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A shopper asks for a free sample but the salesman explains samples are discontinued after it was found some customers used them for bathing suits. The quirky exchange captures a bygone retail cautionary note.
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Newspaper
Hamburg Reporter
Location
Hamburg, Iowa, United States of America
Date
Jun 09, 1916
Page
6
A shopper asks for a free sample but the salesman explains samples are discontinued after it was found some customers used them for bathing suits. The quirky exchange captures a bygone retail cautionary note.
An advertisement claims Allen's Foot-Ease provides instant relief for tired feet after using a foot bath and powder. It touts easy wear for tight shoes and immediate comfort for wearers, promising widespread availability and a trial package offer.
A Wise M. E. notes that speaking many languages is unlikely for most, then quips that unless a man is worthless he likely won’t become an expert whittler, highlighting humorous exchanges on talent and work.
A mistyped family scene shows Sarah told to fetch the cats from the basement. Minutes later the mistress heard scrambling feet and Sarah returned breathless declaring the call was up. The exchange centers on a perplexing cupboard miscue and a humorous domestic moment.
A Seattle figure argues prohibition nears success as cash sales rise and installment payments improve, noting saloon closures shift poor men toward temperance venues. Charles Stelzle urges state powers to curb the saloon, framing personal liberty against public welfare. The Manufacturers and Dealers Association resists prohibition and claims not to be a liquor group while offering anti prohibition material to newspapers.
A panicked pay envelope message claims alcohol destroys balance nerve self confidence health and life, while temperance boosters urge public health and prohibition. A farmer’s joke about fair profits in frenzied finance contrasts with a critic’s grain-cost reminder.
An advertisement touts a dubious freckle removal remedy Othine double strength with a money back guarantee. The piece transitions to a joke about a colonel demanding the time from his orderly who lacks a watch, insisting he writes the time on paper. A final quip notes a pretty woman preferring to walk with a homely man.
A gaunt gray coyote attacked two dogs at Thomas Derothy residence and nearly bit Mrs J Hardy. It briefly approached students at the schoolhouse before being chased off by wary children. Hunters scour nearby hills seeking the animal.
In a lively column the Public Eye notes Ithway at ease in the limelight as critics quip about his love of publicity. A wry aside questions how he hides away long enough to bathe, hinting at broader failures to escape consequences.
Old consumer ad touts Castoria as safe for infants and children, claiming it treats worms feverishness diarrhea teething and more while avoiding opium morphine or narcotics. It stresses the product has over 30 years of use, bears Charles H Fletcher signature, and warns against counterfeit imitators.
A cleaned diary style note recounts Willian Jassup’s woolen mill in Princeton and a keg of unavailable Russian red dye found among his effects. His son in law and daughter Charles B. Woods and wife lament its loss and consider burning it for a payoff. The piece shifts to quips about war and spiritualism showing satirical humor from various columns.
A parent recalls a brighten moment as a youngster spoke up last night. The aside turns to a light exchange about a good cigar as conversation shifts to everyday small joys.
In Sacramento a cornetist known only as Old George died on the street while entertaining children. The crowd’s donations funded his needs. no rightful name or claimant appeared for burial. A separate brief notes James H Darling died December 4 1915 leaving most to his daughter in a nineteen word will filed February 10 1910 in Baltimore.
An optimistic citizen asks about summer anticipation and a pessimistic counterpart replies with a belief that many people will leave town for the season. The exchange captures contrasting outlooks on seasonal travel and local mood.
A fragment notes that some new cannons are said to carry over 36 miles, followed by an exclamatory remark. The quoted phrase reflects enthusiasm and makes no further substantive detail about the weapons or source.
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