Garland Utah satire and local column from 1906
A garland Utah weekly column mixes ads and local humor. It recounts a mock dialogue about selling goods by mail, cash terms, and a humorous exchange with merchants Shears and Sawbuck over hay oats and other farm items.
Shears and Sawbuck Way and a Haying Day Mishap
A rural tale recalls Shears and Sawbuck storefronts with vanished stock and mail catalogs to Possum Run. Jim, a trusted neighbor, is praised for hard work while a light plow becomes a source of misfortune. Richard Stout, a hardware merchant, helps Jim out after a rough night.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Possum Run
Jim
Richard Stout
Readers urged to send news items for publication
The notice asks readers to submit births deaths marriages and other news items observed by the public. It emphasizes inclusivity of community news and invites assistance to publish all local happenings. A separate advertisement promotes Dr Shoop's Croup Cure claiming quick relief for croup in children.
Free prescription claimed to cure consumption and lung troubles
A Brooklyn New York man Rev Edward A Wilson says he recovered from consumption through a simple remedy. He will mail free a copy of the prescription said to cure consumption asthma catarrh bronchitis and throat and lung diseases to any sufferer who writes.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Edward A. Wilson
Brooklin
Origin of the proverb A Miss is as Good as a Mile
A Sunday Magazine note recounts a tale from Turpin of two friends Amia and Amile. Amile saves Amis, and Amile endures suffering to aid Amis, leading to the proverb noted as lasting into time.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Charlemagne
Pepin
Amia
Amile
Turpin
Amis
Amla
Sunday Magazine
Pain Balm Heals Rheumatic Ailment With Local Applications
An ailment caused by rheumatism of the muscles may be cured by applying Chamberlain's Pain Balm two or three times daily and rubbing the parts vigorously at each application. If relief is not immediate, bind on flannel tipped with Pain Balm for quick relief. For sale by Riter Brothers Drug Co.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Riter Broa. Drug Co
Notice of Township Plats Filing and Opening to Public Land Laws
United States Land Office Salt Lake City Utah announces receipt of township plats from the general survey for Utah in Townships 7 North Range 1 West 8 and 12 North Range 16 West 8 to be filed March 18 1907 and opened to applications under public land laws. Also a note on Dr King New Discovery and a time table for passenger and mixed trains in Ogden to Malad Garland Tremont Corinne and Brigham with arrivals and departures listed.
Luxeta candy tablets promise gentle laxative effect
A fragment advertises Luxeta as a pleasant laxative candy with no pain and no whipping. It promotes pocket or purse use and notes Luxets come in a lithographed metal box sold by greenholps. A stray humorous line about a rubber business is included.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Scenta
Siernte
Chamberlains Salve Promoted For Ailments And More
An advertisement touts Chamberlains Salve offering instant relief for distressing ailments and cites cures for sore nipples tetter and salt rheum. It lists price and local seller Riter Bros Drug Co. The snippet also notes a wedding quote and mentions this office acting as a collection agency for the book Mediology with regular payments and receipts.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Chamberlain
Riter Bros. Drug Co
Then you think the high-salaried president of your insurance company is a good man
A quoted exchange labels a corporate leader as the best forgetter in the insurance business, highlighting skepticism about executive integrity and accountability in the industry.
Summons in Utah Justice Court Against George Wager
The Justice of the Peace in Box Elder County Utah issues a summons to George Wager defendant in The Fouoma Company case to appear within ten days of service or twenty days if served elsewhere to answer a $114 claim for goods and merchandise sold and delivered. Judgment will be rendered if he fails to appear. Dated January 26, 1907.
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THE
Justice’s Court
Sunset Precinct
County OF
Box Elder
State OF
Utah
The Wey to Black s Farm
A driver asks a farm hand for directions to James Black s farm. The hand replies with a winding set of landmarks and turns describing several farms, a fork, a red schoolhouse, and a final house to locate the fourth on the left.
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Wey
Black
James Black
Bill Bruce
Dr Kings New Life Piss Ends Constipation For Dallas Man
E W Goodloe of Dallas Texas reports relief after using Dr Kings New Life Piss guaranteed to satisfy. Sold for 26 cents at Riter Bros Drug Co.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Dr. King
E W Goodloe
Louis St
Dallas
Texas
Riter Bros, Drug Co
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É. A. Wixom
Possum
Saya Dicks
Ol’ Jim
Mr. Shears
Sawhnuek
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Sawbuck
Shears
Bhoop
Shoop
All Doulore, Mie
Sre
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C. J. Campbell
Aurore
Neteny
Ross
Mt. Wash
United States Land Office
Salt Lake City
United States Surveyor General For
L. M
Range
TL. M
Laws
E. D. N. Tromso
Arkansas
H L Stanley
Bruno
Riter Bros Drug Co
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Lv Brigham
Tremont
Corinne
Ar Brigham
Cache
Valley
Ogden
Salt Lake
Lv Tremont
Cache Valley
On Lake
Bryham
M. Corinne
Malad
F. F. Gross
Carland
Mal
Itehing Pilon
Mabel
Ljfe
H. C. Vanausdeln
Palace
H. #. MILLER
Turkish Baths
Will Perkins
Ogden Steam Laundry
Qurland
H. C. Vanauadeln
F. Foulger
J. B. Foulger
H. B. Foulger
D. B. Foulger
B. Smith
Copartners
Fouoma Company
Plaintiffs
George Wager
the State of
Ary
Justice of the Peace
J. W. Lewis
Boothe Block
Joseph Jensen
Utan
A. Maurie
N. Bl. Brown
Contractor & Builder
Garland, Utah
GLOBE
A. Murie
Vorter
W. J. Ault
Hack
Deweyvill
D W Davis
Sasser Restaurant
Boothe's
Mrs
Ava Sasser
Penrose
Way
Eva C. Wilcox
PEARL
A. B. Manasa
Bank of
Riter
Thomas R Cutler
Vice-Press
C.J. Campbell
W W Riter
Thomas R Cntdler
Geo Romney
Geo T Oddis
John R Cutler
Horace G Whisney
W D Lewis
Mosigh Evens
Walter P Eaton
United States
Europe
Epic Coombs
Billiard and Pool Room