Bayer Tablets of Aspirin Ad Warns Against Knockoffs
An ad urges buyers to trust genuine Bayer Tablets of Aspirin in American Handy tin boxes of 12 for various pains. A humorous anecdote follows about a narrator's car bearing failure and a sly stranger offering a “bearing” tip, highlighting caution in sourcing parts.
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Bayer
Scout Answers Brave Old Dame On Cliff
A seaside town scene shows an old woman challenging a boy in scout uniform about duties to king and country. The lad responds with resolve to be a soldier and to safeguard the king, then mockingly imagines saving the king by singing a patriotic hymn as horses runaway toward a cliff.
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London
The Social Instinct and Hired Man Debate Workload
Farmer Corntessel chastises a hired man for dwindling effort while the worker insists his interest remains. The farmer questions the purpose of exerting himself to avoid becoming unpopular with the other help.
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Farmer Corntessel
When Marian Refuses Thumb Sucking Challenge
Marian had developed a thumb habit parents tried to stop. On the arrival of a baby sister the father warned Marian not to suck her thumb in front of the baby. Marian responded that she would turn her back so the baby would never know.
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Marian
Swamp Root Kidney Liver and Bladder Remedy Ad
A magazine style advertisement promotes Dr. Kilmer's Swamp Root as a pure non stimulant herbal remedy for kidney liver and bladder issues. It claims uniform quality in every bottle and offers a sample by mail for ten cents, with a sworn purity statement included.
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Dr. Kilmer
Dr. Kilmer & Co
Binghamton
N. Y
Adv
Not as She Expected
A 35 year old hometown society matron underwent an operation this spring. Friends said the procedure took ten years off her appearance. She asked the surgeon why five more hours could not restore youth to a girl, and the doctor replied five more hours would have made her an angel.
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Indianapolis News
Indian Vegetable Pills Restore Regularity
Constipation implies stomach liver and bowels disorder. Wright's Indian Vegetable Pills promise regularity without griping.
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Wright
What a Bayman Would Do With a Million
A baymen group around a Great South Bay oyster shack debates how to spend a million dollars. Zeb Banks, the neighborhood miscreant, says he would pay off his debts first, sparking laughter and old rivalries among the fishermen.
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Great South Bay
Zeb
Saturday Evening Post
Problem to Come as Boy Wonders About Wings
A Brooklynn mother helps her son Harry dress after he struggles to put on an undershirt. He asks how an angel with wings will ever get a shirt on, sparking a humorous moment about future misconceptions.
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Harry
Brooklyn
Federal Aid Roads Spur Major Transportation Push
The article notes the federal aid road act driving a vast program with a government share exceeding the Panama Canal cost. It cites Thomas H. MacDonald on a 50 50 partnership, 80 percent of road spending under state supervision, and a plan for extensive inland waterways and Great Lakes Tidewater projects involving Canada. It also highlights nursing recruitment efforts led by the Red Cross and allied groups to bolster hospital training.
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James P. Hornaday
Washington
New York
San Francisco
Thomas H. MacDonald
Bureau of Public Roads
Department of Agriculture
Panama Canal
MacDonald
United States
State Department
Congress
House of Representatives
Great Lakes
Indiana
Ohio
Lake Michigan
Lake Erie
Atlantic Coast
Mississippi
Great Lakes Tidewater Association
Pennsylvania
Idaho
Atlantic Ocean
Department
Theodore Roosevelt
American Red Cross
American Nurses’ Association
National League of Nursing Education
National Organization For Public Health Nursing
Red Cross
Chambers of Commerce
Women’s Clubs
The
Press
Boards of Education
Algae Growth Persists in Cooling Water System
Fragments indicate algae and water growth persist in the cooling water system at a power plant. The snippets imply concerns about impacts on operations and potential plant plans to address the issue. Further readable details are limited.
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Toweetits
Snally
Roman Eye Balsam Advertised For Quick Healing
An advertisement touts Gore Eyes Blood-Shot Eyes Watery Eyes and Bucky Eyes healing quickly with nightly Roman Eye Balsam applications. A brief humorous vignette shows a girl calling Fido a cat she’s keeping as a dog. The ad ends with the same eye ailment line.
Expensive Melody Dialog From a Birmingham Page
A Birmingham Age Herald fragment presents Angeline and a suitor in a witty exchange about what constitutes music in life. The girl favors material comforts while the man implies he cannot match such worldly rhythm.
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Angeline
Birmingham Age- Herald
Zig Zagging Into War The Mose Anecdote
A medical corps officer in France jokes with a civil life acquaintance Mose about army danger. The officer demonstrates zig zag movement as a defense, later Mose ends up in a hospital, claiming he may have zigged when he should have zagged.
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France
Mose
Cap’n
American Legion Weekly
Hall's Catarrh Medicine Promises Relief From Col ds
An advertisement asserts Hall's Catarrh Medicine builds up the system and cleanses the blood to prevent frequent colds in the head and acute catarrh. It claims internal action through the blood reduces inflammation and restores normal mucous-surface conditions with circulars free from B J Cheney & Co Toledo Ohio.
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Hall
Jess Mable
B. J. Cheney & Co
Toledo
Ohio
Market Strawberries Priced At Fifty Cents A Quart
In a market exchange a woman praises large strawberries. The seller in a near white apron confirms the price at fifty cents per quart and assures the fruit is the same from top to bottom of the basket.
Howells lampoons style in a Sunday sermon gag
An editor quotes William Dean Howells describing ministers and style. A New York woman asks about a witty sermon reference and Howells notes the preacher chose his text from Revelations.
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William Dean Howells
Howells
New York
Mr. Howells
SkepticalFriend Mocking Growther on Flying Machine Doubts
A reproachful friend accuses Growther of skepticism about the flying machine. Growther concedes some doubt about its success for personal comfort, noting a fool may have brains but not the sense to apply them.
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Mr. Growcher
Taking the Sunny Side
Two men meet and greet then part with a handshake to decide who occupies the sunny side. The one who takes the sunny side is the younger man among them.
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Mark
Bulwer-Lytton
Cross is Right The mourner mocks Eve’s long night
The mournful philosopher quips that the original cross examination was Eve’s third degree questioning of Adam when he stayed up with a sick friend leaving her alone.
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Adam
The Idea and the Angler Speak on Fish Biting
A witty exchange between an amateur and a professional reflects on fishing, muskets, and expectations. The amateur fears a fishy muzzling while the professional dismisses worry about bites and proceeds with calm confidence.
Representing Them Filubdub District Debate Sparks Tension
In a fragmentary item, Congressman Filubdub is quoted on patriotism and district identity. The dialogue hints at electoral sentiment about what constitutes loyalty and representation.
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Man’s Love Blinds Him Until Marriage Sews On Buttons
A wry remark notes that romantic blindness lasts until practical duties force a man to take control and mend his own clothes. The line frames love as a distraction from everyday chores and self reliance.
The Financial Cootie and Foreign Exchange
A humorous note reprinted from the American Legion Weekly jokes about foreign currency fears in the U S economy. It recounts an American father whose son in France runs up an overdraft of 100000 with a bank and replies with a cable that asks for dollars or pounds or funny little things.
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France
American Legion Weekly
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