Quotes on Women and Wisdom From Ancient Sayings
A collection of proverbs and aphorisms about women and judgment. Witty maxims contrast female wit with male folly, praising women while warning against trust, vanity, and deception.
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Newspaper
Greencastle Herald
Location
Greencastle, Indiana, United States of America
Date
May 04, 1914
Page
2
A collection of proverbs and aphorisms about women and judgment. Witty maxims contrast female wit with male folly, praising women while warning against trust, vanity, and deception.
A recipe for a white fruit cake uses butter sugar water flour baking powder relsine citron and eggs with beaten whites folded in, baked about 40 minutes. Also tips explain whitening satin collars by ether, advising quick cleansing and avoiding sponging to prevent rings.
A nutty novelette depicts Silas Frump burglar bound by code in a moonlit break in. Hamfat Merangue surprises him at the front door and, after a silent sign and a card handoff, the pair exit through a window as Merangue is hailed by critics as a robber.
A humorous tale from Lippincott's The Joke Mill describes a young attorney at a banquet slipping a half dollar to a head waiter and asking to sit near Judge Spink. The waiter explains the judge paid to keep him distant, exposing comic courtroom irony.
The Boston Herald recalls William Patterson of Straford Vermont famed as a nurseryman and friend of the late Senator Justis Morrill. He once dropped his watch into sap while boiling for dinner and searched for the egg he held, mistaking timing for the task. On a rainy day he left with an umbrella and returned with a hoe, walking a quarter mile before noticing the mix up.
In Aberdeen a court official known for canny Scottish wit faced a furious judge when a key witness failed to appear. The official coolly replied that the witness is dead, explaining his absence with deadpan humor. The anecdote, told by The Bystander, highlights courtroom irony.
A newspaper writer is praised for tactfully describing an elderly woman’s literacy. He notes she can read the finest print as well as she ever could, avoiding any blunt admission about her learning. The piece highlights finesse in reporting and respect for the subject.
Dunkel tells a lawyer he plans to leave clerks $25,000 each in his will and use the gifts to advertise his estate after death. The lawyer cautions it may be too liberal, but Dunkel argues none of the clerks have served him in a year, so it would still promote his name after his death.
A lady scolds her cook for copying Miss Lacey in dress and hat. The cook retorts that the feather is real while Miss Lucy's is imitation, sparking a small domestic quarrel sparked by fashion and propriety.
Cartoon caption from Punch lampoons a character named Hix and Nippkins arguing over finance and a typewriter. The dialogue mocks budgeting, servitude, and gendered salaries with comic quips.
Mrs Smith and Mrs Jones debate cleanliness and language used by James as he cleans the house. The exchange highlights expectations of neatness and behavior within the family setting.
An excerpt from Modern Society reports a secretary at a lunatic asylum seeking to send her husband home for care, a superintendent noting the man’s sanity, a hostess silencing Binks who cannot recite Tam o’ Shanter, and a story of disappointment as Binks dies for a recital.
A humorous note from the Chicago Record-Herald questions ancient use of horses, pondering if Egyptians wagered on their speed 1900 years before the Christian era while a young man searches his pockets for change.
The text describes a barn layout with cattle area, two large box stalls, horse stalls, a feed room, and a silo. It notes two 40 by 84 foot stalls and horse area with five stalls and two box stalls, along with root cellars under an embankment and drive doors. The plan aims to combine efficiencies and reduce costs.
The article warns that unprocessed corn is hard for sheep to digest and can kill lambs. It urges moderation, gradual introduction, and mixing corn with oats, bran, or light grain to prevent stomach overload and death.
A horseman explains breeders must pasture young horses on swamp land where grasses lack full forage value. He notes that even bluegrass areas require daily grain such as oats and bran or corn and bran to keep young stock thrifty.
Ancient Greeks and Romans used cloth coverings for cold weather and mud. Nero shod his horses with gold and without nails, while England adopted nail through hoof shoeing after William the Conqueror.
A historical tip explains securing a cloth under a horse’s jaw to deter chin flies. The cloth can be attached to the bridle and removed when not working, as flies do not follow horses into the barn. When pasturing, even aggressive horses stay cautious, lowering heads to avoid the flies.
Article argues liberal feeding builds bone and muscle in horses to improve stamina symmetry and endurance. It emphasizes generous nutrition to enhance performance and health of the animal.
Cadillac Michigan reports the Cummer Diggins Co cuts the largest timber tract in southern Ant och Township ending a seven year span of lawless activity by a historic gang. From 1870 to 1873 over 100 horses were stolen within fifty miles of Grand Rapids with raids reaching Ottawa and Allegan counties as the band hid in Antioch forest. About 12 000 acres of hardwood timber remain and a last sighting involved Rascellus McClain a surveyor and local preacher who encountered the gang guiding horses to Traverse City noted they declined his help to Bear settlement.
Marquette Michigan observer notes Andrew Bjork of Lion Mountain as the region’s largest logger with a season target of 10 000 000 feet of mixed logs and substantial yields including 15 000 cedar posts 12 000 cords of pulp wood and 3 000 cords of hardwood. Other operations include Warren Flannagan Iron Mountain camp expansion R F Gibbs Son cutting near Atkinson with fourteen forties hardwood land and Britton Cooperage Green Bay employing 200 near hubicon Ontonagon County. Torch Lake district white pine near Lake Linden felled by Oliver Dion. tract holds 200 000 feet and the largest tree measured 11 feet high and 7 11 broad feet.
In Lafayette Indiana a horse like animal kept confined in a barn by widow Sarah Moore and her son Wilbur Moore is taken to a livery stable by a deputy sheriff. Authorities cite cruelty in a case tied to a 14 year old death of contractor William H Moore and a runaway incident.
A local boy netted a fox measured at three feet in Winslow New Jersey. Authorities believe the animal was former captive life in the area and has escaped its enclosure.
Mrs. Walter A Rich's Angora cat fell five stories to paving and, against a vet prediction it could not survive, is reported healthy with eight lives left. In Corpus Christi a work crew uncovered a man's skeleton beneath a city sidewalk, likely buried over 50 years ago, three feet under the surface.
A photograph mailed to Miss May Murphey of Salina six years ago from Tescott twenty miles west of Salina finally reached her. She was living with her mother on Minneapolis avenue and has since married William Green. The delay shows postal service realities and adds personal surprise to a long-awaited greeting.
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