Murine Eye Remedy Ad and a Witty Exchange
A collage of advertisements and quips appears, featuring Murine Eye Remedy products with prices and benefits, promotion for fur and hide catalogs, a Minnesota trade ad, a home life flourish, and light humor about preparedness and a biblical joke about Elijah. The fragmentary text blends consumer goods and brief humorous vignettes.
Political Pastry Dilemma Sparks Silly Debate
In a playful exchange Willie prefers one third of a pie over two sixths. The teacher questions the choice, and Willie explains he wants more juice, highlighting a humorous math moment about fractions and desire.
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Willie
The Weeds Return And A Birthday Bargain
Harker laments election bets losing nothing, winning ten boxes of rank cigars sold to a tobacconist for a dollar. His wife then buys the same boxes from the window for two dollars as a birthday gift, revealing a comic misfortune.
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Harker
Vera asks about transatlantic and transparent meaning
A child asks a parent to explain the word transatlantic and whether trans always means across. The mother dismisses questions, then Vera persists with a puzzled line about transparent. The exchange ends with confusion over the term and its usage.
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Vera
Dean's Kidney Pills Advertises Quick Health Fix
A vintage marketing notice urges prompt action for kidney troubles and promotes Dean's Kidney Pills. It cites severe prior health decline of John L. Perry of Columbus Texas, claiming he recovered after using the product. The ad lists a price of 60 cents per box and credits Foster Milburn Co. Buffalo NY.
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Bright
Dean
John L. Perry
Columbus
Tex
Dean’s
Foster-Milburn Co
Buffalo
Robbers Vanish At Union Depot Bench Mystery
The Kansas City Star notes benches in the Union depot waiting rooms are repurposed by staff and cleaners. A traveler in a linen duster once searched under benches for rubber items lost last January, but the red cap and staff had no clues amid repeated cleanings.
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Union Depot
Kansas City
Kansas City Star
Ozarks
Red Cap
Sonny
Husking Out the Corn Crop
George K Brown explains a practical method for harvesting corn and fodder in large fields. He describes using a basement floor to store shocks, a wagon with a box rack to husk and load, and twine and kerosene cans to manage bundles. The goal is to finish before winter storms reduce fodder quality.
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George K. Brown
Corn Rot Cure Found by Crop Rotation and Field Sanitation
Farmers learn ear rot stems from the fungus Diplodiaceae. keep spores away from green ears, remove old infected ears, burn stalks, and rotate crops so corn does not follow corn for at least two years. Poor sanitation accelerates spread, especially with winds from the south and west.
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Great
Corn Belt
Plan to Prevent Runaways by Chase Petersen
Realizing the necessity of a support for the doubletree when at work with the harrow I made a tongue with a loop on one end and a place for 2 neck yoke on the other. The loop is three-quarter inch iron with flattened ends and three holes in each. the pin for the neck yoke and the one for the double tree are three-quarters. Any ordinary timber for wagon or sled tongues will answer. The tongue measures four inches at the butt, ten feet long, and tapers to three inches at the tip. It keeps single trees off heels and prevents runaways, aiding young horses or mules and avoiding spoiled teams.
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Chase
Petersen
Buckwheat as Green Manure Crop in Poor Soils
Buckwheat serves as an effective green manure by thriving on poor soil and growing rapidly. It smothers weeds, leaves soil mellow and crumbly when plowed under, and resists insects and fungi, making it a strong land-cleaning crop. It starts quickly and outpaces most weeds.
Varieties for Better Garden Fruits and Vegetables
The piece notes neighbors' gardens as a source for better varieties of fruits and vegetables. It states that many improved varieties outperform older types, emphasizing practical gardening improvements and community sharing.
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Ieee
Gate Catch Is Simple Device for Gate Safety
A brief description shows a simple iron gate catch using a quarter inch rod fifteen inches long. One end is turned five inches, the other a long turn, and it is held by two staples with the short turn next to the post over a block nailed to the gate post for secure placement.
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J. W. Goodrich
Gardening and Farm Upkeep Tips From The Field
Practical advice on pastures fences and soil care. Notes on winter readiness for land, preparing seed beds for winter wheat, spraying to control snails and slugs, avoiding nail hazards from repairs, weed control in pastures, timing for harvesting corn, selecting large potatoes, and top dressing with manure to maximize fertilizer value. Emphasizes lawn care as a smart investment and water saving benefits.
Conversation Between Ethel and Ernest About a Runaway Horse
A playful exchange where Ethel asks if the horse running away with her was a surprise and Ernest replies he wouldn’t be surprised and would do the same if given the chance.
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Ethel
Ernest
Little girl shows stubborn bedtime resolve in tale
A five year old girl after an evening party is told to go to bed at about 8:30. She moves toward the stairs very slowly. An aunt asks if she can help. The child answers that she will reach bed too soon if helped, highlighting her reluctance to sleep.
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Helen
Baby’s Skin Torture Ends After Cutiura Remedy
John Leason of Atchison Kansas recounts a seven week old infant’s fight with severe eczema. After doctors failed, a course of Cutiura Remedies cured the child within months. A year and a half later the skin remains clear and the family urges others to try the remedy to save suffering and money.
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Atchison
Cutiura
John Leason
Atchison St
Atchison, Kan
A traveler aids boy amid ticketing station scene
A traveler shares a carriage with an old woman and her 12 year old son at a wayside station. When the woman realizes the boy lacks a ticket she asks the traveler to hide him. He suggests placing him under the seat but she protests that two already are under the salt.
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Carrie
Phair
Daith
Toledo Ad Offers Catarrh Cure and Constipation Pills
An 1886 Toledo ad proclaims Frank J. Cheney swore a form against F J Curnger & Co offering one hundred dollars for any case of catarrah cured only by Baun's Catarrh Cure. Praise Hall’s Catarrh Cure, made claim of internal use. Also promotes Dr. Graham’s pills and a water safety quip.
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City of
Toledo
Lucas County
Frank J. Cheney
F. J. Curnger & Co
Baun
A. D
A. W. Gleason
BEAL
Notant
Hall
F.J
Cheney&o
Ake Kail
Pleasant Place to Prosper in Kuhn Irrigated Tract
To the editor, readers sought for buyers of a Sacramento Valley tract offering water rights, low maintenance costs, and priced at half true value. Ten months growing season, ten tons alfalfa per acre, strong dairy potential, diverse fruit and nut crops, flowers and vegetables, healthful living, roads and water rights included, land selling fast. HL L Hollister & Co. advertise from Chicago and Pittsburg offices.
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Securig
Kuhn
Sacramento Valley
California
Eng
HL L. Hollister & Co
la Salle St
Chicago
Fourth Ave
Pittsburg
Why He Wouldn't Hurry Church Ride Delay Tale
An old pastor on a late church ride jokes that delays matter little since the audience will wait. A comparison to a condemned man being carried to execution reflects on tempering anxiety over punctuality. The remark captures a light moral about timing.
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Christian Herald
Flirting With Fashion in Fall Millinery Trade
The Millinery Trade Review notes fall shoppers flirt with fashion, causing uncertainties as buyers hold back. Confidence wanes regardless of prosperity, as manufacturers’ and consumers’ reception of new trims and hats dictates market outcomes.
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Millinery Trade Review
Dr Martel's Female Pills Promote Women's Health
An advertisement claims Dr Martel's Female Pills are a seventeen year standard remedy for women's ailments. It touts quick, permanent results and statewide availability. The text also includes a staged satire about coal operators and a closing curtain reference.
Important to Mothers Castoria Ad And Court Exchange
An old consumer notice warns mothers to check CASTORIA for the signature of ALLA and notes it has been in use for over 30 years. A courtroom moment follows as a chauffeur arrested for speeding answers a judge with a remark about religion and a joke about Jim Bludge.
Generosity From Tit Bits Tone in Backer Go It Dialogue
The fragment presents a humorous backer and speaker exchange with Cockney style phrasing. It highlights a boastful offer and a counter by another speaker, ending with a playful line about not being greedy. The excerpt evokes period newspaper wit and social banter.
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Billy
Doctor we advised operation in Galena Kansas
A woman recounts a lump on her right side and a doctor advising surgery. She credits Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound with halting growth after using it for displacements, tumors, and related illness. The letter promotes the remedy and offers free advice from Mrs. Pinkham in Lynn Massachusetts.
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Galena
Kans
Kansas
Lydia Bham
Eral Avé
Lydia BE
Pinkham
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