The Greek profile joke and a stock selling remark
A Pasadena family debates the meaning of a Greek profile with a long ornate answer invoking Praxiteles and art schools. The scene ends with the father resuming his reading of Why Oysters Have Strong Lungs as a note on local humor and a tease about selling gens stock.
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Pasadena
Aterfamilias
Praxiteles
Grocery Price List Ad Highlights Week Deals
A fragmented May grocery ad lists beef cuts and bacon per pound, assorted canned fruits vegetables and staples with mixed prices. It includes evaporated peaches apricots prunes peaches tomatoes corn peas beans and hill items like soap paper towels pickles sugar and coffee names and unit costs.
Patience and Perseverance Train Sieve Water Joke
An old miller recalls a train side quarrel about patience and perseverance. A pompous man argues most things cannot be accomplished by patience, and the miller jokes water can be carried in a sieve by waiting for it to freeze.
Jethro Hosts Christening Party Prizes
A minister visits Jethro's home for a christening of his son Jeth, junior. The host boasts lavish food and drinks hoping to be spiritually prepared, but the minister clarifies the preparations are spiritual. Jethro then reveals plans with whiskey and beer.
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Jethro
Jeth
Pariah priest jokes about Pat Casey and poultry flitting
In a country village Pat Casey plans a fourth removal in twelve months. The pariah priest quips about moving poultry, then Pat and a woman discuss their divorce and a brief, soon to end freedom. The woman says she is now free and plans to enjoy it for a few hours.
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Pat Casey
Ara
Pat
Yeu
Excuse for Tooting Sparks Car Repair Banter
A passerby asks why Mrs. Torkins sits up high to toot the horn. She replies Charlie tells her to so she won’t hear his quips while he works on the car.
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Charlie
Saving His Wife He I
A terse exchange recalls a humorous quip about a husband who tossed his wife out for smoking but claimed she was on fire, highlighting wartime style wit and marital punchlines.
The Devil, Beef Trust Debate Sparks Satire
In a colloquial exchange Mrs Asker questions if the devil has horns and hoofs while Asker jokes that the devil would be trapped by the beef trust, reflecting a humorous clash over superstition and industry power.
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Mrs. Asker
Asker
Willie and Miss Brightlie Charm at Bright Evening
The scene centers on Willie meeting his mother and a guest, with a wag about growing up and a compliment to Miss Brightlie. A young lady, Miss Levichtie, introduces Mr. Search to Miss Brightlie, described as “worth a million” and highly admired.
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Miss Levichtie
Mr. Search
Miss Brightlie
Widow Credits Mayr Remedy For Quick Stomach Relief
A widow recounts severe stomach illness and credits Mayr's Wonderful Remedy with restoring her health. The ad claims the product clears catarrhal mucus and inflammation, curing stomach liver and intestinal ailments, including appendicitis. One dose proves results with money refunded. sold by R. P. Mullins and druggists nationwide.
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Mayr
R. P. Mullins
RAT SNAP advertised for mice and rats control
An advertisement promotes RAT-SNAP rat and mice poison with odorless performance claims. It targets farms and buildings, listing three sizes priced 25¢ 50¢ and $1.00 and naming local sellers John Coot & Sons J. Sudranskie & Co and R. P. Mullins as distributors.
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John Coot & Sons
J. Sudranskie & Co
R. P. Mullins
Classified Ads Mix of Lost and For Sale Notices
Public notices include a lost child’s overcoat between G W Bence Farm and Greencastle with Herald Office contact. Listings cover oak furniture, rugs, a work horse, lawn mowers, stoves, sewing machines, gunsmith, autos, farm loans, local contractor, rat poison Rat Snap ads with user testimonials and local distributors.
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Child
G. W. Bence
Town
Greencastle
Herald Office
George Huffman
Hunts Salve Ad Promises Money Back Guarantee
The ad touts Hunt s Salve for itching skin diseases with a money back offer. It also markets RAT SNAP rodent killer in three sizes sold by local merchants and notes several social visits and local farm updates from Garner Hill Gladstone New Jersey and surrounding area.
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Hunt
Mrs Graves Shares Poultry Raising Success With Rat Snap
Mrs Mary Graves describes starting with an incubator three years ago and earning money this year after rats killed many baby chicks. A friend’s Rat Snap cake killed the rats in the henery and they disappeared. Available in 25 50 and 100 cent sizes from local sellers John Cook Sons Sudranski Co and Mullins.
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B. E. Carpenter
Woodbridge
N. J
John Cook & Sons
J. Sudranski & Co
R. FP. Mullins
Merits of Trutona Praised by Munice Nurse
Mrs. Julia Cryer of Muncie testifies after twenty years as a nurse that Trutona relieved her decade long indigestion. She reports reduced gas bloating and no nightly kidney discomfort, praising it as a reconstructive tonic and liver and bowel treatment. Trutona is sold at R. P. Mullins Drug Store in Greencastle.
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Muncie
Julia Cryer
South Franklin Street
Trutona
Greencastle
R. P. Mullins Drug Store
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