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Newspaper

Heppner Times

Location

Heppner, Oregon, United States of America

Date

Dec 03, 1903

Page

3

Something to Boot and Hortense In Worth Her Weight

A playful exchange shows Hortense praised as valuable while a count seeks a radium fix. The scene includes a boast, a disappointed reaction, and a curious aside about a remedy pitched by the New York Sun advertisement style.

Pawpacker Hortense New York Sun

Monkey and organ grinder exchange odd quip

A Chicago Tribune excerpt features a litter girl remarking on a monkey and an organ grinder replying with a joking line about life after death. The banter evokes street scene humor with a punchline about heaven and Newport.

Monk Heaven Newport Chicago Tribune

Flight Misadventure After Father Intervenes

Fragment from a news item notes a dramatic moment where a man urged a companion to flee together. The companion’s plan unraveled as her father appeared and she fled alone, illustrating a sudden, source-unstated turning point in the events.

Hall's Catarrh Cure Endorsed by Toledo Druggists

We the undersigned know F. J. Cheney the past 16 years and believe him capable in business. Hall's Catarrh Cure is taken internally and acts on the blood and mucous surfaces. Sold by F. J. Cheney & Co, Toledo, and wholesale druggists. The statement claims reliable obligations and endorsements.

F. J. Cheney & Co Toledo F. J. Cheney

Cholly’s valet death notice reported by Baltimore News

A fragment reports Chanting slang about Cholly and his valet who died by own action. The line hints at a suicide related to smoking or nicotine, with a local Baltimore attribution. Little context or names beyond Cholly.

Cholly Baltimore News

Dr Gillespie Seeks Help From Ragged Urchin

Dr Gillespie the pnes moderator of the church of Bootland recalls a chance chat with a ragged urchin. The boy answers curtly that no one cares for him and that his father and mother are dead. He says his brother is at Glanga college and cannot help, claiming the brother was born with two deeds and kept in a bottle.

Yin Glanga College London Daily News

Pocketbook Lost Sparks Community Response

An exchange recalls a lost pocketbook with valuable papers and a neighborly remark about the ad’s impact on the community in Cleveland. The snippet highlights social concern and public interest sparked by the missing item.

Cleveland Plain Dealer

Mister Milne Tied for Nervous Breakthrough Debate

A garbled clipping mentions Dr Mine and Milne in a tense moment likely about a nerve study or medical topic. The fragment references a tie and a debate or event, with emphasis on nervousness and mental stress. The readable names suggest individualsMilne and Dr Mine involved in a science or medical discussion.

Dr. Mine Ie Srey MH Milne

Pipe line may carry Coney Island amusements

The Chicago Record-Herald notes capitalists reportedly bought Coney Island and suggests a pipeline could bring midway amusements inland, reflecting a speculative investment trend and future delivery idea for entertainment experiences.

Coney Island Chicago Record- Herald

Beasley appears in humorous verses in Chicago Record-Herald

The Chicago Record-Herald quotes a light exchange about a cottage by the lane and a mansion on the hill. It playfully names Beasley as the man who wrote the poem that made Beasley’s shaving soap a joke.

Beasley Chicago Record-Herald

Information for the Young

A humorous quip from the New York Herald reflects on pea grain truth and village gossip as a measure of honesty. The line portrays reaction phrases like well I declare and you don t say used by neighbors to question a woman s innocence and to judge her children.

New York Herald

The Scheel Girl Instructs On French Phrase

A west side pupil studying French with a German governess confounds her father at Partin's dinner when asked the meaning of Ris de yeau a la jardiniere. The girl answers: The smile of the calf at the gardener's wife. The father reacts with amused interest.

Scheel West Side Partin's Papa

Unlucky Engine Named After His Wife Explodes

A track incident reports engineer Peck died when a newly named engine exploded this morning. The quote notes the brakeman’s remark that Peck named the locomotive after his wife, calling it unlucky.

Peck Catholic Standard and Times

Diplomacyville diplomat sparks witty age question

A playful exchange in Chicago News quotes a diplomat from Diplomacyville asking a probing question about when women are most charming. The inquisitive female responds, prompting a tongue in cheek reply about the age of the questioner.

Diplomacyville Chicago News

Rheumatism and the Blood Cure Alleged by Swift Specific

An advertising excerpt explains rheumatism as a blood-born condition needing internal cleansing. It claims acids in blood cause aches, worsened by cold and damp, and promotes Swif t Specific Co as a rapid remedy. A customer testimonial from Urbane Ohio dates Aug 96 1008 asserts relief after S. S. treatment.

Swift Specific CO Atlanta, Gai Urbane Ohio Soronoas

Masculine handshakes replace feminine kisses in social greetings

In a Baltimore News piece reprinted here, the shift from kissing to handshakes among women is traced from bygone courtship rituals to modern public etiquette. The essay notes changing customs, hygiene concerns, and the rise of the handshake as a polite, less intimate greeting, while affirming lingering affection.

Judas Baltimore News

Rhode Island Fishhawks and Odd Anecdotes

A Providence Journal note highlights Rhode Island's fondness for the fishhawk, calling it the state’s best loved bird. It details nesting sites from Bristol County to Long Island Sound, and includes a witty exchange about a district attorney named Smith. An alphabetic Q&A section on political conservatism follows with a London dinner quip about being an ex.

Rhode Island Mies Barrington Warren Bristol Bristol County Fishhawk Long Island Sound Connecticut New York

Old Sol and the Sunspots in Pittsburg Gazette

A quirky note from the Pittsburg Gazette remarks on solar spots as huge yet notes there are no files on the sun. It adds a local quip that some men earn living by letting their wives board borders.

Pittsburg

Drum Captured at Bunker Hill Relic Returns to New Bedford

A British made snare drum carried by a young red coat at Bunker Hill was captured by Continentals and later passed to Israel Smith who served as drummer in the Rhode Island company. Levi Smith eventually donated the drum to the Richard A. Pierce Post of the Grand Army of the Republic in New Bedford Massachusetts. The drum endured into 1812 when Israel Smith marched away with it once more.

United States Bunker Hill Richard A. Pierce Grand Army of the Republic New Bedford Mass Israel Smith Levi Smith Rhode Island Young Smith

Public Humour and Wit From Old Journal Tales

A collection of light anecdotes features Major General Joseph Wheeler in a humorous Washington moment with rural visitors, a Cornell Law tie-in about moot court jokes on a cow case, a quip about a multimillionaire, and a note on rising golden eagles in Scotland due to landowners' preservation efforts.

New York Times Joseph Wheeler Ernest Huffeut Cornell Law School Huffcut

Grateful, Happy Woman Praises Peruna Cure

Miss Muriel Armitage of Detroit Mish writes of five years of illness from pelvic catarrh. She credits Peruna with restoring health after medical trials failed, noting she used fifteen bottles over six months and now feels entirely cured. The letter extols Peruna as a remedy for female ailments caused by catarrh.

Mins Mariel Armitage Greenwood Ave Detroit Mish Royal Templars of Temperance Peron Wtero Niente Peer Teria Tama Muriel Armitage Perona Pertina

Female Weakness Is Pelvic Catarrh

Catarrh of any organ warns if left to progress, but pelvic catarrh and nervousness accompany it. A half-sick, exhausted woman with pelvic catarrh is a common sight. Peruna claims to cure catarrh permanently, from slight to chronic cases, with time needed varying by case. If no prompt results, write to Dr. Hartman for gratis advice.

Hartman Dr. Hartman Hartman Sanitarium Columbasa Ohio

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Hood Seltzer L.N. Rosenbaum Atttorney Seattle, Wash U.S.A GRIFF Bloomfield Avo Fishhawks Hkoew William M. Evarta BE. Delafield Smith New York City Smith Mr. Smith Evarts London Blank Wise Drum General Wheeler Alabama Washington Whizzer Scottish Highlands Peruna Miss Muriel Armitage Bloode Mra"inelow Carter Cugan Carters |Ron Younge Bhinery Reierson Machinery CO Morrison Street American Barber Coe (Inc Everett St Portland Oregon Ayer Buckingham P.M. U Don’ Behnke Walker Business College Dhance Spokane Seattle Sanders Reliable House of Mitchell, Lewis & Staver Co Boise Salem Medford W. A. Wise T. P. Wise Ds. We DET Wise Bros., Dentists Thied & Washington
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