Humor and Philosophy About What to Do With Money
A reflective verse by Duncan M. Smith questions how a person would spend or share a windfall. It weighs charity against self indulgence and loyalty to friends, ending in a cautious note that real fortune remains unlikely. The piece teases motives and social bonds with playful rhymes.
The Alder Man Rounder and the Franchise Dilemma
A satirical tale mentions Alder man Rounder who favors franchises over meals. He searches for his home during the day, cannot locate the right street, and finally returns at night, relying on darkness to guide him home.
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Rounder
What’s in a name for a baby with three rich uncles
A playful exchange about naming a newborn and the idea of gifts or influence from three wealthy uncles. The dialogue hints at expectations and unresolved decision making surrounding the baby's name.
The Root of Evil
A brief dialogue explores why people lie with back and forth on motives. The exchange centers on money as a primary driver behind deceit.
Not Easy to See Who’s an Artist in Quiet Talk
A conversation reveals mixed judgments about talent and ability and ends with a remark about burglars being men. The exchange hints at hidden skill and social perceptions without a clear narrator.
Beauty Parlor Visits and A Physician’s Self Cure
A fragment notes a beauty parlor run as usual with a nod to good looks for petf. It ends with visitors quoting doctor’s admonition to heal thyself highlighting self-care irony.
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Petf
Pert Paragraphs on Human Foibles and Self Deception
A reflective meditation argues that forgiving offenses is easy when not affected by them and warns that training a child in orderliness strains the trainer. It notes how airing ailments to friends invites remedies, how finding faults signals boastful self regard, and how disrupting others is easier than funding costs.
Biggest Salmon Hatchery Opens in Booneville Oregon
The largest salmon hatchery worldwide opens at Booneville Oregon on the Columbia River as the central state plant. It has capacity for 60 million eggs with 20 million eggs on hand and nursery and feeding ponds sufficient for 3 million fry.
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Booneville Ore
Columbia River
Funeral for Elizabeth Ney Held at Fishburne United Brethren
Rev. O G Romig officiated Sunday forenoon at Elizabeth Ney wife of the late Henry Ney. She died Wednesday evening at her daughter Mrs David Pickle’s home near Palmyra. Services were at Fishburne United Brethren church and burial followed. She was 65 years 5 months 10 days and leaves 5 sons and 8 daughters. Husband predeceased her ten years ago. Irvin and Allen Ney of this place are among her sons.
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O. G. Romig
Elizabeth
Henry Ney
David Pickle
Palmyra
Fishburne
United Brethren Church
Irvin
Allen Ney
Small Store Outfit for Sale at Swatara Station
Local listing shows a small store outfit for sale at Swatara Station with price details tagged to Jacob Landis. The notice suggests contact for inquiries and potential transfer of stock and equipment.
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