pre Meiji era zeal while denouncing their ineptitude in handling conflagrations. The piece notes outdated relics of luck charms and auxiliary lantern carriers bafflingly hindering actual firefighting efforts.
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Tokio
Hibiya Park
Osaka
New York Herald
Old Ben the Bronx Zoo Bear Dies After Romance Ends
The Bronx Zoo big black bear Old Ben, about twenty two, dies after his long life and a shifting romance with Clefty the brown female. Dr. W Reed Blair says old age played a large part but attendants recall the broken romance as a trigger. Clefty’s new mate, an Abyssinian bear, sparked Ben’s loss of appetite before his death.
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Old Ben
Bronx Zoo
Ben
W. Reed Blair
Clefty
Cleft
New York Sun
Old French warships set for sale at Toulon yard
The French government plans to sell ships at Toulon including the Magenta and Admiral Baudin armor clads, Milan and Pascal cruisers, and three submarines Lutin Gymnote Gustave Zede. Lutin sank off Bizerta in 1906 with officers and men drowned. Gymnote and Gustave Zede date from 1888 to 1889 and were inactive for over twenty years.
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Toulon
Magenta
Admiral Baudin
Milan
Pascal
Lutin
Gymnote
Gustave Zede
Bizerta
Ajaccio
The Young Man's Tact Lesson From a Curl Snip
In a photography gallery two young women discuss a prank by Phil who clipped a curl from one of them without anger. The listener remains calm, appreciating the playful act rather than reacting. Youth's Companion provides the quoted dialogue as context.
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Kate
Phil
The Merry Chase
A rural comic exchange unfolds as a traveling philosopher teases about happiness while a canny observer boasts of having chased more eloping couples than anyone in the area.
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Philoshe
Tomeco
Mexico and the United Mexican States in early history
The piece surveys Mexico's colonial roots, the 1810 revolt leading to independence in 1821, and the early 19th century political setup. It chronicles northern Mexico’s turbulent frontier, Apache wars, and American incursions, noting Sonora and Chihuahua mining, Mormon interests, and regional ironies under Gen. Terrazas. It contrasts peon labor with slavery and details landholding, labor dynamics, and Californian captains of Yaqui fighters amid revolution.
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Republic of Mexico
United Mexican States
Spain
New World
Mexico
Peru
Ameri
New Spain
Rio de la Plata
Buenos Aires
New Granada
Sonora
Chihuahua
North America
Sierra Madre
Miles
Lawton
Chaffee
United States
Luis Terracas
Gen. Terrazas
Texas
Arizona
Montesuma
John Smith
California
Coolie
China
Spies and Sicilian vendetta reach American cities
Chicago and New York unveil a federal drive against the Black Hand and Camorra. Italian-born spies and police investigate a string of murders linked to Sicilian societies. Gen James E B Stuart hints at undercover work while Tony Mantabs argues his innocence as police surveils Little Sicily. Antonio Dugo and Mantabs face deadly scrutiny in the Death Corner case.
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Chicago
America
Black Hand
Camorra
Viterbo
Italy
New York
Death Corner
James EB. Stuart
Post Office
Tony Maniscalsco
Sicily
Malechetti
Tony Mantabs
Inspector Revere
Je van Matiscalsco
Mantaba
Antonio Dugo
A Preference in a Drawing Room Exchange
Mrs Oldcastle praises Bothellt as they walk from the picture gallery to the drawing-room. The hostess counters that she prefers traditional raspberry jam, calling it unsurpassed. The exchange reveals contrasts in taste and social commentary.
Printer Changes Gaby to 1 in Parisian Jingle
A jingle from yesterday morning’s department refers to Manuel as Gabby in Parisian tones but the printer altered her first name to the numeral 1. The piece notes that Gaby is the correct spelling.
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Gaby
Manuel
Gabby
Tout le Monde
Foxy Plans and Cheese Trick Targeting Teacher’s Desk
A dialogue outlines two schemes involving a mouse in a teacher’s desk. The first suggests placing a mouse at the desk as a lure. The second proposes using cheese to attract the mouse, implying self-originating movement and avoiding blame.
I Feel a Hundred Years Old This Evening
A terse exchange between two women hints at age, aging and social tension before a cold wave arrives signaling a turning point in mood and events.
Giving Him a Start
Doctor urges more exercise for the husband while the wife agrees the bill will spur action. She notes the bill will provoke a reaction when shown, implying renewed effort and accountability.
A Sly Fellow Sparks Romance at Cemetery Monuments
In Ohio a widow and a widower choosing monuments for their late mates met and fell in love. The tale notes Cupid acted quickly, with one party joking he must have posed as a cherub on a tombstone. The lighthearted encounter celebrates unlikely matchmaking in a somber setting.
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Ohio
Cupid
Quote about faults and consciousness by Carlyle
A dialogue on faults noting Carlyle’s remark that the worst fault is not to be conscious of them. The speaker counters that being conscious of faults yet not caring may be even worse, reflecting on moral complacency and self awareness.
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Carlyle
Jinx's Fate Recalled In Witty Exchange
The speaker reflects on Jinx with a dash of humor noting that Jinx was too old fashioned to share. when asked why the engagement ended, the reply was I shook him. He insisted I remain engaged to him while we were together.
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Jimmie Squiggs
Squiggs
A Narrow Escape and Conversations in a Window
A fragment reads a line about Janks who sought literary recognition but found luck in writing ads. Another fragment mentions Favorite Seat and a window in an air shaft offering limited visibility. Mrs. De Platt remarks she can hear well despite poor sight.
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Janks
Heaven His Only Chance Mansion Sky Quote
A brief item notes a preacher's line about heaven as his only chance and a remark that he lives in a town where residential front foot property costs $905, highlighting a contrast between spiritual longing and local real estate values.
Climatic Conversation Sparks Polite Weather Exchange
A brief exchange on weather ponders its role as social ice breaker. One speaker notes weather discussion is convenient, while the other counters that frequent weather chatter requires careful phrasing to seem polite.
Back at the office after off day for home request
A worker explains returning to the office after taking a day off to enjoy personal time. The reason given is that his wife wants ribbons matched, prompting his return.
Optimist Quote Pokes Fun at State Legislature
A playful exchange quotes a father asking what an optimist is and answering that an optimist is a man who believes he is famous because a hill county sends him to the state legislature. The remark reflects local political humor and regional perspective.
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Hill
Skin saved for grafting proves useful in operation
A Philadelphia report credits Dr Wayne Babcock with preserving removed skin during surgery to be used in a planned graft. He placed the cuticle in antiseptic cloth and sealed it hermetically, then used the stored skin five days later with excellent results.
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Philadelphia
Wayne Babcock
Babcock
Shall I discard the heavy underwear for long life
Chicago discussion at a National Pure Air association meeting focuses on longevity. Mrs Frances Shaw argues the average person could live 150 years if heavy underwear is avoided, noting Methuselah lacked underwear. She predicts reaching 100 herself if earlier life wear had differed.
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Chicago
Frances Shaw
National Pure Air Association
Methuselah
Shaw
Texan Lassoes Alligator at City Exhibit
A Texan lassoed a giant alligator exhibited in the city before it was moved to the Copping ranch. The capture drew attention as locals watched the enormous reptile being handled and loaded for transport to the ranch for confinement.
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Bouston
Tex
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