Hen with three legs and who done it misstatement
Western Kansas teacher tests grade one class by writing two sentences on the board. Willie Towly tries but creates a garbled version claiming the hen never did it and Gui did it.
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Newspaper
Hamiota Echo
Location
Hamiota, Manitoba, Canada
Date
Apr 21, 1910
Page
6
Western Kansas teacher tests grade one class by writing two sentences on the board. Willie Towly tries but creates a garbled version claiming the hen never did it and Gui did it.
Geo H. Watterworth of Rodney Ontario declares he was cured of diabetes by Dodd's Kidney Pills after taking thirty seven boxes. He also suffered rheumatism ttem and headache, poor sleep, fatigue and nervousness due to diseased kidneys, all alleviated by the pills.
An old column mixes a medicine pitch with a ribbing tale about a con man seeking charity for an orphanage. It recalls a sly story of a man who altered a donations ledger by adding his name and his wife’s, eliciting laughter from listeners.
A fragment from Tit-Bita notes Minard's Liniment as a cure for burns. The column quips about a man described as seyamade and a dramatic scene altered by his mother-in-law, reflecting light gossip tone.
A writer in T P's Weekly reflects on Burns and the popularity of his anniversary celebrations. The piece traces early oratory in Dumfries by John Syme and notes Rosebery's 19th century centenary tribute, praising Burns as a moral poet whose life and death elevated his status among national heroes.
A factory worker boy, who never took his eyes off his machine, asks for a raise after being noticed. The foreman offers three dollars a week, and the boy asserts he is worth four. Impressed by his steady effort, the boy receives the raise.
A garbled exchange in the Cleveland Leader notes an old man claiming to be a hundred, pressed by editors to prove his age and identity. The man admits he is actually seventy seven after failing to read Gore print without glasses.
Claims that eczema is not a blood disease and that Dr Chase's Ointment relieves itching and heals sores after internal treatments fail. Includes testimonials from A D Macauley and Mrs Ches Gilbert and notes a 60 day supply with dealer information and free recipe copy offer.
In a playful exchange, a young man declares to a Philadelphia Inquirer reader that the daughter wants him and that the father should decide the terms. He frames the request as a business negotiation, offering no prospects and presenting himself as the daughter’s agent. The old man concedes that the situation is unusual but considers the plan.
A young clergyman delivers his first sermon with the bishop present who notes the sermon is good yet mentions three good stopping places. The bishop's remark puzzles the young man as he seeks meaning behind the critique. The item also advertises Mother Graves Worm Exterminator with claims of relief and lasting effects.
Mr Jaries presents a new bat and bonnet to Mrs Miles as a surprise. She tears up seeing the item, insisting it does not suit her. The milliner offers an exchange option and promises she may choose future hats if he agrees not to buy more ties. They settle on a mutual agreement.
A London field note discusses observations on cuckoo spit on plant bugs and tree leaves. Ananda Bose collected insects in western Bengal noting rain-like drops from the canopy due to numerous plant galls and secretions observed on trees.
A fragment from Chicago News uses humorous dialogue about Uncle Rufus and a body servant to Washington, imagining life near the White House amid a discussion of liniment relief. The text reflects period dialect and social attitudes in a brief anecdotal excerpt.
An advertisement touts Dr Williams Pink Pills as a spring tonic to restore blood and nerves. It promotes clearer skin steadier appetite and brighter energy with testimonial from Miss Mary Baker of Tancook Nova Scotia and lists Brockville Ontario as the distributor.
During the Civil War era in Chicago, Palmer the dry goods magnate negotiates a credit sale with Stewart for about 110 thousand dollars. Palmer arrives with cash ready if Stewart will issue a receipt, prompting a bold display that tests Stewart’s resolve and the evolving war price surge.
Eugene Walter, a Cleveland reporter, secured the first Rockefeller interview by posing as a curious youth at Forest Hill. Rockefeller engaged him with questions about flowers and ponds, and Walter’s piece became the paper’s highlight the next day in the Cleveland Plain Dealer.
A judge notes Rob's attempt at country idioms during a visit. His mother corrects phrases like went up and there we saw to proper forms as they recount an outing to the farm and a young child.
A London Chronicle note recalls the first dessert spoons made at Hamilton Palace. Sir Charles Murray's uncle’s seat near the Tweed reportedly adopted them first. A guest to dine with the Duke of Hamilton balked at receiving a dessert spoon with sweets and asked if his mother’s spoon had shrunk since his soup was served.
A short excerpt shows a protest tone with lines about trouble and a humorous Jonah in the whale reference. The dialogue mentions a man dragging a woman and questions who is involved.
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