Witty miscellany from Goshen Daily Democrat
A jumble of notes and quips from the Goshen Indiana paper touches on snake venom in medicine, a new illuminating gas, lecture plans at Harvard, sea travel, jokes about Denmark and Finland, and wry observations on poetry, blondes, and public figures. The fragment also references a Wisconsin edition and odd names amid a garbled closing note about Roosevelt era officers.
Lore of the Frying Pan and Frying Methods
The article argues against amateur frying by distinguishing sauteing from true frying in oil. It explains fat management, heat control, and texture outcomes for fish, recommending lard as the standard frying medium and warning against beef suet concealment. It notes substitutes exist but may affect taste.
Topeka’s Dog Denounced as Evil by State Official
In a letter responding to a Norton county farmer seeking sheep-raising advice, F D Coburn calls the dog a worthless, sly creature that harms sheep and stirs the state into debate over dogs versus sheep. He notes Norton county had 1,709 dogs and 152 sheep in 1905, with dogs increasing despite better profits for sheep roaming the countryside.
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Topeka
Kan
F. D. Coburn
State Board of Agriculture
Norton County
Coburn
Best Method of Dusting Furniture in 1910s Guide
The proper dusting technique for furniture requires two dusters one in each hand to prevent finger marks and to polish all sides evenly. A damp cloth is best and, if clean, moisture harms nothing. it collects dust on the cloth rather than letting it spread. Wipe from top downward and rub between dusters for a bright finish.
Halibut Salad and Repair Tips from a Kitchen Primer
A recipe section describes preparing halibut salad by boiling fillets in salted water, shredding, and dressing with mayonnaise on lettuce with radishes and olives. It also gives a method to mold a whipped cream toffee dessert and basic mending advice for torn knitwear and iodine stain removal with ammonia or alcohol.
Heirs Seek Miser's Gold Hidden by Eccentric New Yorker
A Tarrytown family seeks a $200,000 fortune said to be hidden by Augustus Konrad in a mysterious vault key. Konrad died in a Poughkeepsie insane hospital last October leaving three keys and no will, prompting Mrs. Konrad to advertise for a safe deposit company to aid in locating the treasure.
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New York
Tarrytown
Augustus Konrad
Konrad
Poughkeepsie Insane Hospital
G. Selchow
Canal Street
Poughkeepsie
Skating Dog Tom, Indianapolis Fire Department Icon
Tom the skate loving bulldog of Indianapolis fire headquarters was killed when struck by a chemical engine. The department and thousands mourn her loss. Known for skating tricks and popularity with firefighters and the public, her death ends a beloved era at Bellefontaine Street.
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Indianapolis
Ind
Tom
Bellefontaine Street
City Considers Dog Curfew Ordinance
Eau Claire council to pass dog curfew after six pm to curb attacks on pedestrians. Five dollar fine stated. Measure arises from repeated incidents after nightfall.
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Eau Claire
Wis
Taft Shuns Tips During Haircut at Willard’s Barber Shop
Taft visits Willard’s hotel barber shop for a routine haircut and declines a shave. He says he trims his own hair and never tips, noting the barber’s service after being recognized by several people. The incident ends with him shaking hands with friends and permitting the barber to finish the cut.
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Washington
Taft
Willard
Cannibals Await Roosevelt Hunting Trip Offer
Former French official Henri Gauliard writes to Secretary Loeb offering to accompany President Roosevelt on an Africa hunting trip after his White House retirement. Gauliard recalls dangerous cannibals in his district who prefer white men and have eaten slaves. he claims he narrowly escaped being eaten.
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New York
Henri Gaulfard
Loeb
Roosevelt
Africa
White House
Gauliard
Chateau Des Beaux Arts
Huntington
L. I
Honey Mine Found in Attic of Indiana Home
Jacob Shhaefer noticed bees entering his attic in Lawrenceburg Indiana and found a hive established there. A slab of honey eight feet long eighteen inches wide and four inches thick weighing 102 pounds was removed from the rafters.
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Lawrenceburg
Ind
Jacob Shhaefer
Drainage Plan Proposed for 20 000 Acre Hayfield Marshes
Hancock board of supervisors will hear Drainage Engineer E W Burgitt of Britt outline a project to reclaim the Hayfield marshes from Lake Edward southeast to Hawley and Britt. The plan estimates 230000 dollars for a 33 mile main ditch and 22 miles of laterals, with the drainage improving land value for local capitalists and farmers.
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Forest City
Hancock Board of Supervisors
E. W. Burgitt
Britt
Ste
Hayfield
Lake Edward
Hawley
Government Reclamation Bureau
Washington
Burgitt
Paris Plans On Train Theater For Long Journeys
A Paris based company, led by a noted theatrical amateur, proposes a theater car on fast expresses for travelers on long journeys. The car would resemble a small theater with stalls for about 60 passengers and a stage, offering music from a piano, cornet, and flute during night trips such as Paris to the Riviera.
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Paris
Riviera
Per
Hidden Bathroom Dilemma Sparks Rural Frustration
In Brooklyn Life, Hiram questions a clerk over a scarce private lodging area as the couple notes the lack of an extra door to the bathroom. Samantha expresses disbelief at the design, highlighting guest privacy concerns in a rustic rooming setup.
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Hiram
Samantha
Brooklyn
Hats and marriage dreams spark neighborly gossip
In a light illustrated bit, Neighbors boasts secrecy to his wife only to discover Nextdoor’s wife knows what he tells his own spouse. The joke hinges on sharing dreams of hats and the ubiquitous urge to buy before they vanish, poking fun at fashion fears and domestic intelligence.
No Enthusiasm Prompted by Daughter's Wedding Hope
Pa Nuritch says he would accept a marriage to a foreign duke if his daughter marries outside expectations but would not celebrate openly. He vows a quiet, dignified approval rather than public enthusiasm.
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Pa Nuritch
The Lesser Evil
Cartoon caption about De Bore and Miss Clever with Grace remark. humorous exchange ends with Grace noting singing was better than talking all evening.
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de Bore
Miss Clever
Miss Grace
No Celebration Amid Hiccup At Mirthful Anniversary
A fragmented gag notes a twenty first wedding anniversary with a hiccuping toast. It mentions a barman and a reluctance to celebrate as the scene shifts through illustrated bits.
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Booze
Not So Odd Notion Sparks Late Night Space Tale
A space writer recalls an anecdote about Washington told as a fresh idea heard the previous night, prompting curiosity about its prior print absence and the writer's sudden inspiration.
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Washington
The Humorous Grind Jester In Time Rhyme
An antique verse notes how jokelets grow into rhymes as time passes. It reads like a playful meditation on wit becoming verse and the rhythm of humor shaping lines.
Decidedly Out of Place Roundabout Routes
Irustrated but loosely themed item notes an unidentified woman taking long walks for her complexion and a sly remark about a "foxy girl" not entering a neighborhood drug store, capturing a local newspaper item with period voice.
Reaching for the Prunes in a Grocery Lyceum
A fragment notes an orator who speaks well yet shows odd hand gestures, described as a habit. The speaker began his career in a grocery store lyceum, hinting at humble roots and early stage craft.
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