Collected Humor On the Links And Related Quips
A humorous column section presents playful banter about golf and marriage. Jokes reference a caddie laughing at mishaps and a wife described as eyeing, dogmatic, and fashionable as Pomeranian styling shifts. The items read like light wit from a vintage humor page.
Knowing His Place Dialogue Turns On Polite Service
A head waiter asks if the diner ordered ham and eggs. The guest replies with a humble request for the meal, highlighting class and politeness in service. The exchange contrasts direct orders with refined phrasing in a dining room vignette.
One Result of the Flood
A Sunday school teacher asks what the flood produced and a bright child answers mud. A lighthearted exchange follows about contradictory terms and a playful romance moment.
That Gentleman Entered Is a Free Thinker
A brief humorous note from the Herald mentions a man who just joined a discussion group as a free thinker. The exchange quickly questions his marital status, asking if he is a bachelor or widower.
Do You Enjoy Your Meals
Advice claims digestion improves with moderation and thorough chewing. It recommends five hour gaps between meals and taking Chamberlain's Tablets after supper to make meals more enjoyable.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Chamberlain
Classified Ad: Used Buicks and Chevrolets at Bargains
Classified ad from Putnam Auto Co offering a Buick, 4 roadsters and a Chevrolet, all in good shape, at bargain prices.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Buick
Chevrolet
Putnam Auto Co
For Sale and Real Estate Classified Items
Classified brief listing notes four show cases two display wall cases brown and Moffett on Washington street. Wood for sale call Walter Young at Manhattan. Real estate buyers seek modern or semi modern properties call 69 Putnam Reality Co Inc. Young man for office work dictation advancement call Box 157. Hauling stock or moving call 716 hogs or household moves. Farm loans abstracts of title offered by Wm B Vestal with Dobbs and Vestal at Greencastle Ind. tf
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Brown &Moffett
Washington Street
Putnam Reality Co., (Inc
Wm. B. Vestal
Dobbs & Vestal Real Estate Office
Greencastle
Ind
Dobbs Bros Offers Chevrolets and Wood for Sale
Alcohol tires oils grease batteries Dobbs Bros North Side Square offers several 1919 Chevrolet fours and other items. Cox & Sellers available for inquiries. County wood seasoned or green for stove or furnace priced by William M. Randel at phone 716.
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Dobbs Bros
North Side Square
Cox & Sellers
Wm. M. Randel
Local Holiday Arrivals and Community Notices in Greencastle
Local Greencastle readers learn of Miss Mary Wade visiting from Ellwood to spend holidays with her parents Dr and Mrs C A Wade. Several families host guests and attend Christmas events as Third Ward school prepares Christmas exercises and church groups plan meetings. The report notes travels of Ruth Lane, Ruth Tucker Noble, and others, plus local officials Chas Carver and upcoming public meetings and services.
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Mary Wade
Ellwood
C. A. Wade
Mary Tucker Noble
South
W. W.tucker
Edwin Post
Miss Ruth
Philadelphia
Arthur Post
Foust
Ruth Lane
Greencastle
Wichita
Kansas
Local Notes On Trades And Travel
Frank Thomas who suffered a paralytic stroke Monday passed a restless day Wednesday. Mrs. H. K. Green and Victoria Blue spent the day in Indianapolis on business. Mrs. George Cook of Indianapolis was in Greencastle Wednesday and Thursday, guest of Mrs. Jennie Gardner. Mrs. Cook formerly resided here. Mrs. O. L. Reeves and daughter Meredith, of West Franklin Street, returned home after a two week stay at French Lick. Mrs. Sarah Nutt of East Locust Street has gone to Evans ton Illinois to visit her daughter Mrs. Margaret Helm.
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Gordon Morris
Terre Haute
Greencastle
Mrs. C. W. Otis
East Seminary Street
Frank Thomas
H. K. Green
Victoria Blue
Indianapolis
George Cook
Jennie Gardner
Cook
O. L. Reeves
Meredith
West Franklin Street
French Lick
Sarah Nutt
East Locust Street
Evanston, Ill
Margaret Helm
Chamberlains Tablets for Digestive Relief
These tablets target indigestion and constipation by toning the stomach and aiding natural function. They gently affect the liver and bowels to restore a healthier condition. When dull and constipated, give them a trial and expect pleasing results.
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Pathe Photo Plays
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Hoosmeir
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Money
Dubb
Gubb
Dolly
Molly
the Herald
Christie’s
Walter Young
Manhattan
Wen
Harry Brown
J. P. Allen Jr
Howard Barnaby
State University of Wisconsin
C. H. Barnaby
East Washington Street
Third Ward
Home Missionary Society of the
College Avenue
H. A. Gough
South College Avenue
Fanny Allen
Alpha 6
Chas. Carver
Presbyterian Church
the Baptist Church
Oscar Sallust
Elm Street
A. M. Hootman
Christian Chuch
Fillmore
Cumberworth
Plainfield
Bellis
Thomas Duncan
Alfred Matthews
Kentucky
Valentine Thomas
the Jones CO
Allen & Stoner
Valle Ses
Sloan
Pia
Ames Ham
Indiana
Brown & Moffett
Greeneas Square
F.o.b. Flint
Mich
Hudson
Essex