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Heppner Times

Location

Heppner, Oregon, United States of America

Date

Apr 21, 1904

Page

3

Spring Medicine Aare in No Other Season When Good Medicine Is Needed

The passage extols spring medicine amid impure blood and weak health. It links facial pimples, eruptions, low vitality, poor appetite, and fatigue to a need for restoring strength and animation through tonic remedies.

Aare Nature Soares Swift Specific CO Atlanta

Hood's Sarsaparilla and Pills in Old Time Advert Mockery

An OCR filled with medical elixirs and vaudeville quips. It touts Hood's Sarsaparilla as a cure for all eruptions and boosts vigor while citing a misremembered testimonial from Miss Browas Borer of Stowe, VI. It mentions Mrs Winslow's Boothing Syrup for teething and a giant 1,000 pound bull seized near Santa Catalina Island.

Hood Browas Borer Stowe

Early Eruptions of Vesuvius Conservator of Antiquity Found

Excavations reveal Vesuvius began conserving antiquity earlier than AD 70. At the Barno valley near San Marzano workers uncovered a six foot volcanic deposit over Greek burial sites archaic Italian tombs bronzes and terra cotta relics indicating eruptions in the seventh century BC.

Vesuvius The Barno San Marzano

Misread Costume Sparks Confusion in Philadelphia Page

A garbled exchange from a Philadelphia page features a misidentified bicycle costume later clarified as sanitary underwear. The dialogue hints at a nervousness cure and a public airing of confusion after the first day's events, with references to Dy Kiine and Milne.

Denler Dy Kiine Aria Me Milne Philadelphia

Patent Lawyer Seeks to Patent Pneumatic Tire for Clubs

A quirky exchange shows a tough applicant asking a Washington patent lawyer for a patent on a pneumatic tire for per- Hee clubs, revealing a humorous historical request and the lawyer’s probing question about the invention.

Washington

Left Handed Penmen Face Government Employment Bias

A historical note explains prejudice against left handed clerks in business and in Washington departments. Even if penmanship is poor, a strong worker may be ridiculed by the policy of forcing left handed employees to switch to the right hand. The change is framed as a bitter but necessary step to retain government service, but few choose to quit.

Washington

Gloomy man quotes springtime death line

The discourse features a gloomy man dismissing spring as a time to die while another insists about spring being a season to die. They debate the idea of escaping seasonal duties and mortality.

Colusa man claims cure for uric acid via pills

In Colusa California on April 18 authorities report L F Moulton states he suffered years with uric acid and rheumatism. He credits Dodd's Kidney Pills for eventual complete and permanent recovery after multiple course.

Colusa Cal L. F. Moulton Sam

Allen Olmated Le Roy M Y Free Sample Advertisement

Claiming a free sample of Allen's Foot Ease the notice promises relief for sweaty feet, hot, swollen, and aching feet. It asserts the product makes tight shoes easy and offers a cure for corns bunions and ingrown nails, urging not to accept substitutes.

Allen le Roy M. Y

After People Pans Forty They Find No Place to Wear Clothes

Report states that after forty people plan, they discover no venue to wear their new clothes except at church. The note highlights a lack of private spaces and the church as the only suitable option for showcasing attire.

Phycate COvert That Cannot Be Cured by Cheney Co

One hundred dollar reward offered for phycate or covert cures that cannot be cured by Cheney & Co Toledo. The ad claims their Hiell's Catarrh Cure acts internally on blood mucous surfaces, priced at 74 cents per bottle. Bold by all druggists. Testimonials free.

Rey T Cheney & CO Toledo Basnel Whees

Old Man and Suitor Argue Over Marrying A Daughter

A dialog fragment shows an old man denying his daughter is grown and a suitor insisting she is now a woman. The exchange ends with a sales line for Piso Cure, a 25 cent cough and cold remedy advertised by a druggist.

Modern Poet Nods To Spring In Versed Ode

A brief verse exchanges praise for spring as the poet abandons empty talk and crafts lines about renewal. The dialogue nods to seasonal imagery and the simple rhythm of verse.

Milkman and Grocer Mock Kitchen Romance in Rural Banter

A groceryman and a pretty cook exchange wry banter about marriage, milkmen, and household duties. The grocer jokes about a rival milkman courting the cook while she orders codfish, apples, sugar, and prunes, demanding the list be written on the porch.

William Evallon

New Bridges Planned Over Neva at St Petersburg

A survey reveals two new river bridges are to be constructed over the Neva in St Petersburg. Other items note Italy housing about 5,500 macaroni factories employing 25,000 workers and various antiquated or curious facts from science, industry, and history.

Neva St. Petersburg Italy Brazil South America Prussia France Japan

Woman and Coupon Habit Strains Cigar Purchases

A New York Sun report notes coupon giveaways with cigars and cigarettes double men's smoking and primarily reward women and bellboys. Women hoard 800 to 1 000 coupons for luxury prizes like pearl opera glasses and gold watches, while a man saved for an alligator traveling bag but lost out when a stylish woman claimed the bag with his coupons. The piece cites a tobacco dealer and recounts a stenographer turned stage performer who gained coupons from her former employer.

Amallotsa New York Sun

Boy’s vow to avoid soldiers mocks citizen troops

A short tale recalls a boy who swears he will neither be soldier nor sailor but a volunteer like his father. Pitt’s response to volunteer limits is noted while Wellington’s reaction to a child’s salute shows a tender yet sharp moment. The boy tears up asking for a commission.

Pitt Napoleon England Duke of Wellington

American heiress must secure funds before marriage

A newspaper note warns that the American heiress should guarantee enough wealth to cover the mortgage and sustain a comfortable life after marriage, highlighting the financial prerequisites for a secure union.

A man anxious to flee with baby mirrors a Roma's urge to reach it

A terse proverb-like line compares a man eager to leave a baby with a Roma's eager move toward it, reflecting social stereotypes in a compact axiom.

Peruna praised as year round tonic by New York woman

Miss Marjory Hampton of 2616 Third Avenue New York City endorses Peruna as a versatile medicine. She says it tones the system in spring strengthens during vacations cures colds and catarrh in fall and winter keeps the bowels regular and acts as a gentle stimulant. She calls it a whole medicine chest.

Marjory Hampton Third Avenue New York City Miss Marjory Hampton

Spring Blood Impurities and Peruna Cure Says Hartman

Dr Hartman’s medical lecture warns spring blood impurities cause fever malaise and nervous exhaustion. He promotes Peruna as preventive and curative, claiming it clears winter accumulations in blood liver kidneys and bowels and invites readers to seek his free individual guidance.

Hartman Peruna

Shoot Far With Ancient Rifle Questioned

The Native asks if the old rifle can shoot very far. The Stranger replies that often the land needs pepper and salt to keep game from spoiling until they reach it, as reported by the New Orleans Times-Democrat.

New Orleans Times-Democrat

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