Miscellaneous Uplift and Observations From Various Papers
A collage of brief satirical notes and anecdotes from multiple papers. Items include quips on monoplane speed, widows hats, jurors and umpires, grave-flag thefts, red letter boxes, Paris organ grinders, liquor licensing ideas, a London kiss saving a life, cattle disease bills, Cockney speech shifts, and old spelling shifts noted by scholars.
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Paris
What Is a Kiss Sweet Valentine Poem by Kimma Prayter Seabury
A short lyric describes a kiss as a roselike bloom of love that unites hearts and dreams. The poem calls kiss a divine sign, a nectar of the gods, a healing balm, and a lark song of the spirit.
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Valentine
The Lost Lease Mystery At Brinstair's Offices
Detective Paul Tarrant helps solve the disappearance of barrister Mr. Brinstair and tracks a missing lease assignment. Cheeseman, eager for a crucial paper, is exposed as the culprit after a chase through London and Sheffield. Brinstair is found in Sheffield alive and well.
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Paul Tarrant
Percy Brinstair
Inner Temple
St. Pancras
Sheffield
Mr. Brinstair
Harvey Cheeseman
Cheeseman
Tarrant
Mr. Cheeseman
Terrivale
Brinstair
Coul Brinstair
Cannon Street
Silin
London
Wireless Time Signals From Eiffel Tower Proposed
Mons Bouquet de la Grue urged the French Academy to widely use the wireless telegraph at the Eiffel Tower. Signals now reach 1200 miles and could double with more energy. A midnight Paris time signal from the tower would let ships at sea set their chronometers to the exact hour for navigation.
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Mons
Bouquet de la Grue
French Academy of Sciences
Hiffel Tower
Paris
Traveling Light Two Tramps Report Two Empties East
Two tramps near a New York area telegraph office tapped the window asking the operator to report two empties going east. The operator left the key long enough to ask what he could do and the tramp replied with a grin that he wanted the empties logged, then the pair moved on toward New York.
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New York
Lippincott’s
Also Mentioned on This Page
Boston Transcript
Merry Widow
Washington Star
The
Kansas City Star
Louisville Courier-Journal
Quincy
Mass
Philadelphia Inquirer
Powers That Be
E. E. Hall
Spokane
Wash
Associated Press
Dawlat
Buffalo Times
Commissioner of Agriculture
England
New York Sun
Kimma Prayter Seabury