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The Glenwood Opinion mirrors a bustling collage of quips and social notes. It jokes about heat attire and dieting while lampooning New York water shortages, fashion trends, and legal pieties, mingling comic asides about politicians, professors, and city life with light social commentary.
Taft Silver Fete On White House Lawn Fairyland Reception
The White House lawn hosted the silver wedding of President Taft and Mrs. Taft with about 5000 to 15000 onlookers near the iron fence. Officials from government branches and many prominent figures attended as the lawn became a fairyland with electric lights and fountains. Mrs. Taft wore a white satin gown. Miss Helen Taft wore pink satin and chiffon.
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Washington
White House
Taft
Executive Mansion
Diplomatic Corps
United States Supreme Court
Senate
House of Representatives
Departments
Army
Navy
Helen Taft
Packers Fresh Blow Denied Rehearings in RICO-like Case
Judge George A. Carpenter denied the motion for rehearing by indicted packers in the U S circuit court. They must plead to indictments charging conspiracy in restraint of trade. They argued Sherman act provisions were vague and cited Standard Oil and tobacco rulings to claim restraint was reasonable.
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Chicago
George A. Carpenter
United States Circuit Court
United States Supreme Court
Standard Oil and Tobacco
BONDS BRING GOOD PRICES AT GOVERNMENT SALE
Washington reports strong demand for the governments three per cent fifty year Panama canal bonds. About 1,190 bids were accepted, with most issues priced above 102.21, including large totals at 102.75 to 108.00 and 102.50 to 102.74, signaling robust market interest.
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Panama Canal
Washington
Treasury Department
Trotters Set Fast Pace at Cedar Valley Meet
Marshalltown Iowa opening of Cedar Valley racing circuit draws splendid fields. Track record broken twice with Obed owner J W Neary Emmetsburg Iowa lowering 2 12 to 2 11 in 2 14 pace. Obed wins straight heats. B O owned by J N Rosa Knoxville Iowa wins 2 24 pace. Duke n Mixture owned by W J Shanklin Anamosa Iowa wins 2 20 trot with best time 2 17.
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Cedar Valley
Obed
J. W. Neary
Emmettsburg
B. O
J. N. Rosa
Knoxville
I A
Duke’n Mixture
W. J. Shanklin
Anamosa
Bernhardt Sets Course for France on Lorraine
Sarah Bernhardt sails for France aboard the Lorraine after a national tour. At sixty seven she remains full of spirit and vitality, defying age with her energetic performance and public appearances.
Bil to Amend Act Goes In Washington
Senator McCumber introduces a bill amending the pure food and drugs act to conform with Taft's recommendation to Congress in Washington.
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Washington
McCumber
Congress
Taft
Taft urges amend food and drug law to curb frauds
President Taft condemns cure all drugs and urges Congress to amend the pure food and drug act to cover false labeling and misrepresentation of medicines. Representative Sherley has introduced related legislation as a Senate House push to strengthen protections and curb interstate distribution of worthless nostrums. The president notes Supreme Court limits and warns of further public health danger if no action is taken.
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Washington
Taft
Congress
United States Supreme Court
Senate
House
Sherley
Kentucky
Supreme Court
Would Ruin Trust Witness Tells Sugar Probe of Motive
Horace Havemeyer son of Henry Havemeyer testifies before the Hardwick sugar investigating committee. He says he plans to build a rival to the National Sugar Refining Company to benefit the consumer temporarily until someone is busted. He defends his father and discusses the 1887 sugar trust creation as philanthropic or protective, with an estate valued at about 15 million dollars.
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Washington
Horace Havemeyer
Henry QC
Havemeyer
King
Sugar Trust
National Sugar Refining Company
American Sugar Refining Company
Henry
Hardwick Sugar Investigating Committee
Hardwick
Horace Hayemeyer
Young Havemeyer
Illinois Jack Pot Funds Tied to Whisky Interests Says Hinman
George W. Hinman editor of the Chicago Inter Ocean testified before the Lorimer investigating committee that a biennial Illinois legislative "jack pot" based on liquor interests operated in Peoria. He said he never received money for Lorimer’s election, though he noted a belief in such funds existing since he arrived in Illinois 12 years ago. Ex-Gov. Richard Yates spoke of promises and political pressure surrounding Lorimer’s election and Governor Deneen.
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Washington
Lorimer
United States Senate
George W. Hinman
Chicago
Ilinois
Hinman
Butis
Minois
Jack Pot
Fletcher
Mr. Hinman
Funk, Hines, Tilden and
Funk
Hines
Tilden
Grand Pacific
Springfield
Edward Hines
Taft
Aldrich
Deneen
Kenyon
Plague Kills 83 More at Amay in Two Weeks
Amay records 83 deaths from hubonte plague and seven from smallpox in the past two weeks as health measures continue. The toll underscores outbreak severity in the Amay region, with officials reporting rising fatalities and urging vigilance.
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Amay
China
Hiethy
Sees Lightning Loses Sight in Reflected Bolt
Atlantic City N J Harry Adama son of a bath house owner was blinded when a bolt of lightning flashed into a mirror he was watching Specialists say recovery chances are slim The report notes his age and family background in the seaside city.
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Atlantic City
N.J
Harry Adama
Amateur Wins Grand Handicap Shoot in Columbus
Amateur Harvey Dixon of Orenogo Missouri claimed the grand American handicap shoot in Columbus Ohio. Dixon stood at twenty yards and fired a single minute nine busts of shot to secure the win.
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Sig
Columbus
Harvey Dixon
Orenogo
Admiral Badger Hosts Reception on Kansas in St Petersburg
Rear Admiral Badger gave a reception on the battleship Kansas for officers of the Russian navy and the German ambassador to Russia, along with other diplomats and members of American and British colonies in St. Petersburg.
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Badger
Cronstadt
Russia
St. Petersburg
Direct Vote Bill Rejected in House for Senate Election
The House refused to accept the direct election bill as passed by the Senate and sent it to conference by a 172 to 112 vote. The sole amendment from the Senate was rejected, and party lines determined the outcome with one Republican voting with Democrats and one Democrat joining Republicans.
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Washington
House
Senate
Reciprocity Has A Chance
Washington reports the reciprocity effort may win as Democrats return to backing a Canada free trade pact with no amendments. Senate finance chair Penrose reported farmers’ free list and wool bill unfavorably, ending coalition leverage. House bills sit ready for possible senate consideration, negating the need to attach them to reciprocity for a record vote.
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Washington
Senate
Canada
Penrose
House
Selahman Engaged in Paris to Demarest Heir in New York
Paris telegram announces Miss Helene Demarest daughter of Mrs Warren C Demarest of New York engaged to John Lelaham son of the American ambassador to Italy.
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Selahman
New York
Paris
Helene Demarest
Mis
Warren C. Demarest
Nw York
John Lelahman
Italy
Peoria Park Board Honors Ingaresoll With Bronze Statue
The Peoria park board announced a bronze statue will be placed honoring Robert G. Ingaresoll in Peoria. The decision comes amid local debate about nupanition concerns and public commemorations in the city.
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Robert G. Ingaresoll
Peoria, I
Peoria Park Board
The Blooms and Changes in Mrs Rose Garden
In a playful rural scene Miss Rose and Mistah Phlox urge a parade of fashion changes among neighbors. The crowd mocks vanity as they admire new styles, while Miss Lily, Miss Daisy and others critique the frenzy and hint that true beauty lies in staying true rather than chasing trends.
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Miss Rose
Mias Lily
The New Disease of Postcard Addiction
A mother seeks help for her son whose craving to buy and mail nest cards consumes him. The doctor notes postcardiac disturbances, jokingly prescribing something tasting like stamp gum. The exchange portrays an exaggerated medical reaction to a compulsion with light humor.
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Adice
Isle of Woman Sparks Geography Protest Cartoon
A satirical exchange features a woman’s rights advocate challenging a geographer over naming bias toward men. The cartoon shows plans to add “Isle of Man” and a joking “I’ll Not of Woman” in future maps, highlighting gender naming issues in cartography.
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Manchuria
Isle of Man
Unclear Moral Panic Quip Sparks Salon Exchange
A professor laments coquettish women who lead men on, while a damsel retorts lead him on. The exchange centers on the familiar defense that a pursued man claims he was led rather than choosing the chase. The fragment hints at gendered flirtation dynamics in a social setting.
Spiggles Declares Cigar Taste Test Guilty Not Guilty
In a courtroom style scene hosted by WNfting, Spiggles questions a judge of tobacco and offers an imported Havana cigar. The judge or host asserts the cigar is tried and deemed not guilty, as Spiggles intervenes with a stay of proceedings.
Engagement Talk Sparks Flossie and Mr Galsap
In a fragmentary exchange, Flossie reveals to friends she will not accept Mr Galsap until she learns how her peers view their engagement. The remarks hint at social deliberations ahead of a formal proposal.
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Mr. Galsap
Preference Story Note From A Frayed Column
A fragmented text piece discusses cold humans and footwear, listing odd phrases and partial references. The garbled lines mention a character or name BOMe and a misread claim about a whale, leaving unclear events or proper nouns.
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