Witty miscellany from Fremont Indiana newspaper
A collection of light humor and observational quips from a Fremont Indiana paper. Topics range from aeroplanes and railroads to marriage tours, odd laws, and social curiosities with playful jabs at trends, science, and fashion.
Warning to Mexico on protection of American lives
The United States issued a formal warning to the Mexican government and to General Pascual Orozco that American life and property must be protected, and that Mexico and its people will be held responsible for any acts endangering or harming Americans. The statement, signed by Acting Secretary Huntington Wilson, emphasized that intervention is not intended, and instructed ambassadors to relay the views to Mexico City.
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Washington
United States
Pascual Orozco
Revolutionary Forces
Republic
Mexico
Huntington Wilson
State Department
Henry Lane Wilson
Mexico City
Marion Letcher
Chihuahua
Wilson
General Orozco
Orozco
Letcher
Orogro
Thomas Fountain
Indict Ex State Treasurer Pascal P Gilmore of Maine
Pascal P Gilmore of Bucksport Maine former state treasurer from 1907 to 1911 was indicted by the grand jury on fifteen counts for embezzling 10575 of state funds in early 1909. He is noted as president of Bucksport National Bank and has served as state senator and representative.
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P.P. Gilmore
Maine
Augusta
Pascal P. Gilmore
Hucksport
Gilmore
Bucksport National Bank
Vatican Orders Rigid Quiz On Pope Death Rumor
The Vatican ordered a strict investigation to determine if any church official spread the report of Pope Pius X’s death. Papal secretary of state Merry del Val sought to locate the rumor’s source as the Vatican watched the story spread.
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Rome
Pius X
Vatican
Merry del Val
Ulster Rebels Against Irish Parliament Control
The Ulster Liberal Crion ial association issues a stern protest against government home rule. They warn Belfast that home rule will harm Ireland’s agricultural, commercial, and industrial prosperity and affirm Ulster’s resolve to avoid subjection to a Dublin parliament.
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Belfast
Ulster Liberal Crionial Association
Testo
Ireand
Ulster
Veterans gain authorization for G. A. R. buttons
Sons and Daughters of Civil War veterans in Stockton California are authorized to wear the bronze button of the G. A. R. by a resolution of the California and Nevada department. The action aims to prevent the vanishing of the decoration.
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Stockton
Cal
Earthquakes Damage Greek Islands Cenbalonia and Ithaca
Athens reports a series of earthquakes causing considerable damage to the Greek islands Cenbalonia and Ithaca. Local authorities assess structural impacts and the extent of destruction on coastal towns and inland communities.
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Athens
Cenbalonia
Ithaca
Messenger Earns Top Wells Fargo Rank After Bandit Killings
David Trousdale, Wells Fargo express messenger, killed two bandits during a March 13 train holdup near Eldridge Texas and will receive the company’s best run, a $2,000 salary, a $1,000 gift, a $250 watch, and a passenger purse of $100. His actions saved nearly $10,000. The promotion comes as he returns from Nashville after vacation with pay.
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San Antonio
Tex
David Trousdale
Wells-Fargo Express
Southern Pacific
Eldridge
Wells- Fargo
Er. A. Stedman
Chicago
Trousdale
Here
Houston
Nashville
Tenn
Express Company
Engineers Vote To Strike In Rail System Vote
New York April 13. Engine ers ballot shows 93.3 percent in favor of a strike on fifty railroad systems. Grand Chief Warren Stone says nationwide walkout is practically unanimous. Over 27 580 engineers voted. Managers reply says conference committee will decide in several days. Firemen and Engineers may support the engineers if a strike occurs.
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New York
Warren
Stone
Brotherhood of Locomotive Engineers
J. ©. Stuart
Conference Committee of Managers
Stuart
Brotherhood of Firemen and Engineers
END OF COAL WAR NEAR AS SIDES NAME COMMITTEES
The coal dispute between miners and operators moves toward settlement with both sides appointing joint sub committees to study wage and recognition demands. Conference rules out direct talks between general committees while negotiations resume after March 15 talks. The operator Baer proposes arbitration by the anthracite strike commission but miners reject that approach for now.
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Philadelphia
George ¥. Baer
Anthracite Coal Strike Commission
Knox Guarded From Red Threat At Havana State Dinner
Secretary of State Knox was guarded by police after a state dinner hosted by Minister Beaupre in Havana. Anarchist Felipe Loston, from Tampa, arrived recently, prompting heightened security as civil and military authorities respond to the threat. Albany notes report a bar association meeting where William J. Hornblower's resolutions protested recalls of judges and judicial decisions.
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State Department
Havana
Knox
Beaupre
Felipe Loston
Tampa
New York
Albany
State Bar Association
William J. Hornblower
Roosevelt Men Bolt Convention At Bay City Fight
Bay City Michigan April 12 Roosevelt forces flee riot guarded by militia after failed effort to seat delegates at the Republican state convention. They name six delegates at large to the national convention and plan to press the dispute with the national body. Delegates listed from Osborn to Boughey and others. Taft delegates led by John D. McKay of Detroit also named.
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Bay City
Mich
Roosevelt
Chase
Osborn
Charles Nichols
Detroit
Sybrant Weasselius
Grand Rapids
H. F. Boughey
Traverse City
Theodore Joslyn
Adrian
W. D. Gordon
Midland
Taft
John D. McKay
W. J. Richards
Crystal Falls
George P. Morley
Saginaw
Fred A. Diggins
Cadillac
Eugene Fifield
Wiliam Judson
New York
Baltimore
Philadelphia
Theodore Rooosevelt
Chicago
Woodrow Wilson
Rebate Suit Revived by Iowa Supreme Court Orders Rehearing
Iowa Supreme Court orders rehearing of the rebate suit against Chicago Rock Island Pacific Railroad by Agar Packing of Des Moines Iowa. Case cites alleged discrimination in favor of eastern picker agents at Valley Junction driving Agar into bankruptcy.
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Iowa Supreme Court
Rock Island Road
Dex Moines
Chicago, Rock Island & Pacific Railroad Company
Agar Packing Company
Polk County District Court
Eastern Pickern
Valley Junction
Agat Company
Syracuse Iron Workers duo to stand trial in explosives case
Demurrers to indictments against Edward Foulipa and John R. Carroll of the Syracuse Iron Workers were overruled by Federal Judge A B Anderson. They pleaded not guilty and will join other defendants in the case for trial on October 1.
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Syracuse
Indianapolis
Edward Foulipa
John R. Carroll
Iron Workers’ Union of
N. Y
A. B. Anderson
Suburb Blaze Destroys Forty Box Cars in Milwaukee Line
A fire sparked by an engine burned sixty acres and destroyed fifteen box cars in the Chicago Milwaukee and Mt Paul yards at Beston Path, a suburb of Minneapolis, on April 16. Firefighters fought the blaze for hours amid smoke and embers.
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Minneapolis
Minn
Chicago
Milwaukee
Mt. Paul
Touto Path
War Records Opened Access to muster rolls to historians
Washington April 13 access to muster rolls and military records on file in the war department will be granted in the future under restrictions to Negro t nl a and representatives of historical societies Secretary Stimson issued the order. Chan Sherrock dies after choking on molasses cake at a local hospital Middletown N Y April 18 the patient choked to death on a piece of molasses cake
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Washington
War Department
Middletown
N. Y
Chan Sherrock
Tocal Hospital
Army to honor General Fred D Grant burial at West Point
New York April 13 Maj Gen Frederick Dent Grant who died here Friday will be buried at West Point and given a full military funeral in this city and at the army academy It was announced after Brig Gen Tasker H Bliss and Lieut Marion Howze conferred with Mrs Grant and Capt Ulysses S Grant The funeral will be delayed until arrival
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New York
Frederick Dent Grant
West Point
Army Academy
Tasker H. Bliss
Department of the East
Marion Howze
Grant
Buckingham
Ulysses S. Grant
Grant's Daughter In Russia as Body Lies in State
A report notes General Grant's daughter Princess Michael Cantacuzene Speranskey is in Russia. The body was moved to Governors Island and placed in the Chapel of Cornelius the Centurion under military guard until funeral. A dispatch from Washington claimed Frederick Funston would succeed Major General Grant at Fort D. A. Russell.
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Grant
Michael Cantacuzene-Speranskey
Russia
Governor’s Island
Department of the East
Cornelius the
Morse Warned by Doctors Declares Six Months to Live
Florence April 13 Ex banker Charles W Morse given six months to live by doctors due to Bright's disease arteriosclerosis and minor ailments. He has abandoned health ambitions and plans a final tour of southeastern Europe spending on an expensive pleasure trip while showing little anxiety about his condition.
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Florence
Charles W. Morse
Morse
Bright
Europe
Eulogy to Clara Barton Funeral Speech Read by Daughter
Washington April 16 Funeral for Clara Barton drew little official attendance with no Taft or Red Cross representation. Mrs John A Logan intended to speak but absence led her daughter to read the address. Barton to be buried in Oxford Massachusetts.
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John A. Logan
Washington
Clara Barton
Taft
American National Red Cross
Misa Barton
White House
Helief Corps
Logan Tucker
Oxford Mass
Hitchcock Denies Intention to Resign as Postmaster General
Washington April 12 Postmaster General Hitchcock authorized a formal statement denying emphatically that he had any intention of resigning as a member of President Taft's cabinet. The statement answered rumors that he would retire to engage in business and leave public life.
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Washington
Hitchcock
Taft
Remsen Quits as President of Johns Hopkins University
Dr Iva Remsen tendered his resignation as president of Johns Hopkins University Baltimore on April 11 causing surprise. He will keep the chemistry professorship at the university. Meanwhile George Stearns Northern Pacific engineer sustained serious injuries when derailment occurred near Oriska due to an open switch.
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Johns Hopkins University
Baltimore
Iva Remsen
University
Fargo
N. D
George Stearns
Northern Pacific
Oriska
Woman Confesses Stabbing in Minneapolis Case
Minneapolis police report Mrs Albert Lowe confessed stabbing Fred Buchhart amid jealousy. Prosecutors file assault with intent to kill charges based on the admission and statements to investigators.
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Minneapolis
Minn
Albert Lowe
Fred Bchuhart
Truth About Bluing Talk No 8
This piece urges avoiding liquid bluing as a costly weak blue solution. It promotes RED CROSS BALL BLUING as the best blue product that makes fabrics appear snow white. Consumers are advised to ask their grocer for it.
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RED Cross
Marked militancy and shots at suffrage in London police remark
A London constable warns that militant suffragettes may cause trouble, noting fashion of quitting parades and speeches to practice quoits and baseball. The exchange underscores fear of tougher tactics by activists and public reaction to their methods. Doctor endorses Kopp's Baby's Friend for teething colic and diarrhea with 10c, 76c, 50c sizes from York based firm.
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Marke Womanship
London
D. R. Rothrock
New Berlin
Kopp
The New Wife Joke Between Husband and Wife
A brief cartoon style exchange shows a husband asking his wife to sew on a button before he leaves. The new wife suggests the cook might help, but the husband quips that he married a typewriter, not a sewing machine.
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Hubby
Bride Promises to Obey While Keeping Fingers Crossed
A light wedding note hints at a bride promising obedience in her vows but secretly keeping fingers crossed. The quip mirrors traditional expectations and modern playfulness in marriage etiquette.
Piles Cured in Six to Fourteen Days Claim
Yourdist promises refunds if Paz y ointment fails to cure any case of hemmorhoids or protracted pain. A dubious health ad touts tea for impure blood and advises drinking before bed. The text also weirdly notes dissatisfaction with neighbors and asserts bold temperament against being henpecked.
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