Office Humor Fragments and Household Quips
A chaotic miscellany of jokes and light anecdotes. The piece riffs on wife and husband banter, a fly on a typewriter, a grandson as new grandpa, a lame-man story, a hot dog shop sign, and playful quips about dancing and manners. It reads as a dated humor column with brief vignettes and casual punchlines.
Clubless Coppers In Prospect New Law Ruling
The attorney general cites a 1923 law banning slingshots and similar weapons, inadvertently making police officers liable under felony charges with one to five years in prison. The ruling targets criminals but could affect officers and prohibition agents.
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Tom Rckofy
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Education And Character Paper Is Submitted
Miss N. Clara Berg presents views on character education in Hayward elementary schools. She argues for teaching character in all schools, using Lincoln as an example of overcoming obstacles through developed ideals. Teachers should guide children to distinguish right from wrong, cultivate ideals, and provide opportunities to practice them, building school spirit and dependability.
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N. Clara Berg
Hayward
Abraham Lincoln
Steel output rising fast forecasts large rail steel tonnage
Chicago February 14. Rail Steel Products Association predicts 450000 to 500000 tons of rail steel reinforcing bars in 1925. Overtime and full-capacity work will push production to double last year’s total, signaling rapid growth for steel mills.
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Chicago
Tthe
Rail Steal Products Association
Livermore Dog Rescues Child From Illness
A dog named Mickey, stolen from Albert Mills, returned to their Livermore home and revived a four year old boy in a six day illness when doctors had given up. The dog jumped on the bed and licked the boy, causing the fever to subside and the child to become rational again.
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Mickey
Albert Mills
Livermore
Albert
Man battles over half of giant eucalyptus tree
Berkeley neighbors clash over a line tree as E B Parsons wins a restraining order against C W Luhr to stop cutting down “his half” of a 25 year old eucalyptus. Judge T W Harris set a hearing for next Friday to decide the dispute.
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Pudd‘nhead Wilson
Berkeley
T. W. Harris
E. B. Parsons
Grove Street
C. W. Luhr
Mark Twain
Pudd'nhead Wilson
Parson
Luhr
Parsons
Harris
Solomon
Sophia J McClelland M D Professional Card
Physician and surgeon specializing in diseases of women and obstetrics. Office hours are 10 to 12 and 2 to 4 daily except Sundays. Home and office located at 1276 D Street.
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Classified Ads Listings From Hayward Area
A collage of small notices including baby chicks for Wednesday hatchings from Hayward Hut H & H Hatchery. cottages for rent near Castro Street. sale of wind mills engines and pumps. cabinet electric range for sale. a 22 year old female seeks clerical or sales job. rental housing offers. farm poultry and breeder capacity for 500 birds. multiple sale items such as a 1923 Ford Touring car. dozens of laying hens pullets and incubator stock. contact numbers in Hayward area.
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Hanson
Son
A. Hoffman
Hayward Heath
Prohibition Agents Granted Immunity in District Court Ruling
A district court ruling stated that prohibition agents were exempt from the law as Federal officers. Attorney Gosersk Webb challenged the scope, arguing the word every person included agents and others entering to apply to the license. The decision, directed to H. B Schmidt, district attorney, clarifies enforcement limits in the district.
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Prohibition Raidera
Gosersk Webb
Cal Prohibition
Ieitar
H. B Schmidt
Formiry
Finkersfield
Potato shortage looms as demand outstrips supply
San Joaquin growers warn of a coming shortage as Los Angeles consumes 30 cars daily and Pacific states report crop shortfalls, signaling broad regional stress on potato supplies.
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San Joaquin
Los Angeles City
Pacific States
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