Fragmented Notes On Public Quips And Oddities
A dense string of misread snippets covers miscellaneous curiosities and local gossip. Vignettes include a bearded lady bewitching crowds, weather mentions, jokes about a cousin in law and an absurd rananken of small-town life. The piece blends humor, oddities, and stray references to people and places.
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Illinois
Maine
Jane
Kansas
Miss C
Memphis
Firstse
The Giraffe a Curious, Silent African Resident
Gov the Little Lolks recounts the giraffe a curios animal native to Africa. From Caesar to Lorenzo de Medici and England in 1827 the animal has fascinated mankind. In the Zoo it stands fifteen to sixteen feet tall and moves with surprising speed and grace. Its long tongue daunts leaves and works like an elephant trunk while the creature remains peaceful and silent in suffering.
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Africa
Tom
Julius Caesar
Rome
America
Lorenzo de Medici
Tuscany
Florence
England
Royal Zoological Society
Zoological Gardens
How States Got Their Names From Colonial Roots
The article explains the origins of state names, noting Maine from the French province named for Henrietta Maria, New Hampshire as Laconia, Vermont from the Green Mountains, and Massachusetts Rhode Island etc valued for royal or geographic associations. It cites origins for New York New Jersey Pennsylvania Delaware Maryland Virginia the Carolinas Georgia Florida Alabama Louisiana and Mississippi with brief etymologies.
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Maine
France
Charles I
Henrietta
New Hampshire
Laconia
Jampshire
New England
Vermont
Green Mountains
Vord Mont
Massachusetts
Great Hill
Rhode Island
Rhodes
Connecticut
New York
Duke of York
Charles II
New Jersey
George Carteret
Island of
Jersey
Florida
Jacques de Flores
Alabama
Land of Rest
Louisiana
Louis XIV
Mississippi
A Sailor Offers Timely Advice On Passion
A gruff jack tar aboard the quay offers J a practical lesson on managing anger. He urges avoiding passion if possible, or at least releasing it with a loud roar and fleeing. He quips that passion has no legs and cannot hold a man who runs.
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Jack-Tar
Reading
Northwest
Republican Party
Congress
Daily Evening Journal
Weekly Journal
Daily Journal
If You Are Sorry It Don’t Hurt Me
A five year old boy strikes his playmate and immediately apologizes. The girl ceases crying as she accepts the remark and replies that if he is truly sorry, it does not hurt her. The vignette ends with the moral that remorse can comfort the hurt.
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New Jersey
Trate
London
Galloway
Knocklepy
Jerry
Jeremiah R
An Mary-le-bone
Prenton
Trenton
Katie
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