The Theodolite at Smithville District School
A land surveyor with a bright three legged instrument pauses at a district school. Children stare as the theodolite is mistaken for a photographer. A frugal school-maam pays two dollars for a view of thirteen pupils grouped by the door. the sketchy photo is promised but not delivered.
My First Murder and the Curate of Churnside Parallel
A narrator recalls reading a Cornhill story where a curate kills his obstacle to love, then confesses plotting to murder his own uncle. He rehearses methods, nearly succeeds, but a bungled plan ends with the uncle inheriting an annuity and the narrator vowing never to attempt murder again.
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Cornhill
Churnside
Walter Deno
Pevensiel Lite
Ponce
Walter
Haying
Walter Dene
Chamber of Horrors
Anne
Unseen Duty drives a man to protect an uncle
Angelo J. Leus states in Belgravia that he will devote his energies to care for his ailing uncle and safeguard his life with a life insurance plan. He argues restraint and duty over suppression, aiming to keep the relative alive as long as possible and secure peace of mind.
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Benjamin Grylls
Her Majesty's ‘Civil Service
Walter Dene
Benny
Thomas
Uncle Thomas
Walter
Julian
Julia
Christina
Angelo J. Leus
Belgravia
Shakerag County man defies Arkansas Education Committee
A legislative Educational Committee visits Shakerag County to inspect schools and meet residents. They encounter a sharp, illiterate farmer who questions their purpose, mocks reform, and dismisses the visit, asserting he has no use for schooling and hints at whisky bribes. The exchange ends with the man warning officers they cannot be fooled.
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Arkansaw
Shakerag County
Haint
Misnee
Missouri
Sanderson
Arkan
Traveler
A Hamilton man cannot tolerate egg in any form
A robust Hamilton man is poisoned by egg and experiences sickness from a single egg. Even a tiny portion unsettles him, and contact with broken eggs irritates his fingers. He believes eating one egg could kill him, and coffee mixed with egg aggravates his stomach.
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Hamilton
Hamilton (Ga
Man and wife quip over ownership after family matinee
A brief exchange from the Hoston Post recalls a husband asking about owning the earth and his wife replying that the man should be owned first. The playful line reflects domestic humor in a post matinee chat.
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Wayman
Mr. Grap
Hoston
Religious and Educational Trends Across Nations
An item surveys universities in Australia ranking with Oxford and Cambridge, and compares Yale and Harvard student origins. It notes an English professor in Cincinnati and Harvard student rule discussions, then discusses health, Vassar ridicule, ex Governor Sanford’s memorial university plan, church leadership roles, a rural meeting anecdote, and Pope Leo XIII’s priesthood jubilee celebrations with Vatican offerings and pilgrimages.
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Hayward
Cincinnati Law School
Harvard University
Journal of Health
Poughkeepsie
Troy Times
Vassar
Sanford
San Francisco
Cooper, Institute of New York
Squire Blank
Leo
Italy
Vatican
Wit and Wisdom Laughs From Distant Pages
A collage of humorous clippings and quips from various papers includes a buckles and Barnacle exchange on politeness, a St Louis editor’s sudden wealth story, romance banter in a Chicago parlor, a darkey road joke about directions, a Lowell journalist ghost tale involving a Christmas towel, and a Dakota tenderfoot tale about a sprouted cane in rich soil.
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St. Louis
Philadelphia
Charlie
Claribell
Chicago Journal
Darkey
Drake’s
Lowell
Mass
Tenderfoot
N. Y
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