Say! A Curious Mix of Jokes Advice and Anecdotes
A column by Charles J. Arnold compiles humor cautionary tales and short vignettes. It scoffs at superstition and endorses Red Cross fundraising while weaving humorous street scenes and a grim murder-case anecdote from Detroit News.
Woman saves son and herself on crossing in Carthage
Mrs. Murray Parker and her 8 year old son escaped injury when a Big Four train struck the car they rode in. Mrs. Parker grabbed the boy and leaned forward as the train sheared off the rear of the car and carried it fifty feet. Her shoulder was wrenched. the husband and boy were unhurt. The train did not stop.
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Carthage
Ind
Murray Parker
Lead Pencil Almost Fatal to Child in Lafayette
Prentice Horton eight, daughter of Mrs Thalie Horton, near Lafayette Indiana, tripped and fell with a lead pencil in her chest. The pencil entered her left chest and broke off. two inches of wood remained. An operation at Home hospital left her recovering well.
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Lafayette, Ind
INS
Prentice Horton
Thalie Horton
Here
Home
Ex-Instructor of Military at DePauw Retires
Maj. Gen. Edward M. Lewis native of New Albany has announced retirement from active service ending after reaching retirement age. He led the Old Hickory Division in World War I and served in the Spanish American and Mexican wars before commanding the army in the Hawaiian Islands. He later toured Europe with Mrs. Lewis after retiring from that post.
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Edward M. Lewis
New Albany
Old Hickory
Hindenberg
Ind
INS
United States Army
Lewis
West Point
Indiana
DePauw University
Greencastle
Mexico
Hawaiian Islands
Europe
William Brothers Buys First New 1928 License
Greencastle resident William Brothers bought the first 1928 automobile license plate in Putnam County at the Franklin Street Garage. The plate number was 453,501 and Miss Lucy Bowen, who had bought the first 1927 plate, arrived late to buy the first 1928 plate but took the fourth set. Fred Allen purchased the second license.
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Secretary of State
Putnam County
Surprise Birthday for Mrs Richards on East Franklin Street
Relatives gathered Wednesday evening to surprise Mrs. R. E. Richards of East Franklin Street for her birthday. A long table with a bountiful feast was enjoyed by Rev. and Mrs. D. L. Vandament, Mr. and Mrs. L. D. Snider, Mr. and Mrs. E. L. Shields, Mr. and Mrs. Charles McCurry and daughter, and Mr. and Mrs. Ted Snider.
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R. E. Richards
East
Franklin Street
D. L. Vandament
L. D. Snider
E. L. Shields
Charles McCurry
Ted Snider
Fire destroys St Charles Orphan Asylum in Quebec tragedy
A Quebec fire at St Charles Orphan Asylum kills twenty six children and one nun, with thirty three more missing. Firemen, police, and nuns heroically rescue many, but floors collapse trapping victims. The asylum housed about 500 children and 40 nuns run by the Good Shepherd Sisters.
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Quebec
INS
St. Charles Orphan Asylum
House Elimits Tax on Automobiles
The House voted 166 to 142 to repeal the automobile sales tax, with McLaughlin of Michigan supported by several Republicans and much of the Democratic caucus. The repeal would reduce revenue by about 33 million dollars while the inheritance tax was retained by 191 to 55 votes.
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Washington
House
Representative McLaughlin
Michigan
Ways and Means Committee
Merrit
Connecticut
Orchardists Can Get Permits to Kill Rabbits
Indianapolis December 15 Orchardists are seeking state conservation department permits to kill rabbits out of season if they damage trees. George N Mannfeld says ferrets may legally be held only for rats and cannot be used to hunt rabbits. permits are also required to hold ferrets.
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Indianapolis
State Conservation Department
George N. Mannfeld
Fish and Game Division
Stephenson Testimony Quiets Marion Grand Jury In Indiana
Indianapolis dispatch reports D C Stephenson, famed prisoner, testified before the Marion county grand jury for about four hours and then returned to Michigan City state prison. Officials describe his remarks as given freely on alleged political corruption in Indiana. In Chicago a bomb with a live fuse was found at a downtown shoe store after a sudden rainstorm. owner Michael Grossman suspects anti union motives.
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Stephenson
Indianapolis
D. C
Chicago
Michael Grossman
Communist plot to capture Shanghai thwarted officials say
Shanghai authorities say they uncovered and thwarted a communist plot to seize the city as Canton fell. Officials fear similar schemes may exist in other provinces and note the Russian consulate was informed that passports for all its members were ready.
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Shanghai
INS
Canton
Senators Hearst Charges Open Senate Inquiry
The Senate opened an investigation into accusations by Hearst newspapers alleging the Mexican government paid a total of 1 215 000 to four United States Senators. The papers claimed secret documents from the Mexican foreign office archives supported the charge.
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Senate
Hearst
United States
Mexican Foreign Office
Coast Guard recovers liquor raid suspect after chase
A 54 foot tug loaded with $15 000 worth of Christmas liquor was seized by U S coast guards after a two mile chase. One alleged rum runner was wounded or captured. Alfred Raymond 27 of Toledo was hospitalized, his brother Justine 30 was detained at Marblehead base. The liquor is believed from Canada.
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Mich
Dee
INS
United States Coast Guards
Alfred Raymond
Toledo
Justine
Marblehead
Three Voltz Family Electrocuted by Live Wire in Buffalo
Funeral services were planned for Fred J. Voltz and his two children after a fatal incident in Buffalo. The father climbed a pole to string a radio aerial and was electrocuted when his wire touched high tension lines. His 17 year old son Joseph, holding the aerial end, also died, and the mother perished while attempting to remove the husband’s body from the wire.
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Buffalo
N. Y
INS
Fred J. Voltz
Joseph
Toll at Canton War Turmoil Reaches 16000
Hong Kong reports about 16 000 dead and wounded from Canton over three days of terror with roughly one third killed. Many injured lack medical care due to scarce hospitals and doctors.
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Hong Kong
INS
Canton
Weather Forecast Warns of Cold Wave This Week
The forecast calls for a persistent cold wave with short days and low temperatures. Sunrise at 7 00 and sunset at 4 21 frame the shorter daylight hours ahead.
Stephenson Told He Has Had His Last Chance
D C Stephenson, once a dominant figure in Indiana politics, was brought to Indianapolis from Michigan City for a four hour session with the Marion County grand jury and prosecutors. He failed to provide incriminating evidence or reveal new political bombshells despite threats to expose scandals and contracts for political patronage.
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Eugene J. Cadoll
I. N.S
Indianapolis
D. C
Marion County
Dragon of the Hooded Order
Steve
Eight Extra Clerks to Aid Greencastle Post Office
Eight extra clerks will assist regular staff at the Greencastle Post Office for the Christmas rush starting Saturday and ending at Christmas. Tables are set in the corridor to speed package handling. DePauw students leaving Friday will boost activity with baggage and laundry bag shipping adding to post office traffic. Shipping of Christmas packages is already underway as residents heed the Shop Early appeal.
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Greencastle
Greencastle Post Office
DePauw
Johnson Holtzman Granted 3000 Each in Fraud Case
In Indianapolis December 15 Judge James A. Collins approved 3000 dollars for Emsley W. Johnson and John W. Holtzman for services from July 1 to Nov 15. It had been testified their work was valued at 100 dollars a day with a 10000 dollar minimum, but the judge ruled the public nature of the service capped fees at 3000 dollars each.
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Indianapolis
Emsley W. Johnson
John W. Holtzman
James A. Collins
Eph Inman
M. A. Ryan
Martin M. Hugg
Proficient At Twenty In East Chicago Liquor Trade
Police report youths as young as twenty running liquor operations in East Chicago. Stanley Stiglitz, 20, was jailed for running a speakeasy or sloop with alcohol cut with flavors and colors, grape wine, and a beer pump cited as evidence. Other arrests noted among young men, but none as extensive as this business.
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Hammond
Ind
Dee
Chicago
Stanley Stiglitz
Christmas Pageant and Services at First Christian Church
The First Christian Church plans Christmas services next Sunday December 8 starting at 9 30 a m with Bible School. Special offerings will fund care for orphans and the elderly through America and a pageant Unto Us A Child is Born follows. An 7 30 p m Nativity pageant closes the day with choir assistance and readings.
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First Christian Church
America
The
Missionary Society
Bible School
Marion
Cleveland Christian Orphanage
Cleveland
Bible Schools
Christian Churches
B. H. Bruner
BE. R. Bartley
Isaiah
Manger
Federal aid drives 8300 miles of road improvements
Federal aid road projects completed in the year ending June 30 1927 added more than 8300 miles to the Federal aid highway system bringing total improved roads with Federal assistance to 64209 miles in the United States
Lindbergh Wins Massive Reception in Mexico City
Colonel Charles A. Lindbergh arrived in Mexico City to a record crowd of cheers and viva expressions. He plans a multi hop return to the United States with possible moves to Cuba and Central America as he rests at the American embassy awaiting further routing decisions.
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Mexico City
INS
Charles A. Lindbergh
United States
Lone Eagle
Mexico
Cuba
Lindbergh
Washington
Colonel Lindbergh
Dwight W. Morrow
America
New York
Paris
Col. Lindbergh
Washington, D. C
Central America
Havana
Valbuena Field
Braden and Stoner Tie in Indianapolis Wedding
Miss Mary Anna Stoner daughter of Mr and Mrs Lycurgus Stoner of south Indiana street married Shafter O Braden son of Mr and Mrs John Braden Wednesday at 4 o clock in Indianapolis A ring ceremony was given by Rev M A Farr They plan a week motor trip to eastern points and will reside at Taylor Apartments Olive street after January 1 Mrs Braden a four year book keeper for Moffett and Dobbs Buick agents is a local high school graduate Braden works for High Point Oil Company
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Mary Anna Stoner
Lycurgus Stoner
Indiana Street
Shafter O. Braden
John Braden
Indianapolis
Virginia Stoner
Keith Hall
Helen O’hair
Roland Lane
M. A. Farr
Locust Street Methodist Church
Broad Ripple M. E
Eastern Points
Braden
Taylor Apartments
Olive Street
Moffett & Dobbs
Buick
High Point Oil Company
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