Wit and Humor From a Busy Paper’s Laugh Line
A collage of quips and witticisms from multiple papers includes jokes on money respectability and deception. Snappy lines touch on oysters at church socials, trusts, hats, champagne, and everyday absurdities in a playful, era-typical voice.
The Railway Battle Heads to Corpus Christi Meeting
Gov Hubbard, president of the Alexander Tyler and Northwestern road, seeks to unite his line with Col Simpson's Dallas and Northwestern to link Dallas Tyler and the pine regions. The sale ultimatum for the Trunk road is expected to be settled on Hubbard's return by the 27th as London and New York parties plan bond takeovers.
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Dalas
Tex
Gov. Hubbard
Alexander, Tyler and Northwestern Railroad
Col. Simpson
Dallas and Northwestern Railroad Company
Dallas
Tyler
Louisiana
Texas
London
New York
Winsboro Refuses Liquor in Local Option Vote
Winsboro Texas reports results from March 15 precinct No 4 showing a 23 vote majority for prohibition. Officials note liquor establishments may relocate about 200 yards into Franklin county to avoid the line between Wood and Franklin counties.
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Quirman
Tex
Winsboro
Wood
Franklin Counties
Franklin County
Two Unsuccessful Attempts in Dallas Morphine Death Plots
Charley Ashmead of Rusk street Third ward tried to kill himself with thirty grains of morphine Sunday night then visited Miss Mattie Shobe to die, hoping to shame her for a rejected love. He survived after a doctor treated him at midnight. Lizzie Ray of Twelfth street also overdosed on morphine to cope with a lover’s betrayal. prompt aid saved her.
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Dallas
Tex
Charley Ashmead
Rusk Street
Mattie Shobe
Mattie
Charley
Lizzie Ray
Twelfth Street
Lizzie
Stockmen Convention Called for Southwest Meeting
Corpus Christi Tex March 21 A call to stock raisers of the southwest to meet in this city April 30 was issued yesterday The gathering grows from Fort Worths action endorsing the idea of a large refrigerator industry on the sea coast It aims to let Texas and other southwestern states control the beef market and add dollars per head to cash steer values
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Corpus Curisti
Tex
Southwest
Fort Worth
Texas
Residence Barned Fire Destroys Mitchell Home
The residence of John G. Mitchell, about 1.5 miles east of Alvarado, Texas, burned yesterday at noon with nearly all contents lost. Estimated loss $1200. Mitchell, 70, long-time resident, has local sympathy. Fire likely started by mice among matches.
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Alvarado
Tex
John G. Mitchell
Mitchell
Marshall Boy Drenched After Night at Opera House
Jim Dix, a Black boy, tried to slip into an opera house show in Marshall Texas. He jumped from a side door when spotted and fell into a 25 foot well, landing in three feet of water with only minor injuries.
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Marshall, Tex
Jim Dix
Opera House
Lampasas Elects Municipal Officers in Quiet Special Election
In Lampasas Texas a special election held March 20 chose FE P Maddox as mayor and J J Campbell H D Zachry W P Darby J F White Jerry Reed J F Bean Moses Hughes and W R Williamson as aldermen. The ticket was well received and the vote passed off quietly.
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Eleectet
Lamppasas
Tex
Board of Alderman
FE. P. Maddox
J J. Campbell
H. D. Zachry
W. P. Darby
J. F. White
Jerry Reed
J. F. Bean
Moses Hughes
W. R. Williamson
Galveston and Western Railroad Elects Officers
Galveston March 21 board of directors met to elect officers with Julius Runge named president J E Wallis vice president William Selkirk secretary and W I Moody treasurer for the railroad company.
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GalvestTex
Tex
The
Galveston and Western Railroad
Julius Runge
J. E. Wallis
William Selkirk
W. I. Moody
Houston and Texas Central replaces ballast and steel
New Ballist and New Steel Howe Tex March 21 The Houston and Texas Central is replacing ballast ties and using heavier steel than before. A large crew has worked between this place and Sherman for several months preparing the track upgrade.
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Howe
Tex
Houston and
Texas Central
Sherman
Fire incident reported in Wicutta Falls Texas
A morning blaze at Wicutta Falls Texas sparked yesterday, with firefighters rushing to battle the flames as residents watched. The blaze caused property damage and prompted an investigation into the cause and origin of the fire.
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Wicutta Falls
Tex
Fire Devastates Ohio Avenue Block Leaving Dozens Homeless
An incendiary fire destroyed a block of wooden buildings from Seventh Street to C. C. White & Co. in Ohio Avenue. Names of ruined businesses include N. A. Robinson sewing and musical instruments, Brothers & John's land office, W. Faber second hand dealer, C. R. Cutler restaurant, L. T. Miller law office, Charles Ayers Palace restaurant, W. S. Hancock butcher, and T. C. Thompson land office. Charles Ayers died after collapsing in the street, likely from heart trouble, as fire raged.
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Ohio Avenue
Seventh Street
C. C. White & Co
N. A. Robinson
Brothers & John
W. Faber
C. R. Cutler
L. ‘T. Miller
Santa Claus Thief Apprehended After Coalaboose Stop
In Callas Texas on March 20 an officer stopped a man fleeing with bulging pockets and a coat full of loot. The culprit, dubbed Santa Claus, admitted to stuffing a half gallon jar of tomatoes a quart wine gloves silk handkerchiefs razors and more. Capt Moon detained him and stored the items in the coalaboose vault.
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Callas
Tex
Santa Claus
Calaboose
Moon
Coalaboose
Weatherford Businessmen Use Dallas Line For Day Trip
The Dallas Weatherford train runs regularly with good patronage. Weatherford merchants and a number of ladies traveled to Dallas to transact business and return the same day. A Northwest region delegation also used the service to shop and back home in the afternoon.
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Dallas
Tex
Weatherford
Attorneys and witnesses leave Mansa for Tyler murder case
The attorneys and witnesses departed Mansa for Tyler to attend the Keller and Weathersby trial for the murder of Hon. A Pope and assault to murder Hons. W H Pope and James Turner. A marriage license was issued to James ODonald and Miss L L Ray. Marshall's sons of the Emerald Isle celebrated St Patrick's Day as business remained lively in clear windy warm weather.
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Mansa
Tex
Tyler
Keller
Weathersby
A. Pope
W. H. Pope
James Turner
James O’donald
L. L. Ray
Marshall
Emerald Isle
Sabine River Rising Threatens Orange Mills Exhibit Plans
The Sabine River is very high in Orange Texas and a large cypress float is anticipated. If the rise continues some local mills may close as water enters furnaces. Hon W W Davison of Trinity visits to promote the Fort Worth Spring Palace exhibit in the city.
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Orange
Tex
Sabine
W. W. Davison
Trinity
Fort Worth
Lady assaulted in Commerce Street parlor incident
A woman woke at 4 AM on Wednesday to find a man throttling her in a Commerce Street parlor. She screamed and the masked assailant fled through an opened door. Several other women were present. color of the attacker unknown.
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Zeras
Jamestown News
Terre Haute Express
Philadelphia Inquirer
Burlington Free Press
Puck
Drake
Baltimore
Cooper
Binghamton
Danlas
Commerce Street
Englund Residence Burns Near Rancer Texas
The home of O. P. Englund near Rancer burned, discovered while his wife and children were dining. They saved only a few belongings. Loss estimated at $650 with no insurance.
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Rancer
Tex
O. P. Englund
Wagonyard Fire At Sutpour Springs Causes $1000 Loss
The wagonyard of Smith & Stevenson burned at 3 o clock yesterday morning in Sutpour Springs Texas. Sheds barn and Mrs Garrison and R M Henderson barns were destroyed. Loss estimated at about $1000 with no insurance.
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Sutpour Springs
Tex
Smith & Stevenson
Garrison
R. M. Henderson
Rev. C. C. Parrock Dies Gordon Courier Editor
The Gordon Texas community mourns Rev. C. C. Parrock editor and proprietor of the Gordon Courier who died after several days illness. He will be buried in Gordon cemetery this evening at 4 o clock.
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Gorpox
Tex
C. C. Parrock
Gordon Courier
Gordon
Colck
Attempt to Wreck a Train Near Hillsboro Texas
About 9:45 p.m. an extra railroad gang from Itasca left town on a hand car. Half a mile beyond Itasca they blocked the track with cross ties and fired about twelve shots from the west. The foreman drove the machine to Hillsboro with no injuries. a passenger train arrived safely shortly after.
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Hintssporo
Tex
Itaska
Here
Gould leaves El Paso with rail entourage for Mexico
El Paso March 18 Jay Gould and party departed on a special train heading south over the Mexican Central. L Thorne master of transportation of the Texas and Pacific and E L Sargent Texas and Pacific agent accompanied him. Preparations for new Southern Pacific shops advance with J F Frause arranging brick and building plans. General Manager Krutschnitt to arrive soon. B W McCullough of the Texas and Pacific also left for Dallas.
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el Paso
Tex
Jay Gould
Mexican Central
L. Thorne
Texas and Pacific
E. L. Sargent
Mr. Gould
Mexico
Southern Pacific
J. F. Frause
Kruttschnitt
B. W. McCullough
The
Thomas
Dallas
Ingram Charged With Infanticide in Canton
George Ingram is jailed in Canton Texas on charges of infanticide. Married two months to a widow, he allegedly had a baby who was murdered and buried in the cellar after his wife fell ill. The coroner’s testimony sent him to await the grand jury.
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Canton
Tex
George Ingram
Ingram
Rain boosts Cotton Planting in San Dinco County
A fine rain last night encouraged farmers who have planted 10,000 acres in cotton in the county. Prospects look promising for the crop while fruit and corn suffered only minor losses from the cold snap. Locals dispute a Telegraphic report claiming 65 percent of 150 ranch workers in Duval county died.
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San Dinco
Tex
St. Louis Republic
Two Men Sought for Post Office Safe Blowup Identified
In Austin Sheriff White receives a telegram from LaGrange describing two suspects. Officer Gibson arrests a man named Davis matching the description as he exits the southbound International train with about $50 found on him. LaGrange intends to take the suspect back in the morning.
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Austin
Tex
White
LaGrange
Gibson
Davis
LaGrage
Postoffice Robbed in LA Grangor
The Postmaster W S Dobson in LA Grangor Texas reports the post office safe drilled open last night and robbed of about 100 dollars in funds and private papers including copies of official government reports. No trace of burglars found. The burglars used a brace bit stolen from the neighboring blacksmith shop and appear to be professionals.
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LA Grangor
Tex
W.S. Dobson
Tragic Train Jump Injures Pelphrey In Colnsville
In Colnsville Texas on Monday afternoon 19 year old Fred Pelphrey was attempting to board a northbound Missouri Pacific freight train when he was hurled against a caboose step and suffered a fractured skull. J J James, injured by a broken depot step, remains confined at home with injuries.
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CoLnsvilie
Tex
Manfred Pelphrey
Missouri Pacific
J. J. James
Stock Doing Well in Texas Town Amid Property Sales
Weather clears to springlike in Wiceutra Falls Texas as cattlemen report strong stock conditions. Tennessee and other state home seekers visit the city and several town and farm property sales have occurred in recent days.
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Wiceutra
Falls
Tex
Tennessee
Arrest of Riley Herron in Navarro County
Final arrest of Riley Herron near Rior Texas by Sheriff West and Deputies Hester and Sargent. Herron, indicted for assault with intent to kill, had evaded officers for some time and was captured Monday night.
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Rior
Tex
Navarro County
Hester
Sargent
Riley Herron
Herron
New Sing Sing Death Trap Proposed in Electric Prison
A New York Journal report describes a proposed steel cell for Sing Sing with a bed, steel springs, and hidden electric wiring. A remotely triggered electric battery would kill a condemned inmate at an unknown time during a month, with no further communication until execution.
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Sing Sing
New York Journal
Be Gentlemen Said The Peapod Bugle Cailor
A cailor from the Peapod Bugle laments offensive language from boys at a city corner. He cites his wife and relatives present and urges better conduct, saying he must rebuke wrong-doing in his column. He vows to continue if needed.
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Iidy
Drake
When a Woman Mails a Letter
A Boston Record observation on femininity in mail behavior. It notes twenty two of thirty women checked letters carefully, with three forgetting stamps, two needing address tweaks, and one misplacing a letter during a five minute watch at a postal locker.
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Boston Record
Box car arrival from Detroit to Salem Oregon
A box car arrived in Salem with P Harwood his wife and two babies seven cows two horses two sheep and assorted household and farm equipment. A stovepipe was pushed through a ventilator and smoke indicated they were warm inside the car. Harwood said the trip was easy and pleasant despite crowding in the car.
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Salem
Oregon
Detroit
P. Harwood
Early Risers Note Family Trait Across Surnames
The Richmond Dispatch quotes a playful exchange about early rising, noting a family trait of waking early. The dialogue features Pat speaking of being an early riser and a joking contrast with a father who also rises early.
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Pat
Sorr
Faix
Richmond Dispatch
How He Located Him In East LowlaL Store
A fragment describes a man entering a shop and asking for paper collars. The scene hints at a pursuit or discovery moment as the narrator mentions East LowlaL Mother and Furnisher and a quiet, tiptoe entry into the store.
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East Lowlal
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