No Beauty Housewife Snaps at Codfish Exchange
A humorous exchange unfolds with a housewife remarking on a codfish while a storekeeper offers a goldfish as a playful alternative, highlighting a quick witticism about shopping and value.
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Newspaper
Graettinger Times
Location
Graettinger, Iowa, United States of America
Date
Mar 27, 1952
Page
4
A humorous exchange unfolds with a housewife remarking on a codfish while a storekeeper offers a goldfish as a playful alternative, highlighting a quick witticism about shopping and value.
A fresh law graduate appears in a lower New York court for his first case. He sets down his hat and coat, is gently scolded by the judge, then told to proceed and watch them. The exchange highlights his inexperience and the formalities of a debut in the bar.
Mrs Fret confronts a distracted Mr Fret who laments her lack of attention while he buries himself in the paper. He professes love yet asks her to leave him in peace, highlighting domestic tensions hidden behind newspaper reading.
A hedged domestic scene features a husband warning the cook after listing his mother in law’s favorite dishes for an upcoming visit. The swap reveals tension over employment and expectations in a humorous tone. Nearby, Mrs Murphy muses about Denny returning home early from a sentence, noting the relief of a well behaved son.
The dialogue notes a man being taken by ambulance after beating his “migus.” Wise Choice Joan reports Marilyn is engaged to Dr Miser, sparking surprise. Joan says Marilyn originally aimed for wealth but now values health over riches.
A brief humorous moral vignette shows a mother urging politeness as her son weighs the good apple versus the big one. Junior asks if he should take the larger fruit to be polite, prompting a gentle rebuke about manners.
Freddie hesitated as a huckster urged him to take cherries. The vendor filled his cap with fruit, then left. Freddie explains he refused because the man’s hand was bigger than his own.
Danny, one of many young boys, goes to school for the first time. Curious parent asks how he likes his teacher. Danny answers with a wink that she knows more than he does and seems smart.
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