Humor Fragments and Tiny Tales Read in a Chronicle Style
A collage of humorous quoted snippets and brief jokes from the San Francisco Chronicle Chicago Tribune and Chicago Record Herald. Observational witticisms on appearances money manners dogs and romance appear as compact, period voice quips with a final line about a cautious river crossing.
The Pot and the Kettle and Other Jests
The piece bundles snippets of quips and cartoons from multiple columns. It includes remarks on heredity, school reports, marriage, and social satire, with brief dialogue and captions from varied periodicals. It reflects a collage of light humor and observational witticisms across several publications.
Handy Hayrack Opens Strong Simple Rack For Farm Use
A detailed description outlines a combination hayrack built from pine or lightweight hard wood fourteen to sixteen feet long. It includes bed pieces, crosspieces, and aris supports with grooves and hooks for stability. The rigging is sectional with adjustable standards, designed to be moved easily onto wagons, with bolts possible for secure assembly.
Bed piece prame and cattle breed preferences stated
The notice describes bed pieces and wheels to be used as shown, with care instructions and shelter. It then reports Mumford and Hall finding 450 per cent favoring Stort fromis, 20 per cent therefords, 18 per cent Angus among cattle breed preferences, plus stockers commonly favored. It cites stocker weights and yields, and closes with Colorado’s pen industry yielding 200,000 lambs fattened for eastern markets and about 30 in profit per head on a $2 investment.
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Garden Snapshots and Horticultural Hints for May Planting
Historic garden notes advise delaying cucurbit crops until the weather settles. Early May suits planting summer annuals and bordering with ornamental perennials. Emphasizes timely labor, tidy borders, and kind attention to plants as the season progresses.
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Friday Viger Funeral in a Pine-Colored Cemetery
An obituary notes the death of Friday Viger, a familiar local Black man, with a small private service in a pine-lined cemetery. The piece recalls friends and mourners, and includes a solemn funeral reading by Bol McRaven.
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Very Low Excursion Rates via North-Western Line to West and Coast
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Newbro's Herpicide Sold For Hair Disease Cure
Public notices explain Newbro's Herpicide as a destroyer of herpes and scalp parasites that cause dandruff itching and falling hair. The ad claims hair regrowth after treatment and directs readers to obtain the product from druggists or by mail from The Harpicide Co. in Detroit, Mich. Special agent Joseph Emmert is listed.
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Fragmentary local notice on traffic or timing data
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