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Newspaper

Garfield Memorial

Location

Garfield, Washington, United States of America

Date

Feb 27, 1882

Page

7

To Perplexed Saloonkeeper Beer Smell Clings

A peddler offers cloves to remove beer breath from a saloonkeeper, who balks at the suggestion and insists he already has items that keep the odor on his customers. The exchange highlights a comic exchange over beer aroma.

Expert Question Under Discussion in Spoopendyke Chat

A comic exchange unfolds between Mr and Mrs Spoopendyke about expert witnesses in a Guiteau trial. They mock legal officials, debate judges and lawyers, and poke fun at the idea of experts and statutes, with humorous jabs about court pens and law school notions.

Sir. Spoopendyke Mrs. Spoopendyke Guiteau Mr. Scoville Mr. Reed Spoopendyke Reed Seoville Porter Corkhbill Davidge United States Supreme Court Tommy Fanny

Notable Burdened Couple in Brooklyn Eagle Quip

The Brooklyn Eagle records a witty domestic aside about a wife addressing Mr. Spoopendyse and Mr. Guiteau in a satirical line. The speaker imagines political trouble and suggests the husband seek other work as the crisis continues. The tone mocks national complications with a humorous, domestic twist.

Miss Evarts and Her Famous Chocolate

The article extols Miss Bettie Evarts for her renowned chocolate served on Wednesday afternoons at Mrs. Evarts home. It notes praise from travelers and diplomats, details the preparation from a white of egg to Maillard chocolate, and recalls prior celebrated housekeepers like Mrs. Gideon Welles, with rivalries among administrations.

Miss Evarts Bettie Evarts Juliette Carson Mexico Lew Wallace Evarts Maillard Navy Lincoln Welles

Vitality of Serpents and Odd Anecdotes Across Regions

A survey of beliefs about snakes surviving after mutilation and tales of miraculous venom resistance. It notes errors in popular claims, cites Mme La Rarea on venom injections in Mexico, compares Pliny’s attributions, and adds scattered anecdotes from Chicago police and Berlin society.

Mme. la Rarea Mexico Pliny

GLEANINGS Warmed by Headlines and Oddities

A collage of curious notes from political figures, society chatter, and odd inventions. mentions Romualdo Pacheco, Capt Eads, Tehuantepec rail, Garfield cottage, Wall Street etymology, Vanderbilt rumors, and a nine year old telegraph prodigy. Includes banter about a London peacock feather charity and a New Haven charcoal eater.

California Romualdo Pacheco Eads Washington Boston Post Rome Sentinel Charles G. Francklyn Elberon Garfield Senator Fair Charles Sumner Congress Wall Street New York William H. Vanderbilt Rome Paris Philadelphia New Haven Beverly Dabney Benson Hanover Court House Chesapeake and Ohio Railroad Louisvile Courier-Journal Connecticut Boston Transcript London Sahara

Boasts and Bedbugs in a Country Inn Prank

An English traveler boastful about England faces a prank by a country inn landlord who fills the guest’s bed with crabs and bedbugs. The crooks exchange quips about English superiority while the townsfolk share jokes about marriage to a millionaire and a Highland laird miscounting a purse, delivering a string of humorous quips.

England America

Town teacher favors harness tug as correction tool

A Town school teacher tried various devices including awitches raw-hides drumk-straps and chis as weapons of correction and concludes that a two feet long harness tug is unmatched for discipline.

Harper's periodicals subscription offer details

An ad lists Harper's Weekly Harper's Magazine Harper's Bazar and Harper's Young People with postage free in the United States and Canada for one year at a price of 1000. It notes multiple Harper publications and mentions Franklin Square Libra.

Harper's Harper's Weekly Harper’s Magazine Harper’s Bazar Harper's Young People Harpers Magazine Bary Harper’s Franklin Square

Harper's publications pricing note from 1882 listing periodicals

The excerpt lists Harper's Bazar Harper's Weekly and Harper's Magazine with pricing notes. It mentions two above public tiers and offers library and free postage to subscribers in the United States or Canada. It provides figures like 8400 400 700 150 500 and 1000 as part of the pricing details.

Harper's Bazar Harper's Weekly Harper's Magazine Harper's Harper’ Pla

Harper's Publications Chronicle Free Library Offer

A note mentions Harper's Magazine Harper's Weekly and Harper's Bazar with two titles named Harper's Young People and Harper's Magazine tied to a free one year subscription offer for United States or Canada readers.

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