Humor in Horses Causes Laughter at Farm
A lively road horse named Jimmy displays playful mischief with humans and animals. He sneaks into a lemonade tent, scatters a flock of sheep, and teases a visiting girl cousin by baring teeth and snapping playfully, then pretending remorse.
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Jimme
Foot shapes by nation described in old text
The article describes various national foot types with claims about flat Irish feet broad and short French feet long narrow and well proportioned Scotch feet high thick and muscular Tartar feet short and heavy English feet short and fleshy Russian feet with webbed toes Spaniard feet small curved by Moorish blood American race of largest feet Teutonic and Scandinavian nations leading in size Arab feet with high arch and a poetic Koran note about water under the foot.
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America
Chicago Man Laughs Through Wisconsin Lake Getaway
A Chicago man on summer vacation visits a Wisconsin lake resort. He compliments the scenery and asks the proprietor how many acres the property covers, learning about forty. He asks about a neighboring resort owners. The proprietor hints at a marriage plan with the Widder Simmons and reveals a forthcoming October joining, blushing at the realization.
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Wisconsin Lake
Widder Simmons
Butter and Sugar Roast Flavor in French Coffee
Harper's Bazar notes a French coffee taste comes from adding butter and sugar during roasting. One pound of beans receives a teaspoon of butter and a teaspoon of sugar to melt over the beans, creating a thin coating that preserves aroma and yields a caramel flavor.
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France
Harper’s Bazar
The German officer describes a partner’s fainting after dance
A German officer explains that his partner fainted after he danced with her three times in a row. He cites the great happiness as the strain on her nerves and says he will depart to avoid causing further harm.
Friday’s doubly lucky charm in odd numbers noted
In a Boston Advertiser reflection, Friday is famed as the sixth day of the week, paired with odd numbers and the proverbially charming three. The piece phrases Bix as the double of three, linking luck, math, and Friday as a doubly charming day.
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Boston Advertiser
The English Style Lesson From a Little Chronicle
Frank learns to ride a horse and answers a question about trotting with a witty remark He says he does not bounce easily and stays up nearly all the time The line captures a humorous schoolboy wisdom from a Little Chronicle column
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Little
Chronicle
Best Valaria Prescriptions Tea Tonic Ad
An old ad promotes Grove's Tasteless Chill Tonic for chills and fever labeled as the best prescription for Valaria. Describes the product as a bitter-free form of quinine, with the guarantee No cure, No pay and a price of 50 cents.
Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets Advertised
An old ad touts Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets with a claim to cure a cough and pain in one day. It promises “No Cure No Pay” and lists a price of 25 cents.
Ungrateful Queen Bess and the navy’s penny debts
In a London Telegraph excerpt, the text recounts harried financiers and officials under Queen Elizabeth I. John Conley pleads for 100 pounds for army beef cattle, Sir Edward Hastyngs pawns his wife’s jewels seeking aid, and Drake seizes rice at Plymouth after ten years’ wait. The piece laments unpaid sums and ministerial focus on saving money over paying debts.
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Edward Hastyngs
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Goose Angling: Royal Odds at Monteith Lake in Perthshire
In old England lords and ladies staged odd amusements such as fishing by a goose. A baited line tied to the goose’s leg was cast from a boat while onlookers cheered. A pike seized the bait and the chase began until the goose prevailed, landing the fish and waddling ashore. Monteith Lake in Perthshire was a frequent venue.
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Perthshire
Grove's Tasteless Chill Tonic claim on bottle formula
The note asserts the tonic's label reveals iron and quinine and promises no cure no pay. It emphasizes the tasteless form and a price of 50 cents.
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Grove
A Lesson With Mis Autograph
An admirer wrote to Lowell asking for his autograph and ended with I would be obliged. Lowell replied with a teaching on would and should, advising I should be obliged and oblige yours truly James Russell Lowell.
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Lowell
James Russell Lowell
The Lawyer Reader and the Bible Tale
A New York Herald piece recounts a lawyer whose ailing wife asks him to read aloud to soothe her headache. While he reads, the Black maid notes his act, and Aunt Phyllis retorts that a lawyer would not be reading the Bible, underscoring a pointed, if unconscious, wit about race.
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Phyllis
Alex
Alice
Chile
Alex Ain
New York Herald
Worm Destroyer and Damascus Population Note
Worm Destroyer promotes worm elimination and mucus removal to create a healthy body free of worms, offered at Graham Drug Co for 25c. A claim notes wood for making pianos should be kept forty years in perfect condition, and Damascus is cited as the oldest city with an estimated population of 225000 souls.
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Damascus
Lived Up to Her Name In Domestic Anecdote
An Englishwoman recalls hiring a maid named Pearl and choosing to keep the name after discovering her second name Opal. She nearly engaged a candidate named Hermione but balked at the idea of livery, noting Hermione’s reluctance to fit in.
A Dangerous Month Promotes Horehound Syrup Remedy
A Salt Lake City consumer endorses Ballard's Horehound Syrup as effective for coughs colds and throat irritation in winter. The ad notes availability at Graham Drug Co with pricing of 25c 50c and 1.00.
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J. A. Anderson
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Hballara
Graham Drug Co
Monkey travel tale on customs charges spreads humor
In the Munchener Zeitung a German traveler brings a two pound monkey from southwest Africa. The creature travels freely from Tanga to Genoa but is billed differently at various borders. Swiss officials call it a bird or a dog, while Baden and Württemberg pass it free, and Stuttgart charges as a dog.
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Genoa
St. Gothard
Baden
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Stuttgart
Riddle by a costermonger sparks sparrow grass debate
A noted costermonger authored a riddle in Notes and Queries. The charade asks to solve Sparrow grass as the firet a little bird, the secoond needed in ay crops, and the hole good with mutton chops. The answer is Sparrow grass, a preference Dr Parr urged over the polite asparagus.
Comet Watchers Appear Quiet On Damp Porch
A Cleveland Plain Dealer excerpt shows Mary and George sitting on a damp porch at 11 o'clock, asking about a new comet whose approach is still several nights away. They insist they are not in a hurry.
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Diamond Impresses Hearts Beyond Glass
A quip on diamonds cutting glass extends to charm and influence. Lamartine’s line notes a diamond’s effect on a woman’s heart, contrasting with a man’s head and suggesting fragile emotions in romance.
Bucklen’s Arnica Salve Promises Clear Complexion
Native of America’s beauties warns against skin eruptions blotches and sores. Bucklen’s Arnica Salve is claimed to vanish eczema salt rheum cure sore lips chapped hands and chilblains. Infallible for piles 25 cents at Edgar Matthews & Co’s drug store.
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Mike's Poodle and the Blooded Dog Debate
A fragment from Chicago News discusses a dog named Hogan An as blooded. The chatty excerpt recalls a vet’s treatment to bleed a pup to prevent bloodhound traits. The piece hints at local city politics and an aldermanic race in Chicago.
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Mike
Hogan
Faith
Chicago News
A Timely Suggestion For Cold Season Care
A household tip promotes Chamberlain's Cough Remedy as essential before winter, noting prompt results if taken at first cold symptoms. It claims safety for children, pleasant taste for all ages, and urges purchase from Graham Drug Co. The piece also interjects political and social commentary about electrocution in New York and Republican trust concerns.
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Chamberlain
Graham Drug Co
Frightened Horse Runs Wild and Injures Passersby
A horse bolted through a street causing chaos as riders were thrown clear. The ad praises Bucklen's Arnica Salve for burns cuts sores eczema and piles claiming quick soothing effects. Available at Edgar Matthews & Co's drug store for 25 cents.
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Bucklen
Edgar Matthews & Co
Farmers urged to send letters in Rock Island ad
The Rock Island System asks farmers to submit letters per its first page advertisement. A liberal reward is offered and readers are urged to comply. The paper notes it would be a good advertisement for the country.
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Rock Island
Arkansas
Indian Territory
Oklahoma
Texas
New Mexico
Southwest
John Sebastian
Rock Island Chicago IL
Kilmer Swamp Root Promises Kidney Relief
An advertisement extols Dr Kilmer s Swamp Root as a premier kidney remedy curing diverse ailments tied to kidney trouble. It claims kidneys filter toxins, links uric acid to pain and heart strain, and offers a free sample bottle and pamphlet by mail from Kilmer Co of Binghamton NY.
Final Account for B H Johnson Estate Filed in Young Co
H Johnson administrator of B Johnson deceased files Final Account in Young County Court with a petition to discharge. A twenty day notice is ordered to allow objections from interested parties before the January Term 1903 meeting at Graham Court House. Clerk Geo McLaren seals and signs the notice. Sheriff H C W Lutards attests the copy.
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H. Johnson
B. Johnson
B. H. Johnson
Lew
Graham
Geo. McLaren
Clerk County Court
Young Co
Tex
H.C. W Lutards
A. P. Hoge
County Court
Texas
Fiora L. Hoar
Adm
Dee
Dallas News Cuts Price to 75 Cents Monthly
The Dallas News will reduce the daily edition price to 75 cents a month starting December 1, 1902, whether delivered by carrier or mail. The publishers promise superior journalism, independence, and dedication to Texas welfare, thanking readers and asking continued patronage to keep the paper at the forefront of clean journalism.
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Texas
Galveston
Dallas
Southwest
Free sample offer at Graham Drug Co for Chamberlain tablets
An old advertisement promotes a free sample at Graham Drug Co for Chamberlain's stomach and Liver Tablets. It claims the medicine cleanses and invigorates the stomach, improves appetite and regulates the bowels, with a regular size priced at 25 cents per box.
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Graham Drug Co
Chamberlain
Annual appropriation bills now in order
The annual hold-up, otherwise known as the appropriation bills, is now in order.
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