Doc Bird Dopes Yarn on Greeley Visit
A satirical piece from a Denver Post artist recounts the Greeley convention visit with humorous digs at local officials, residents, and booster mood. It lampoons hospitality, lodging, and the city’s boom with playful, non-graphic jabs and colorful locals.
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Doc Bird” Dopes
Greeley
Annual Meeting Notice for The Greeley Drain Extension Ditch Co
Notice sets February 4 1911 meeting at 822 Ninth Street Greeley Colorado for stockholders to elect a board of directors and transact other business. Secretary Harry L Dowell signs January 19 1911. Mr and Mrs George Conant of Wampa attend convention as guests of Mr and Mrs R D Thompson.
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Greeley Drain Extension
Greeley
Colo
Harry L. Dowell
George Conant
Wampa
R. D. Thompson
Smoking Merrhuana Delusions Hit Mexican Peons
A 19th century portrait describes marijuana use among Mexican peons. It claims agua miel fermentation plus smoking cannabis creates delusions of vast enemies, exaggerated fear, and violent behavior ending in arrest. It notes insect eating, pulque worms, and distorted animal sizes as part of the effects.
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Mexico
Greatest Mississippi River Race Ends With Louis Winner
The Natchez built in Cincinnati and captained by T. P. Leathers raced the New Albany vessel Robert B. Lee commanded by John W. Cannon. The Lee beat the Natchez by thirty three minutes to set a new 1,278 mile record, attracting fifty thousand spectators and a banquet in Cannon's honor.
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Mississippi
Natchez
Cincinnati
T. P. Leathers
New Albany
Robert B. Lee
John W. Cannon
New Orleans
St. Louis
Cannon
Frank Pargoud
Robert BE. Lee
Vicksburg
Helena
Cairo
Robert E. Lee
Captain Cannon
Travel Magazine
Not a Savant tale from a Cambridge dinner
Harvard man at a Cambridge dinner recounts a Philadelphia ball anecdote about sailors and a silver caster misnamed as a chandelier. A waiter jokes that the crew’s education differs, and the sailor persists insisting to fetch the item.
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Harvard
Cambridge
Philadelphia
St. George's Ball
Walter
Financial strain rattles nerves and marriage
A humorous exchange notes a woman fretting over debt and its effect on her nerves while her husband also suffers. A friend mentions an attempted loan of a hundred dollars, illustrating the pervasive worry over money in their circle.
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Catholic Standard and Times
The Language of Love Quips From The Cleveland Leader
A brief exchange notes that proposals arrive not in words but through sighs, haws and gurgles, reflecting humorous wit from the Cleveland Leader.
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Cleveland
His Wife's Mother in a Witty Exchange
A humorous exchange cited from the Boston Transcript features a pun about grandmothers losing teeth and eating, with a line about a biting tongue and a joke between Willie and a parent. The quip lampoons family talk and wordplay.
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Mabel
Willie
Boston Transcript
Education begins the gentleman that reading good company
A quotation from Locke on education as the path to refinement and thoughtful character. The text emphasizes reading as a key companion to reflection shaping a gentleman.
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Locke
Alfalfa Meal Trials Underway At Colorado College
Colorado Agricultural College conducts experiments comparing whole cut and ground alfalfa hay for steers lambs and hogs. Three steer lots, three lamb lots, and four hog lots test ground hay versus whole and cut forms to determine nutritive value and cost effectiveness for farmers. Results will guide on grinding economics.
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Colorado Agricultural College
A Bird's Barbed Wire Nests in Central America
Harper's Weekly describes a brown wren of Canary size building an elaborate six by two foot platform nest in a small horizontal branch tree. The bird constructs a dome shaped nest with thorn thick walls and a crooked tunnel leading to a thorn fenced gateway to protect its eggs or young.
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Central America
Acros
Harper's Weekly
Finding Mark Twain by Faith at the Players Club
Brander Matthews and Francis Wilson dined at the New York Players club and drafted a letter to Mark Twain, guessing his Europe location. Twain replied within weeks, saying he was indeed there, with the chainmail post route passing through Harper & Bros., Chatto & Windus, a Vienna bank, and a town in Austria.
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Greeley
Committee On Entertainment
Prunes Hickman
Hop
Kid Club
Houston
Williams
Brown Bros
Fritz
Johnny Morey
Camfield
Denver
Laramie
Worthwestern
Campfield
Wolfe
The
Tribune
Go Carte Aben
Westmoreland
Runkel
Deacon Shaw
Creeley
Billie Wilson
Hickman
Durkee
Mark Twain
Brander Matthews
Francis Wilson
Players Club of
New York
Mr. Wilson
Clemens
Professor Matthews
Europe
Mr. Clemens
New York Posteffive
Harper & Bros
Chatto & Windus
London
Vienna
Austria
Left to drink and empty bottles seized by German wine tests
A Nuremberg correspondent notes drastic German adulteration laws after a French friend sent four bottles of burgundy. He pays 24 pence for two analyses, receives certificates, and learns two bottles must form the basis of each analysis, leaving him with unused wine and empty bottles.
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Nuremberg
Coaxing Sleep Self Suggestion In Sleep Aid
A short guide on using self suggestion to induce sleep. It outlines relaxing the body, embracing a sleep posture, and repeating a calm formula to overcome fear of insomnia and promote rest. The piece warns against anxious thoughts that block sleep and emphasizes mental calm and relaxed breathing.
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Slarper
His Quest for a Wife in Scientific Tests
The sister of Simon Newcomb recalls their father John Newcomb’s search for a wife guided by theory. He stays at farms to study daughters, helps with chores, and judges thrift and education. A misjudged suitor angle ends when a candidate leaves dough for a horse, revealing thrift as the decisive flaw.
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Simon Newcomb
McClure
John Newcomb
Sermon Interruption by Military Officer in Kent Church
In El tham England a Sunday sermon on Who art thou prompted a uniformed officer from the Sixteenth regiment to interrupt. He explained he was on a recruiting party with his wife and family and wished to meet local clergy and gentry. The disruption unsettled Dr Beadon and the service ended early.
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Beadon
Eltham
Kent
England
Sixteenth Regiment of Foot
Ringing for Gofer at Newark Parish Church Declares Tradition
A 300 year old Newark custom recalls merchant Gofer who got lost in a forest one October. Hearing Newark bells, he found his way home and left funds for ringers to play on Sunday nights each October and November.
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England
Newark
Gofer
Patti at Fifty Two Reflects on Long Singing Career
In a 1895 letter to Mr. Klein Adelina Patti notes turning fifty two the previous month and continuing to sing every year since age seven. She jokes about being a wonderful little woman as Musical Life in London recollects.
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Patti
Adelina Patti
Mr. Klein
London
Per US Star Quote on Pufferton Patronizing Manner
A Washington Star excerpt notes Pufferton as having a supercilious manner. Mise Cayenne agrees he cannot say a pleasant day without seeming patronizing the climate.
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Pufferton
Mise Cayenne
Washington Star
Just a Bluff in a Philadelphia Bulletin exchange
A Philadelphia Bulletin blurb recalls a humorous exchange about a mock menu quail, with a deanery waiter insisting the quail was never on the bill of fare and calling the note a fancy touch.
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Philadelphia Bulletin
Pure Food Inspector Cannon Visits Greeley Grocers
Wilbur F. Cannon Colorado Pure Food Inspector toured the Greeley grocers convention praising the town as a food standard and stressing compliance with the pure food law. He plans a Denver speech and faces a later court appearance in a Denver case alleging a state pure food law violation.
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W. F. Cannon
Pure Food
Greeley
Wilbur F. Cannon
Colorado
Rules Committee
State Senate
Cannon
Denver
Rapid Kidney Disease Progress Spurs Early Treatment
A public health notice urges prompt attention to kidney discomfort and urinary changes. Local resident Mrs. T. L. Travia of Greeley Colorado endorses Doan's Kidney Pills from Gilbert Drug Co. as effective for backache and kidney pain. Sold by dealers 60 cents. Foster-Milburn Co. Buffalo NY agents. Remember the name Doan's.
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Dean
Greeley
T. L. Travia
Foster-Milburn Car
Buffalo
New York
United States
Doan's
Rexall 93 Hair Tonic Claims Hair Growth Proof
A Rexall 93 Hair Tonic advertisement touts restoring hair from bald heads by destroying germs at the scalp and stimulating roots. It promises relief from scalp irritation, dandruff prevention, and no staining, with a money back guarantee if not satisfied. Available in 50c and 1.00 sizes at Gilbert Drug Stores Rexall Stores.
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Rexall
Rexal
Gilbert Drug Stores
Public Sales S K Noland and others in Colorado listings
Public sale notices list numerous farm auctions in Colorado towns from January to February. Items include horses cattle hogs alfalfa hay farming outfits and machinery with locations near Bracewell Milliken Greeley Beebe Draw Ault Windsor and Ault areas. Watch bulletin grow.
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Joseph L
Frank Stevenson
Bracewell
D. W. Rogers
Milliken
Colorado
Poland
China
Prank Humphrey
Greeley
Beebe Draw
A. R Hilton
G. W. Deffire
Ault
Fall Farm Outfit
C. M. Wilson
T. B. Haugh
Windsor
Jack Jol
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