Two Bachelors Plot To Eat A Mouse In A Strange Tale
Two elderly bachelors in a rural town debate dinner options with a tiny lemon and a spoonful of onions. They borrow onions, chase a mythical meal by chasing a mouse, and finally conjure a bizarre plan to cook the rodent after a sage and onion hunt. Their odd quest ends when a reading goes awry and a cliffside fall halts the tale.
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Bald
Pot of Gold Ends in Happy Marriage in Oldville
Elder Boyd, a well to do widower, pursues a widow with a knack for money. She entices him with mince pies and hints of a treasure, plans a social ascent, and surfaces as his wife after a staged courtship. The supposed pot of gold remains unclaimed, yet the union proves content and long lived.
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Boyd
Oldville
Elder Boyd
Hayes
Somme
Haven
Tahall
Freddie
Freddia
Gertainly
Mrs. Boyd
Garfield Ballot Mischief in Nominating Ballot Box
In a heated scene one candidate withdrew and Marcy attempted a coup for Garfield. Garfield's ballot was handed to a delegate who already held another vote. Merrill hesitated while the teller neared, and Marcy playfully shook the hand delivering Garfield’s ballot causing it to drop into the hat. Garfield won by a single vote.
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Marcy
Garfield
Merrill
Congress
The Multum in Parvo Soap Swindle at the Bridge
A sharp-eyed World reporter watches a young showman push a scam promising three envelopes worth $17 of currency and two soap cakes. The crowd pays $10 then discovers the envelopes hold only soap, while the crook pockets the money and vanishes, leaving the victims furious.
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United States
Charleston
Parvo Works
Tom
Parvo
John Dunn of Zululand and His Taxed Realm Explored
The Pall Mall Gazette portrays John Dunn, chief of one of Zululand’s kinglets under Wolseley, as a European ruler with broad powers to cut timber mine seek minerals divert streams cultivate land and control trade. He imposes a hut tax on his people and levies charges on wagons while maintaining a personal revenue, amid doubts about the permanence of his office.
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Pall Mail Gazette
John Dunn
Garnet Wolseley
Zululand
Anch
Tugela
Port Durnford
Dunn
Natal
Shook Into Congress With Old Garfield Delegate
A pro- Garfield supporter named Marcy who knew Gurilula as a boy says that nearly 100 bullets were taken during the incident. The remark ties to political tensions and an active convention atmosphere surrounding the nomination.
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Congress
Marcy
Gurilula
Garfield
A Polyglot Family in Middletown Mass Nine Languages Spoken
A Middletown family speaks nine languages including English German French Spanish Italian Portuguese Greek Arabic and Turkish with many Italian and Spanish dialects. The father, Swiss-born musician once chief musician in Constantinople, traveled Europe before settling in Middletown with six living children and others scattered in Brooklyn and America.
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Middletown
Mass
Zurich
Switzerland
Tunis
North Africa
Arabia
Constantinople
America
Germany
Italy
Frank de Morvelle
Brooklyn
Ress
Alea
Ext Penkixa Finds Pine Knots in Florida Alligator Stomach
An unusual claim reports Ext Penkixa finding pine knots in an alligator’s stomach in Florida. The piece notes the animal’s behavior and remarks that alligators do not need to endure rocks and gravel banks year round.
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Penkixa
Handsome women vie for prize in Barnum contest
A flood of letters to P T Barnum responds to an advertisement for the handsomest woman in America. Ms from Minotaville Pa Oshkosh and other towns describe height, hair, eyes, and form while some offer money or staging ambitions. A widow in Kryport and others claim beauty, vision, and stage plans amid praise and playful boasting.
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P. T. Barnum
America
Minotaville
Pennsylvania
Forepaugh
Tam
Oshkosh
Bansum
New York
Barxus
Troy
Barnum
Sam
Mr. Barnum & Go
Boston
Jam
Kryport
N. J
Paris cabman jailed for insulting fare in bezique dispute
A Paris cabman was arrested after he refused payment to a woman who hired him and then tried to play bezique for her fare. He insulted her claiming she owed him, and a policeman took him to custody. He served forty eight hours in prison.
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Paris
Ningra
A Letter From Adam to Eve in Decemer Year Two
A humorous missive notes a search for a new home and prospects of ranches, with playful warnings about the old garden and a vow to return once a good claim is struck. The writer signs as Adam to Eve and mentions Josh Billings.
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Adam
Eve
Josh Billings
Evoyra
Decemer
Dean Eye
Fragmentary weather note hints at frostbite risk
A damaged excerpt mentions raw cold weather and someone named Tam inadequately dressed, with stray lines about teeth and a fateful warning. The text is incomplete, with no clear event, date, or location to anchor a fuller report.
Items of Interest from Obscure Knowledge Fragments
A collage of curiosities on treaties, ancient games, natural wonders, and historical anecdotes. Topics include Greenland tax treaties, the Pope Joan alias Pope Julio, ancient weapon lore, Niagara waters, agate naming, a Dutch tobacco figure, meteoric stones, fishing diets, peasants charms, Greek climate, Thucydides epidemics, star lore, oxford belt terms, Andean plant rites, ague cures, Elizabethan guild pageantry, Flemish dances, and a Keyport marine anecdote about a lobster bed restoration.
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Joan
Pope Julio
United States
Teeayes
England
Niagara
Aghates
Sicily
Mt Anesipenr
Holland
Melburne Museum
Baxppoxes
Milton
Andes
Elizabeth
Adam and Eve
Flanders
Germany
Keyport
Horrible Sewer Beast Terrifies North St. Louis
Billy Prant, a Ninth Street meat dealer, explored a Rocky Branch sewer to fix a chronic blockage. A two foot tall white and black dog with bloodshot eyes and phosphorescent fur attacked, forcing Prant to flee up the ladder. His brother heard the cries as the creature raged below, while locals doubted the animal’s origin or escape route from the sewer.
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North St. Louis
Cas
Billy Prant
Ninth Street
St. Louis Avenue
Elliot and Sullivan Avenues
Rocky Branch
Olly
Prant
Éerrace
Ture
J. Kurtaelom
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