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Newspaper
Garland Globe
Location
Garland, Utah, United States of America
Date
Jul 31, 1909
Page
6
Ill-Mated Companions and Humor in Melancholy Times
The piece argues humor and melancholy often coexist yet fail to harmonize. It cites humorists and Lincoln using jokes to ease sorrow, suggests melancholy can accompany wit, and praises humor as a brief respite within life’s rushing stream. It references Burton and Caudle as examples of sobering literature guiding the entertained.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Lincoln
Burton
How He Kept His Clothes Dry
An elderly professor with a sharp mind disappeared as a Beottiah grouse shoot faced a sudden downpour. When the storm passed, he returned completely dry, explaining he stripped and wore his clothes until the rain ended.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Beottiah Grouse
Pious trance noted in preacher's sermon analysis
In a Christian Advocate reflection the author describes a man who falls into a trance, unable to recall the sermon text or words. The piece suggests such sleepiness signals a piety beyond self control, focusing entirely on the preacher's words and face.
Artist challenges Irish navy gaze to imitate landscape
An artist finishes a landscape and asks an Irish navy man if he can imitate it. The Irishman mops his brow and says a map can do anything if it's driven to it, implying maps aid depiction.
Novel burglar alarm protects steins in New York rathskeller
In a New York rathskeller owners fitted a burglar alarm to deter theft of ornamental steins on a shelf. Kech activates a contact when a stein is removed, triggering a bell and annuncia tor to show the table position, while waiters attend the table. Since installation, there have been many surprises but no losses.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Steis
New York
Pity the Poor Horse Fly in Auto Era Opinion
The Ossawatomle Globe jokes that buyers of motor cars discourage horse flies and speculates on inventing a new bug to bite autos. The question is sent to Judge Adna P. Gristlébone for an expert opinion.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Adna P. Gristlébone
Ossawatomle
Kun
Globe
Chicago Meat Packing Tops Value in 1904 Industrial Output
The Chicago industrial district covers 500 square miles with 1,815,107 people in 1900. Meat packing led with 269,581,486 dollars in output, 27.8 percent of district total. clothing, printing, refining and textiles follow. New York remains first overall. Greater New York produced 1.626 billion in 1904.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Washington
Chicago
Bureau of
New York
Philadelphia
Boston
Pittsburg
St. Louis
Baltimore
Cincinnati
Cleveland
Buffalo
Minneapolis-St
Greater
Death at sea on Kabinga voyage ends with two crewmen saved
New York reports the British steamship Kabinga from Calcutta saw two crewmen attempt suicide by jumping overboard Abdul bin Mohammed, a Malay quartermaster, and Lascar fireman Sheikh Monwaralla. Captain J Arthur Smith ordered rescue. a dog named Blackie followed the Malay into the sea. Both men were rescued within minutes and later brought aboard.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Capt. Smith
Abdul bin Mohammed
Sheikh Monwaralla
Lascar
Mecca
Blackie
Calcutta
Bay of Bengal
Sehen
Abdul
David Isbister
Monnaralla
New York Couple Offer Their Baby For Sale
Harry Beach aged 23 and his wife, both hungry and unemployed, offer their two week old baby for sale for 600 dollars. They justify the sale by claiming keeping the child would ruin him and selling him would provide a good home and prosperity.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
New York
Harry Beach
Beach
Slx
Melancholy in a Shared Kitchen Sight
A flat dweller in her kitchen gazes at a bald man on the next floor washing dishes. She muses the scene feels sadder than if he had hair, speaking to herself as only mice listen in the quiet.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Tie Urew
Chicago District Manufacturing Output Highlights Slump
The Chicago district produced a wide range of goods including steel, foundry and machine shop products, and printing and publishing, with aggregate values reaching $230,413,938. This snapshot underscores industrial diversity and economic scale in the region during the period.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Chicago
Father of Thirty Children in Maryland Farm Life
Beaver Dam Maryland reporting on John W Guy a farmer living near Melfa station who has fathered 30 children from three marriages. His eldest is 53 and his youngest two, with 21 living, 16 married yet only 23 grandchildren and three great grandchildren. He remains robust and works daily with farm hands.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Beaver Dam
Col. Roosevelt
Africa
John W.iuy
Guy
Melfa Station
New York, Philadelphia & Norfolk
Mary Ann Rayfield
Margaret Elizabeth Ayers
Lola Crockett
Reason for Swinging Arms by Sir Victor Horsley
London notes Sir Victor Horsley explains arm swinging while walking as unnecessary and a relic of quadruped movement. He argues the cerebellum governs automatic actions like walking standing and running and highlights development differences between adult cats and newborn animals to illustrate cerebellar maturation.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
London
Sir Victor Horsley
Victor
Ambitious Young Lawyer Receives County Attorney Nomination
A young attorney, elected by a large majority, visits Si the eccentric hired hand on his father's farm. Si replies in his pinched wit that in tough times they improvise, comparing the victory to using a corn cob as a stopper. The tale echoes a rustic, humorous exchange from Youth's Companion.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Lonny
Lenny
Man in the Water Cry for Help echoed by onlooker
A distressed man calls for assistance from the water while a bystander quips at the scene. The exchange captures a tense moment as rescue is sought.
The Thrifty Scot and the Sea Burial Bitter Joke
The Scotsman and his wife travel from Leith to London by boat. A Yorkshire storm drives their vessel to peril with near founderings. The wife frets about death at sea while Sandy quips that burial would cost less than elsewhere.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Leith
London
Yorkshire
Sandy
Tuberculosis Conference in Stockholm Highlights American Speakers
The International Tuberculosis conference, under the Swedish National League Against Tuberculosis, met in Stockholm from July 7 to 10. American participants included Dr. Hermann M. Biggs of New York and Dr. John C. Wise, medical director of the U S Navy. Key topics were the care of tuberculous families and the relation of tuberculosis to schools.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Swedish National League Against Tuberculosis
Stockholm
Hermann M. Biggs
New York
John C. Wise
United States Navy
Doctor Uses Grape-Nuts to Aid Recovery in Boy and Elderly Patient
A Kansas doctor reports testing Grape-Nuts on his four year old son recovering from pneumonia and on a 73 year old patient with severe stomach trouble. The boy gained about eight pounds in a month and the elder patient regained strength, gaining 22 pounds in two months. The doctor asserts many cases show Grape-Nuts’ benefits and cites The Road to Wellville.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Kansas
Wellville
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