Amends for All Amends for All
A coded dialogue shows plotters planning to smuggle a woman named Miss Joan to France. Green warns Thorold not to kill Black Monday, urging restraint and signaling a dangerous, planned getaway involving a train to Déver and a cliffside dogcart toward Dover.
Cuticura Heals Chronic Eczema Says Mrs Thompson
Mrs A B Thompson of Fredericton New Brunswick reports a severe eczema case lasting months with intense itching swelling and disfigurement. After trying various remedies she used Cuticura Soap and Ointment for four months and is cured. The note promotes Cuticura products and offers free samples via Potter Drug & Chem Corp. Dept. 44D Boston.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Runswick St
Fredericton
N. B
Thompson
Potter Drug & Chem Corp . Dept
Boston
U.S
President Suspender None So Easy
Thoreid recalls Green's warning of a looming Black Monday and treachery as he questions the danger and Green's motive to help Joan. He contemplates tomorrow's possible end to the unfolding unhappy events, while Green's sincerity remains unsettlingly clear.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Thoreid
Green
Thorold
Joan
Thorold Eyes Joan and Green in Lonely Cliffside Plot
Edward Thorold waits at a remote Dover cliff junction, fearing failure to obey Green. He spots a dogcart with Joan in a blue serge dress and Green beside her, while a cloaked man stands by. Thorold grips a pistol as suspense tightens around a planned confrontation.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Green
Black Monday
Padbury
Dover
France
Thorold
Joan
Miss Joan
Edward Thorold
Actio
Jodh
Poinm
Dover Road
East
Cure rheumatism with Williams Pink Pills says ad
A health advertisement extols Dr Williams Pink Pills as a cure for rheumatism by improving blood quality. It cites Miss Mary D Kelly of South Dummer Ontario and claims the pills reach the root of the problem and prevent relapses when the blood remains pure. The notice lists price and ordering details.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Dr. Williams
Brockville
Marine Eye Remedy and Salve Advertised byMurine Eye Remedy Co
Marine Eye Remedy offers liquid for red weak watery eyes and granulated lids with soothing relief and no stinging. Aseptic eye salve tubes are sold at 25 cents, with eye books free by mail. The promotion targets general eye care and includes Am Eye Tonic as suitable for all eyes, from the Murine Eye Remedy Company of Chicago.
Lightning Rods Fool Farmer in Dark Night Lesson
A farmer blames a traveling agent after his barn burns in a storm despite two lightning rods. The agent quips that the lanterns must have been lit, prompting the farmer to demand lanterns on the rods. The tale ends with the agent urging lanterns to make the rods noticeable.
Hall's Catarrh Cure Advertisement and Cure Claims
An old advertisement promotes Hall's Catarrh Cure and Hall's Family Pills with a cure claim and testimonial note. It mentions F. J. Cheney & Co of Toledo and a one hundred dollar reward offer for incurable catarrh cases, along with product pricing and supplier endorsements.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Hall
F. J. Cheney & CO
Toledo
F. J. Cheney
Fi National Bank OF Commerce
C. Wall
Gout Described As Torture In Smok ing Room Tale
A clubman recalls a vivid, brutal description of gout in harsh imagery. The tale likens a foot to a furnace with a gun firing red hot needles along the leg, followed by shocks of corkscrews, leaving the listener sweating and fearful at each discharge. The grotesque allegory ends asking who would ever patronize gout.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Blackguard
Married Brooklyn Couple Faces Harsh Market Reality
A young Brooklyn couple newly married struggle with limited means and inexperience. After a failed delivery on Saturday their larder empties by Sunday and the wife sobs in distress, declaring the home “horrible” before deciding to return to her mother. The husband suggests he will go with her.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Brooklyn
Shc
Public execution of a 1789 London coiner at Newgate
A fragment recalls that in 1789 Christianie Murphy was burned at the stake in London for coin clipping. She was bound to a stool and strangled as the stool was removed, the fire consuming her body in about forty eight minutes, burial on the execution site. The passage then shifts to unrelated dialogue about suitors and a father’s control.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
London
Christianie Murphy
Newgate Tower
Quack Doctor Touts Medicines to Rural Audience
A rural crowd hears a quack claim his pills have sold for twenty five years with no complaints. A voice replies that dead men tell no tails, underscoring skepticism about his claims.
Picnic word origin and a tale of a Midlands abstinence talk
The piece explains that picnic means a feast of various dishes chosen by subscribers who draw items from a list and share them in a social meal. It also notes Holloway's Corn Cure and recounts a Midlands Sunday school superintendent praising abstinence and a Senator Cullom joke about a Montana son in the legislature.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
London Times
Midlands
Did your daughters marry well in a riddle of matches
The speaker jokes about marriage choices for three daughters. One weds a farmer, another an ultimate consumer, and the third, possibly compensating, becomes engaged to a middleman.
Zam-Buk Offered As Remarkable Wound Cure
An advertisement touts Zam-Buk as a miraculous skin healer that prevents blood poisoning after a single application. It claims it stops smarting, stimulates healthy tissue, and provides permanent cure, citing a Montreal case and offering a 50c box or a free trial with 40c postage.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Mr. Marsh
Delorimier Ave
Montreal
Zem-Buk Co
Zam-Buk
Zam Buk Co
Toronto
Mean Man Tests Daughter With Gift Question
A harsh father questions his daughter's ice cream plea by proposing a future gold watch at nineteen. The line reveals a controlling, cold approach. The vignette highlights a troubling parental dynamic and implied coercion.
Philosophical diner encounter ends with odd compliment
A man in a restaurant, late in a contemplative phase, waits half an hour for an order. When it arrives he rises from thought and tells the server, You don't look a day older. The scene centers on a curious, quietly observant moment.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Kitches
Mother Graves Worm Exterminator Praised for Children
Advertisements claim the product strengthens children by driving out intestinal worms. It markets the worm killer as protecting vitality and health for kids.
Farmer Inquires On Clocks That Run Eight Days
An old farmer visits a city store and asks to see clocks advertised to run eight days without winding. After the clerk shows eight day clocks, the farmer asks a clever follow up: if they run eight days without winding, how long will they run if you wind ’em.
Minards Liniment Endorsed by Various Figures
The text lists endorsements from Mathias Foley of Oil City Dr Joseph Snow of Norway Maine Charles Wharten of Mulgrave Nova Scotia Rev R O Armstrong of Mulgrave NS Pierre Landers of Pekemouche NB Tromas Waston of Shefiell NB all praising Minards Liniment as the best.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Minard
Mathias Foley
Oil City
Joseph Snow
Norway
Charles Wharten
Mulgrave
R. O. Armstrong
N.S
Pierre Landers
Senur
Pekemouche
N.B
Navy drill turns into water mishap on pier
Pat joined the navy and was drilled with shipmates on a pier. The order to fall in was given and Pat fell into the water. The crew shouted that it was too deep and Pat splashed, prompting a warning about depth.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Pat
Navy
Car Knocked Me Down in 1812 Traffic Mixup
A man groaning by the roadside claims a car numbered 1812 knocked him down in a curious incident. A constable administers emetic after the victim admits he ate one item. The sufferer grows abusive when told the reason. He mentions seeing Jinks and a landlord pressing dispossession.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Awan
Also Mentioned on This Page
By E R Punshoo
Thorolki
Déver
Margaret Jardine
Queensbury
Margaret
Annan
Paderewski
M. Paderewski
Williams
Wilson
God Save the King
National Breg and Chemical Co. of
Camads, Limited
Gladys Cuntrox
Baron Fucash
Father
Holloway
Cullom
Illinois
Montana
Mr. Cultom
Om Clark
CLARK
Sfy'r
Mestreal
Johnson- Richardson Co. Limited
Monreal
B. Levinson
Alexander Ave
Winnipeg
Jinks
Pierce
R. V. Pierce
Beffair
Sas Francisco
Cali