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Newspaper

Geneseo Republic

Location

Geneseo, Illinois, United States of America

Date

May 11, 1906

Page

14

Curious World Curiosities From Ancient Eyes to Naples Bells

A collection of odd facts ranges from early artificial eyes in Rome and Egypt to the giant bamboo of Ceylon used in construction and pipes. It notes Australians in the US, a pensioner’s death, Arabian greetings, birds nesting in Ivychurch church, Turkestan wedding payments, Naples cats in churches, and Exeter’s great bell tower with a three ton tenor bell.

B.C Rome Egypt Ceylon Tancers Ivychurch Kent Tn Turkestan Naples Exeter England St. Paul’e

The Beginnings of Things Through Time

An encyclopedic survey lists dates and origins of many inventions and ideas. It notes engraving from 1459, cannon and armor in 1890, spinning wheels in 1530, lithography by Senefelder, barometers by Torricelli, bayonets from Bayonne, and the fifteenth century rise of double entry bookkeeping. It traces academic degrees to Paris and Bologna, Paris millinery in 1404, heraldry, Gall’s phrenology, and Roger Bacon’s gunpowder receipt. It touches ballooning by Montgolfier, fans in Europe by 1572, tulips via Levant, Lady Holland’s English introduction in 1804, and early mariners’ compasses with Chinese knowledge by BCE 2034.

Alois Senefelder Munich Torgicelli Bayonne France Paris Bologna Frank Franz Joseph Gall Italy Venice Florence Rechwartz Roger Bacon Etienne Montgolfier Annonay Orient Europe Levant Turkey Lady Holland England America

Fragmented Limericks and Wry Observations

A mishmash of quips and questions touches honesty folly and time. Nonsensical lines mention splinters oat meal bores dinner fools warnings about cars river beds and a distant Liberal meeting with a distant relative. The text reads like a satirical dialogue or broadcast gag with fragmented names and incomplete thoughts.

GARE OF THE HANDS

Advice on hand care emphasizes lemon for whitening and avoiding cuticle cutting. Use orangewood stick to press cuticles, wash in lukewarm water, and dry. A home emollient from spermaceti olive oil almonds and essential oils softens nails, while daily care improves appearance and signals character.

Fortune and folly in worldly life and self guidance

A reflective, archaic meditation on fortune versus effort, self knowledge, and happiness. The author argues that people are better known by others than themselves, values discipline over vanity, and warns that passions mislead attempts at contentment.

Sunshine

Easy going in a Pullman car and witty quips

A fragmented cartoonish dialogue mocks laziness and vanity with puns about prices, pockets, furniture, tops, and witnesses. Characters include Bobb Dobbs Joyce Boyce Bills and Wills, trading quips about Christian Scientists physician bills and rubbering around with held glasses.

Bobb Dobbs Boyce Smith Joyce

Restaurant Manager Blames Women Overeating for Distress

A New York hotel manager argues that women’s eating habits cause distress and digestive issues. He cites a guest who, after hosting a lavish dinner, admits to stomach washing and costly therapies to stay healthy. He says reducing meals would help more than pricey treatments.

New York Inrtnoce Sue Ekion

St Patrick Day Gifts Highlight Toned Irony

A pair of lines from the Washington Star features a woman admiring a pot of real Irish shamrock and a man vowing it will be paid off tomorrow. A self centered brute and a coarse Goth reflect on the value of charity versus personal gain in a brief vignette.

Erin Washington Star

Spring term closes at Kempeterville and local notes

Grace Ricks will close her spring term of school at Kempeterville this week Friday. Mrs Wm Magill and Mrs F E Belger Jr called on Mrs David Urick Monday. Elmer Thorsten's child burned by hot water in a pail. Weather cool for May 8. Fruit crop outlook uncertain. Henry Sibley ill with swollen limb possibly dropsy. Edna Reiger from Geneseo visited Estella Eckles Friday to Sunday. Spring Hill social raised 32 with baskets selling up to five dollars.

Elmer Thorsten Henry Sibley Edna—Reiger Geneseo Estella Eckles Spring Hill

The Real Humorist and the Banana Gift Tale

Jerome K Jerome quotes a true humorist who laughs at misfortune. Sidi ben Hassan visits Baghdad and brings a gift to the Caliph a bananas and coconuts mix He chooses bananas which offend the Caliph who has the fruit stuffed down Sidi’s throat The tale closes with Sidi laughing at his own folly and the cocoanuts spared

Jerome K. Jerome Sidi Ben Hassan Bagdad Sidi

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