Ugly equality debate at country store sparks joking bureau idea
Uncle Dan from Doolie reports a humorous exchange about equal treatment for ugly and pretty people. Dialogue mocks a federal Bureau of Ugly Equality, debate over who qualifies, and concerns about staffing and guidelines as Congress weighs the joke against public policy.
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Bug
Congress
Supreme Court
Zeke Grubb
Zeke
Civil Service Commission
Ed_ Doolittle
Uncle Dan
Texas beef herd shifts east as eggs and cattle flow change
Texas farmers face a major shift as beef breeding herds move east of Fort Worth to Kleberg County, with East Texas housing 21 percent and the Blacklands 16 percent. Egg production in October is two percent below last year, while Texas layer counts rise one percent from last month. Cattle and goat sales surge in October, with mixed changes across species and substantial year over year differences.
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Texas
Fort Worth
San Antonio
Kleberg County
East Texas
Blacklands
South Central
Coastal Bend
Valley
South Texas
Texas Crop and Livestock Reporting Service
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Grand Saline Floral
Hammack
Vilain’s
Rash & Ritchie Feed
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City Pharmacy
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Buick
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Saline Butane Co
Carpenter's Dairy Bar
Quinn
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Exxon Service
Farmeast
America
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Canton
Poinsettia
Bates Plant Farm
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