Fatsoentry Caught at Gateshead Measure Enigmatic
An odd-sounding report from Gateshead notes a fat object measured at one and a half inches, with details unclear and no further context provided.
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Newspaper
Georgetown Daily Item
Location
Georgetown, South Carolina, United States of America
Date
May 08, 1908
Page
3
An odd-sounding report from Gateshead notes a fat object measured at one and a half inches, with details unclear and no further context provided.
A Missouri Savings Association Bank cashier notes an unusual depositor who carried three $20 bills in his shoe since the financial stress began. The worn bills were burned through at the heel by nails, and the notes were sent to Washington for redemption.
The London Tatler notes that trousers faced a struggle to enter polite society, citing the Duke of Wellington who was denied entry to Almack's in 1814 for wearing trousers instead of breeches. It records that trousers were allowed in 1815 and that Wellington later won at Waterloo.
The Russian War Department ordered the formation of a military automobile corps. The move aims to bolster mobility for supply and reconnaissance amid ongoing conflict.
A Oswego Mont woman describes gradual eye weakness and stabbing lights after coffee use. She switched to Postum Food Coffee, brewed longer at altitude, and within three months her eyes fully recovered with no pain. A friend also reports relief from dyspepsia and headaches after ditching coffee for Postum. The Postum Co. promotes the product with testimonials.
A playful fragment discusses misused words and odd phrases about lighting gas, drinking, speaking, and squeaky shoes. The quatrains explore broken rhymes and subtle contradictions, ending with a whimsical nod to Harper's Monthly.
A collage of humorous lines and puns from Life Puck and New York Sun touching on charity, courtship, nonsense, and reflexive jokes about wealth, marriage, and schooling. The snippets feature playful exchanges about bees, combs, cigars, and religious altar misinterpretations.
A Cincinnati Enquirer comment notes New York hosts many dialects from New England twang to Western rugged speech and Southern affectations. It highlights foreign speakers using signs and claims straight English is scarce, mainly in major papers like the Sun and Times.
In a field of roots a covey of five partridges rose and four were killed. The fifth bird, injured, dropped in bramble and was later recovered. Of the five, two had no feet, two had only one leg each, and the fifth was perfect. All were old birds with healed stumps.
A backwoodsman's wife witnessed a fierce hand to hand bear tussle and quipped it was the only fight she saw where she did not know who won. The remark reflects rural stoicism and humor in the Washington Star quotation.
Lionel M. Heath of 158 Eighth Street San Bernardino reports fifteen years of back pains edema and rheumatic aches due to kidney trouble. After using Deans Kidney Pills he was cured five years ago and again now. Sold by all dealers 50 cents a box Foster Milburn Co Buffalo NY.
A Wichita Beacon item quotes a cheeky answer on proper hat etiquette listing occasions for removing a hat. It references common moments like mopping the brow and meals and includes humorous missteps such as ascribing absurd actions.
The Railway Review argues that gratuities form part of a workman's income and a company cannot dodge compensation for an injured adult by noting low official pay. It cites a 12s 6d weekly wage as example and notes other income sources may be unofficial.
The London Globe reports a plan to open a special window dressing school in Vienna to train young men and women in this branch of shop keeping. The note also mentions Jan Kubelik and a humorous exchange about his violin not dining with guests in New York.
A collage of ad claims notes rapid world pace, Garfield Tea promotes digestion and vitality, aluminum horses and itch cures are advertised, Mrs Winslow’s Syrup soothes teething, a gimlet pointed screw inventor is credited with a one million dollar earnings.
A reflective line notes that widows appear attractive due to the belief that amiability and kindness win in marriage. The image suggests social attitudes toward matrimony and personal virtue as decisive in choosing a spouse.
A young woman at a city mission suffered scabies rheumatism and sores from exposure. After seven weeks with little progress a doctor advised Cuticura products. Bathing with Resolvent and applying ointment led to rapid improvement and eventual employment. Laura Bates of New York writes March 11 1907.
A humorous exchange from Harper's Weekly shows a portly traveler asking to sit on a hat and the other replying to sit first, then ask. The banter highlights social humor aboard a railroad car in a historical railroad setting.
An advertisement asserts catarrh is a constitutional disease and promotes Hall's Catarrh Cure from F J Cheney Co Toledo Ohio as the only constitutional cure. It promises a $100 reward for a cure and urges sending for circulars, noting internal use and blood mucous action.
A critic struggles between judging a work and its agreeable creator. The Baltimore American critic notes consistent natural features in the rural landscape. The landscape shows the hill above the stream mouth as the illuminating feature.
The front of Lydia E. Pinkham Medicine Co shows a permanent Come and See sign inviting public access to laboratory methods and business practices. The ad questions Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound and asks if letters from over a million women prove cures while urging doubters to gain confidence and health.
In earlier decades from Morgan and Brown Counties venison sold far cheaper than pork, with pork favored by Hoosiers over red deer. An entire wild turkey cost less than a spring chicken, and a dozen quail could be bought for less than a dozen sausage links serve today, per the Indianapolis News.
A New York City census note records 12,147 residents of Chinese origin in the city. The brief item cites location within New York and references district information.
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