Fragmented derisive clipping satire on editors and papers
A surreal passage mocks editors while evoking a wandering Jew motif. The speaker imagines clipping a human editor and railing against worn paper curls and bustles, ending with a jab about chasing something new as the managing editor swears by an old trope.
Branes and Their Thinkers From Josh Billings Humor
A humorous riff on Branes a supposed thinking organ with mis spellings and odd placements. The piece jokes branes located all over the body including heels elbows and tongue and argues some people seem to have brainlike flair in certain body parts while warning against overreaching conclusions.
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Maddy
The Dead and Wounded at Cincinnati Liberal Convention
The Chicago Inter Ocean depicts a brutal Cincinnati Liberal Republican convention where factions slaughtered principles and leaders. It condemns Horace Greeley, Horace White, and Schurz while noting dead or wounded rivals and the collapse of the coalition amid accusations of treachery and miscalculation.
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Cincinnati
Horace White
Lyman Trumbull
Horace Greeley
Fenton
Mr. Greeley
Schurz
Brown
Trumbull
Gov. Brown
Mr. White
The
Tribune
White
B. W
Gratz Brown
Greeley
Justice Chase
Palmer
Phil Sheridan
Chicago
Ilinois
Oglesby
Leonard Swett
John Wentworth
David
Hammond
O. M. Hatch
Jesse K. Dubois
Ature
Davises
Trumb
Davis
Hendricks
Morton
United States Senate
Droueheavas
Morace Greeley’s Humble Beginning to Political Fame
A satirical profile traces Horace Greeley born February 8 1811 in Amherst New Hampshire. It follows his rise from farmer’s son to editor of the Morning Post and Weekly New Yorker and finally the Daily Tribune with focus on his early trades and political ascent.
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Cincinnati
Amherst
New Hampshire
Lomat
Orledge
United States
Zaccheus
Livingston County
Lincoln
Horace
de Soto
Dad
Trumbull
Davis
Towit
Eric
Ted
Erie Canal
Canal Board
Jamestown
Lodi
York State
New York
Mr. Story
Chicago
Morning Post
Greeley
Dod
New Yorker
Daily Tribune
Congress
Mississippi
Europe
Vast array of figures from global economy and society
The clippings list voter counts for Great Britain, lobster production in Boston, hat styles, baseball games, German and tobacco figures, Paris newspaper investment, Vienna printing costs, Wisconsin tobacco, life insurance profits, cornets bands, Canadian railroad surveys, Boston iron imports, Arctic expeditions, Cashmere prayer wheels, Mormon split, Turin centenarians, Chicago grain stocks, Milwaukee wheat receipts, legal costs, Washington female labor, Mt. Vernon widow, Virginia oyster shipments, North Carolina fish prices, California rice interest, Western Union telegraph expansion, ancient Rome roof trusses, St. Mark’s timber, East River dimensions, and a Brooklyn robbery tale.
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Great Britain
Boston
New York
Paris
Imperial Printing Office
Vienna
Austria
Wisconsin
Washington Life
Indiana State Board of Agriculture
Canadian Pacific Railroad
Luther Pass
Rocky Mountains
Aet
Germany
Cashmere
India
Mormon Church
Williamsburg
N.J
Turin
Italy
Chicago
Richard Young
Washington
Mt. Vernon
Richmond
Virginia
France
Charney
Massachusetts
California
Chesapeakee
North Carolina
Chowan
San Joaquin
Sacramento
Western Union Telegraph Company
Arnold Martin
San Diego
Cal F
New England
South
Northwest
Brooklyn
N.Y
Practical household tips and recipes from Woods Household Magazine
A collection of dated home remedies and kitchen recipes including stain removal with salt, rat control with lime, freckle treatment, cakes and breakfast dishes, rose pruning guidance, berry dessert with milk sauce, corn starch paste for scrapbooks, chlorine bleaching of cotton, a lemon pie variation, tongue toast, and curl hair methods with cautions about heating and drying.
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Wood
Notable Life Events of a Rebel Leader Mentioned
The passage cites three major events in a rebel leader's life: peaceable secession advocacy for the Southern States in 1861, aiding Jefferson Davis in 1865, and a joking nomination at the Cincinnati Free-Trade Convention in 1872 referenced by the Chicago Post.
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Farminleth
Jefferson Davis
Chicago Post
Will and Robbery Amid Sudden Deaths in Putnam County
A startled visitor at a door seized attention with a revolver, forcing a fleeing intruder who looted a deceased husband’s will, watch, and chain. Coleman Robinson, injured in Putnam County, marries his fiancée Miss Little on the injured man’s urging, but dies soon after. Robinson’s estate is valued at 1.6 million dollars as Mrs. Robinson transitions from maid to wife to widow in 24 hours. A California Alpine County report lists twenty deaths since settlement with varied causes and notes a lack of physicians for five years.
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Satan
Coleman Robinson
Putnam County
N. Y
Miss Little
Carmel
Mr. Robinson
Mrs. Robinson
Hreere
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Geo. Burt, JR
Shears
Svetnan
Bulka
Brie
Louisville
Branes
Josh Billings
Chicago Inter-Ocean
Morace Greeley
Milwaukee
Court of Common Pleas
Westminster
Tichborne
Wushington
Interior Department
Treasury Department
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