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Newspaper
Graettinger Times
Location
Graettinger, Iowa, United States of America
Date
Jul 01, 1948
Page
8
A grave digger, deep in thought, becomes stuck in a grave before nightfall. He shouts for help and attracts a drunk passerby who finally frees him. The punchline lands when the drunk notes the digger is cold because he has no dirt on him.
A rector is prank called by a parishioner who mistook him for Mulligan and asked for two quarts of scotch. The minister rebukes the caller as the prank continues with the salesman’s remarks about his job and evenings at hotels and store managers.
In a rural Georgia courtroom a juror reluctant to state grounds finally admits a reason. He blurts out that he has the itch, prompting the judge to order the clerk to scratch him off.
A fourth grader Thomas explains to his father that he never raises his hand in class, saying teachers call on others while he stays quiet. In town, Bessie points out a bald man to her mother, who fears the man may hear her remark.
The report describes farmer potato bugs devastating crops in ten days then another farmer losing his crop in two days before pests were observed on a seed dealer’s shelves. A seed merchant notes a bug roaming through his books searching for next spring orders.
Fragmentary Army slang exchange describes two privates debating a dead animal sighting. One asks a cryptic question while the other hints at a guess, suggesting a skunk or something similar as the simplest answer.
Collier's says the Brooklyn Battery Tunnel will house the world’s largest ventilating system. It will provide 4,200,000 cubic feet of fresh air per minute, about 12 percent more than the Holland tunnel and 68 percent more than the Mersey tunnel.
A brief note explains that the bridal wreath of flowers has origins in the Greek and Roman gorona nuptualis and serves as a symbol that the bride has secured a husband. The custom signals triumph and social status in wedding tradition.
The piece recalls the Cardinals diverse 1948 squad and their enduring spirit, noting Dyer’s praise for a team that climbed from last to second last summer. It contrasts with the Red Sox, highlighting Ted Williams and DiMaggio era stars, yet criticizing Boston’s lack of team spirit and urgency to win.
A study introduces Micaiah, the true prophet who told Ahab the unpleasant truth about Ramoth and his doomed expedition. The lesson stresses courage to speak truth despite popular displeasure, noting God is the source of all truth and disobedience brings hard penalties.
Commentary argues that belief governs both behavior and life results. It claims superficial talk ignores how conviction guides choices and fate, asserting reasoned belief makes a world of difference in personal and global contexts.
A dainty Eheim youth frock with puffed sleeves, simple to sew and care for. Pattern No. 8181 covers sizes 11 through 20, with size 12 needing 24 1 4 yards of 49 inch fabric. Spring and Summer FA SHION offers sewing ideas and free knitting instructions inside.
Electric fences claim lives yearly especially children and animals. Safety rules urge use of approved controllers, proper grounding, lightning protection, and factory servicing. Children should not tamper with fences and signs should mark danger near buildings and roads. Use insulated gate grips and avoid grounding near wet areas.
The ad describes Pattern No 8315 a softly styled afternoon dress with feminine neckline detailing and sleeve options. It offers fabric choices such as an all over flower print or dark sheer, and lists sizes 32 through 46 with 4 yards of 39 inch fabric required for size 34.
Bartholomew Roberts, famed pirate, reputedly the most successful privateer, captained over 400 ships and enforced discipline aboard his vessels. He was born in Walee in 1882 and died in battle in 1722.
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