Pleasant Bits From The Papers Of The Day
A collage of humorous gags and quips from various papers. Jokes about ads and sales, a relic pipe, matchmaking missteps, marital misgivings, and light social vignettes mix with playful banter among witty characters and hosts of everyday scenes.
Wellington's Views on Art and Naval Anecdotes
The London Chronicle extracts reveal Duke of Wellington’s chatty ideas on art with Sir George Hayter the court painter. He approves a grand lion and tiger tableau by Van Amburgh for a moral lesson, while noting his chapel clerk habit and London church attendance. A Navy anecdote follows about a young lieutenant teaching a trainees’ gunnery drill, ending in a humorous misunderstanding.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
George Hayter
Queen Victoria
Strathield Saye
Duke of Wellington
London Chronicle
Sir George
Ele
Dion
Irena
Hineelf
Omeb Otfer
Aoa
Tnals
Edwin Davidseers
Toyal
Ao Osert
Abigad
Sipposa
London
Rioyal
Chus
Japanese Flower Adepts and the Art of Arranging
The Washington Star describes the Japanese flower art and its disciplined practice. It notes the seasonal bouquets, the quiet living spaces, and the reverence for blossoms like cherry and peony. It mentions the precision and emotion in preparing arrangements and the impact on observers.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Tae
Ethelial
Ofte
Canada Wheat Outlook Calls for Record 1904 Crop
An official report predicts a wheat crop of 55 to 60 million bushels in Manitoba and Northwest Territories with good quality. Estimated value around 100 million dollars, plus strong oats and barley yields. The piece notes U S markets and railroads shaping Canada’s role as a bread granary and hints at future U S demand.
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Canada
United States
Otten
Clifford Sifton
Interior
Lord Strathvuona
Northwest
Manitoba
Northwest Territories
Spearmain
Saturdayvening Post
Canadian Pacific Railroad
Dakota
St. Paul Road
Eureka
Dakotas
Minnesota
Saskatchewan
Better Than Spanking Helps Children Conquer Urine Dithentties
In a Notre Dame contact, Abs M Summers offers home treatment for children troubled by urinary dithentties. The ad urges mothers not to blame the child, claiming there is a constitutional cause, and asks for payment to mail the treatment. A New Orleans Times-Democrat quote about a dutiful son frames the message.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
New Orleans Times-Democrat
Abs. M
Summers
Box 420
Notre Dame
Ind
Unwritten History in Fragmentary Verse of a Bunko Tale
The fragment suggests Kerwin and Ohio Columbus involved in a bunko scheme. It hints at a theory that the world is not square or true, credited to Kerwin Beraise who first proposed the idea. The text combines misdirection with speculative claim about origin of a worldly concept.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Dumley
Shakspeare
Boston Transcript
Kerwin
Columbus
Bunko
Parker
New Train Service Chicago to St Louis Expands Night Flights
The Chicago and Eastern Illinois Railroad begins day and night trains to the Exposition City promising fast, high quality service. Travelers are urged to ensure their tickets are valid on this line. Local agents can arrange proper tickets. Also advertised are rubber stamps self inking daters and ink pads with a catalogue available from Lock Kor in Fort Wayne Indiana.
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Uhru Pullman
Chicago
New York
Boston
St. Louis
Chicago & Eastern Sinois
Exposition City
Kor
Fort Wayne
Ind
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Comic Papers
Aunt Ann
Tess
Belle
Jack Migard
Jess
Jones
Philadelphia Press
Detroit
Mrs. Stubb
Eve
Mr. Stubb
Miah Ann
Misa Poppery
Miss Straw Bry
Chicago Tribune
Viele George
Tiarry ‘Phat
Singleton
Stella
Vlunger
Krexgus
Ida
Regey de Fake
Scrap
Scrap Well
Leilef
Johnny
Johnny Wise
Mer Case
Wellington
Anmateur Naval Brigade
Eos
Venthamen
Expan
Cade Eben
Pedin
Dan
Washington Star
FT. Wayne
Fostoria
Findlay
Cleveland
Buffalo
Nickel Plate Road
A. Asterlin
Trav
Ft. Wayne, Ind
Dealera
ALL Ofrers
Aeneros
A.J. Tower CO
Bostoh
Mass
A. Tower Camahan
Chicago and
St. Louis, Wabash R. R
Unies
Wabash
Unien
Toledo
St. Louis, Ma
St. Louis, Me
F.W.N. UL
Pera Wayea