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Newspaper
Garland Globe
Location
Garland, Utah, United States of America
Date
Nov 02, 1907
Page
6
A banter about timing automobiles and breaking up speeding leads to a quip about giving chauffeurs sixty days in jail. The chat recounts rural and city voices in a chaotic exchange with a stray quip echoed from Chicago Daily News and aside lines about taking a poodle and country food from Cleveland Leader.
A Chicago Record Herald cartoon caption shows a Sunday school scene where Johnny says his father objects to reading more about nature fakes after the teacher mentions Jonah and the whale. The joke centers on a child misinterpreting parental influence on religious readings.
A humorous exchange in the Washington Star features a suburban resident asking about milking and a reply recounting a tasteless joke about milking a cow. The dialogue reveals playful banter and rural humor from readers.
Squire-I Amy remarks on a horse named Pat criticizing its gaunt condition. Pat responds, questioning how to fatten the animal, noting the horse’s inability to carry its current flesh and suggesting continued weight gain efforts.
The dialogue shows Bo choosing never to seek a wife after long thought. A character suggests judging by appearances, arguing the first girl asked might accept, challenging his resolve.
In a playful exchange Eva jokes about Uncle Tom and mililona, Edna laughs at the idea it might be Unocle Tom’s Cabin, noting the misread phrase while reflecting on European travel and private cabins.
A brief exchange shows a cautious parent requesting character proof before consent. Sultor provides a bank book as verification, and the parent relents, approving the marriage. The brief item reflects social customs in a New York Weekly item.
A dialogue from Valtinore American depicts a stage rehearsal where the lead actor misreads lines during an automobile scene while the manager and stage manager seek a quick fix to salvage the performance.
A speaker asks for a brief rest, stating exhaustion from the climb and noting the current location is very comfortable. The exchange emphasizes fatigue and the desire to recover before continuing.
An energetic citizen urges broader probes into graft cases while Farmer Corntessel doubts their value. The Washington Star quotes him saying investigations rarely ease his mind and he prefers suspicion over proof.
A dialogue reveals she seeks a hero with money, while others argue true heroism exists widely. The exchange contrasts virtue and wealth as standards in marriage, noting that two deals make one.
Dialogue fragment shows Rabel wishing to be a soldier while Clara and Mabel discuss engagements in battle reflecting on romance and duty. The scene hints at themes of enlistment and social expectations in wartime context.
A Washington Star quote questions why some women struggle with tariffs. The remark shifts to a dismissive line from “the Teamonly” and male figures claiming many have recently been caught smuggling.
A juvenile observer named Homan exclaims the sun renders his head as if on fire while rowing with a companion along the river. A cooler reply notes a possible smell of burning wood nearby, suggesting discomfort from heat and smoke.
A young lady touring a garter factory exclaims over the vast output. She questions where the mass produced items go, while a young man blushes and replies. A judge voice finishes the anecdote.
In a sharp exchange, the fortune hunter Count boasts that his family castles sit on high bluffs while the wise heiress counters that he follows in their grand traditions. The Chicago Daily News records the quip filled dialogue.
Fragmentary note from the Cleveland Leader hints at a landlord complaining about mosquitoes and a daughter playing the mandolin in a scene described as a heavenward sale or hoarders context, reflecting local humor and rural life.
Indoor wear features exquisite satin appliques and lace in light mauve shades. A one piece broadcloth gown showcases Spanish lace with iridescent satin, liver embroidery, and silver braid, while the bodice uses lace bertha and black satin straps for heightened effect. A slip foundation is advised for delicate fabrics to maintain softness and glow.
In Paris a vogue called the petit costume d homme features short skirts and half fitted coats with a flower on the lapel. Hats worn at the back of the head complement a tired chic, with blue linen workwear tones and color coordinated accessories. Children’s gowns display bright colors and white stockings, while traveling suits in tussor and amadou colors showcase embroidery and cutaway silhouettes.
A hostess outlines a detailed Hollowe en party plan for the 31st with homemade favors, orange invitations, and a grand pumpkin centerpiece. Guests carve bell shaped squash, compete for a gilded nut basket prize, and gather by a large fireplace as autumn millinery trends noted include high crowned turbanned hats with velvet and plumage.
The writer outlines a four course Halloween party menu including carrot purée in pumpkin cups, oyster patties, lobster salad in temure paper pumpkins, cider frappe, fortune cake, and a variety of candies. Decorations involve shopping for ideas to create a festive scene, while the author worries about pulling off the event yet keeps sentiment per pumpkin token.
A Bee Culture correspondent explains how a keeper liquefies honey before winter to prevent granulation. He uses a two wick oil stove and sheet iron oven to liquefy up to five dozen cans daily, keeping shelves stocked and able to meet rising demand.
Guidance from the Northwestern Agriculturist on starting a poultry business. Emphasizes buying first class, well-established breeder stock to ensure purity and future success, rather than opting for cheap, inferior birds. Recommends a trio of superior birds over many mediocre stock.
A furore over a newly invented cramming machine claimed to force feed chickens against their will. It was found the chicken digestive system could not endure the process beyond two weeks, prompting a return to traditional feeding methods.
Ducks digest ground grain better than whole grain and do best on mashed mixes of ground grain, soaked turnips and potatoes. In small yards use a drinking fountain to prevent muddy pools and improve cleanliness.
Marshall P. Wilder cites a Labouchere joke as a demonstration of humor. He tells of a child asking who made Labouchere and a mother answering Providence, then parallels a second tale where a mother explains a stylish man as a dude, comparing the points of both stories.
Misa Eloise Shields 18 of Milton Mass feeds pigeons with friends at Blue Hills reservation when a large fourteen pound hawk swoops down to grab a pigeon. Shields pelts the hawk with a bottle and clamps its head killing it, sustaining only minor scratches.
A Harlem resident, weary after a busy day, answers a late call to meet a friend at the Waldorf. The message promises secrecy and urgency, while the narrator contemplates loneliness and the strange way business intrudes into private life.
A Brooklyn sermon excerpt urges effort in faith using a refrain on personal capacity. Rev. M. I. Harlan of Brooklyn advocates methods of service from preaching to prayer and financial support, stressing that Christ asks “each man his work.”
A reflective meditation on forgiveness as the highest act of strength. The speaker compares pardon to a pearl formed by healing wounds, noting even archangels might envy one who subdues anger and grants mercy.
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