Ham s Burg Iowa Mouse Seeks Cat in Barn Tale
An odd post office entry from Hams Burg Iowa recounts a man hiding in a barn after a night of drinking. A thirsty mouse emerges from its hole, drinks spilled liquor, and after repeated sips, stands on a soap box and cries for the cat to appear, delivering a comic animal anecdote.
Farm Story Bites Kentucky Brew Morality
A farmer who bought some of the brew that made Kentucky famous finds a moral in a circulating newspapers story. The tale underscores caution in trade and in sharing popular beverages.
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Lost saddle weight and finder contact
Lost half weight about 500 pounds? If found inform C. B. Fisher. Your son would appreciate a saddle for his Xmas present. Why not consider a saddle. All styles and prices at Feel heavy after dinner. Bitter taste. Complexion sallow liver.
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Sex in literature and the call to order
A critique argues literature’s obsession with sex misrepresents reality. It upholds that God created mankind in his own likeness, with natural and inevitable male female distinctions. The piece opposes gender bending as a sign of intellectual and moral decline.
Youthful stoker balks at pool entry in navy dispute
An English paper reports a young stoker before his commanding officer for insubordination after refusing to enter the swimming bath. He explains his recent naval entry and hardships, noting painful experiences with teeth, vaccination, and punishment, prompting the arresting officer’s demand to proceed.
Doan's Kidney Pills Endorsement From Shenandoah Woman
Hamburg residents urged to protect kidney health with Doan's Kidney Pills. Mrs. John Ritter of Shenandoah Iowa testifies the remedy gives relief from back pain tied to disordered kidneys and notes repeated success over the years. Sold by all dealers, price not stated. Foster Milburn Co. Buffalo NY sole agents for U S. Remember the name Doan's and take no other.
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In the Side Show
A dialogue snippet from Cornell Widow features Snake commenting on a new skirt and the act, with Snake replying that he finds her charming. The short exchange highlights stage persona and playful flirtation in a vaudeville context.
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Museum Manager Fires Siamese Win(s) Discharge
A vacancy reports the manager says a Siamese win had to be discharged after trouble in the museum. The exchange suggests internal management issues and staff changes at the institution.
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Perfume dealer likened to pistol in business joke
In a witty exchange, a man calls a perfume dealer the businessman’s good odor. The reply says he ought to be, as a dealer in perfumes. The comparison continues with a pistol metaphor, claiming he is either being loaded or getting fired.
Fine Pretenses Miss Quaint Can Read Fine Print
A brief humorous note depicts Miss Quaint Can reading fine print with Miss Pert mocking her claim and an old girl remark, capturing playful dialogue.
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