At Wit’s End Securing Speaker Traumatic For Sorority
A sorority committee details humorous failed invites to famous figures for a spring brunch. Draft choices included Steve McQueen Henry Kissinger Walter Cronkite and many others, all declining or joking about venue, honoraria, and topics. Final playful pivot invites a neighbor gas-station owner Leroy Octane with a cheeky offer and a P.S. optional presence.
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Howard Hughes
IRS
Steve McQueen
Mr. McQueen
Rho Rho Nu Kappa Phi
Kathy Krick
Henry Kissinger
Walter Cronkite
Kathy
Masters and Johnson
Julia Child
Loretta Young
Ann-Margaret
Bobby Riggs
Gale Storm
Joe Garragiola
Buffalo Bob
Arthur Fiedler
Dinah Shore
Arthur Godfrey
Goldie
Maxine
Leroy Octane
Octane
P.S
Dear Free and Weary laments from readers on family, privacy, and ads
A Dear Free letter laments a punitive mother and urges therapy while a reader complains about relentless mail and asks for printing the other side of a prior column. A Dear Weary note shares privacy worries over telemarketing and suggests unlisted numbers. Ann Landers promotes The Bride's Guide with mailing details.
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Joe Citizen
Intermediate Sewing Classes Planned at YWCA Gatewood
Sewing lessons for intermediates begin next week at the YWCA on Gatewood Avenue. Instructor Mrs. C. Lechter will teach collars sleeves zippers linings buttonholes and related skills over four weeks. Classes meet Tuesdays and Thursdays in morning 9 30 to 11 30 and evening 7 30 to 9 30. Registration at the YWCA. call for details.
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Gatewood Avenue
Lechter
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