Quick Bargain at Toll Bridge and Café Exchange
A garbled dialogue scene shows a decrepit car at a toll gate with fifty cents paid. A sailor’s quick bargain echoes the old humor as patrons request items like a pot chop with fries. A teacher quizzes a student about birth date and identity in a collage of misheard lines and April Fool humor.
Plumed Knight and carats quiz from old general knowledge
The piece lists questions and answers on topics from polyandry to diamond carats. It defines polyandry as a woman having multiple husbands, notes whales nurse their young, and identifies James G. Blaine as the Plumed Knight. It also cites aluminum as Earth's abundant metal and explains carat weight.
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Camels Prove Slower Burn Delivers Extra Smokes
An impartial lab comparison of 16 top brands shows Camels contain more tobacco by weight and burn 259 percent slower than the average of the others. Camels also hold ash longer, with a promise of better taste and value as a quality cigarette.
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