Train Schedules and Connections Across Rail Lines
East bound and west bound trains with parlor and buffet car service listed for No. 21, 202, 204, 206, 27 and others. Connections at Rockford Belvidere and Chicago routes detail links to Beloit Janesville Milwaukee Madison Sycamore DeKalb and western destinations. Maps and agent names noted for Chicago Great Western and Rock Island routes.
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Beloit
Janesville
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Madison
Belvidere
Sycamore
DeKalb
Harvard
Dison
Belvysdere
DeDalb
Spring Valley
Pacific Coast
John F. Daly
Arriva Deopary
Grassersereeooy Oil
Rock Island
Freeport
Flikdopnerssetreees
Mt. Ostroll
Peeen
Davenport
Chicago
Kansas
Omaha
Cedar Rapids
North
South Dakota
J.B. Swart
Chicago Great Western Railway
Maple Leaf
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Dubuque
St. Paul
Minneapolis
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Des Moines
Kansas City
St. Joseph
Fort Dodge
Alily
Brewster House
Where He Belonged Pastor Tales From a Brockton Funeral
The Rev W H Momison of Brockton Massachusetts once known for a long Manchester pastorate is recalled as a humorist who enjoys a joke at funerals. At one service mourners filled the hearse so he rode to the cemetery on the hearse. On returning he left by the same unconventional conveyance. His wife greeted him at the door and asked why he did not ride inside where he belonged.
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W.H. Momison
Brockton
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The American Peril and European Views on U.S. Rise
Vance Thompson surveys European thought on America's ascent likening it to Rome under Augustus. European thinkers warn of a looming peril as the United States expands wealth and power, challenging global balance. The piece notes a wary, science-based forecast versus practical American everyday life.
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United States
Europe
Guglielmo Sferrero
Signor Terrero
Augustus
America
Rome
Reme
Mediterranean
Vance Thompson
The Man Fish and the Manatee Lore
The article explains mermaid legends among sailors and identifies the manatee as the real animal behind tales. It describes the manatee’s paddle-like flippers with nails, oval tail, round head, and fleshy muzzle. It notes why Europeans named it woman fish and why the Dutch call it dudong baardman nette meaning little bearded man.
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Amazon
Orinoco
South American
Reform Call Over Slavery Practices In Parishes
A report describes a yearly parish auction system in Pinland where paupers lunatics and elderly people unable to support themselves are sold to local farmers who provide board. They are forced to work with harsh treatment and some parishes even use lunatics as cart horses amid widespread cruelty.
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Pinland
Child’s Mischief in Nursery Sparks Family Phrase
A mother hears a strange sound from the nursery and finds Johnny on the floor smiling. He explains he has locked grandpa and Uncle Henry in the cupboard and plans to play Daniel in the Hen's den when they grow angrier.
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Johnny
Grandpa
Uncle Henry
Daniel
Ladies’ Home Journal
Modifying the Risk Parson’s Humorous Wedding Query
The text features a comical wedding scene with Parson Bagster asking Claud Kinsubby to marry Miss Gladys Poots. The groom promises to wed if required but asks for a way to secure an aye’age, reflecting rustic humor and dialect.
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Parson Bagster
Claud Kinsubby
Gladys Poots
Puck
Unreasonable Husband Demands Frugal Life
A young wife tells a friend her husband is unreasonable because he expects her to live on nothing and to save half. The exchange highlights tensions over money and household demands in a marriage.
Barber Pauses in Mutilation Exchange
Dialogue scene shows a barber delaying a brutal act as a vice tim gasps and wonders if he will leave alive to consider the act an insult or a close shave.
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Barber
Vicetim
Drowning Risks and Underwater Survival Times
The article notes that life ends quickly underwater with insensibility within about a minute and death often by two minutes. Expert divers rarely exceed two minutes submerged, with regional records showing shorter times. It cites a Falmouth diver at eighty feet who surfaced after two minutes and died, but adds resuscitation can work if vigorous measures follow.
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Navarino
Red Sea
Ceylon
Falmouth
England
Blackwood’s
Saint of the Cooks Santa Zita Canonized in Genoa
The legend recounts Santa Zita as patroness of cooks who lived in Genoa and was canonized. It says she cooked superb meals, fell into a trance, and afterward revealed divine aid in her kitchen, earning widespread recognition and sainthood.
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Santa Zita
Genoa
Vienna
Kaiserstadt
Santa Rita
London
Philosophers and Traffic Tragedies Across History
The London Chronicle notes that many philosophers met their end while absorbed in thought. It cites Professor Curie crushed by a wagon wheel, Archimedes slain during a Roman siege, and Stepniak run over by a train, all while pursuing deep inquiries.
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Radium
Ioes
Archimedes
Syracuse
Stepniak
London
London Chronicle
Winning a Verdict by Scarlett’s Sharp Advocacy
The renowned Sir James Scarlett proved verdicts can be won without eloquence. In a breach of promise suit his client faced a mother witness who baffled him, until his deft retort revealed the power of persuasion over rhetoric.
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James Scarlett
Scarlett
Scagrlett
Beginning of the Olympian Era Dates to 776 B C
The Olympiad era began July 1 776 B C and runs in four year cycles with games held every fourth year. The earliest reference is to Chorcebus winning the great foot race, used as the starting point for the Olympiads before horse and chariot races appeared.
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Chorcebus
Notebook humor shifts name of living space
In a short quip the author notes a man no longer calls his tidy home The Nutshell and explains the reason. He grew tired of passersby jokingly ringing his bell to ask if the kernel was in.
Sparrow Shot by Mistake Sparks Reed Bird Confusion
A sparrow was shot by mistake while a reed bird was the intended target. The remark “Well, I’ll die game, anyway” was attributed to the shooter as the incident occurred.
Early Risers laxative pills praised nationwide
Thousands annually bear witness to the efficiency of Early Risers. These pleasant reliable pills have long borne a reputation second to none as a laxative and cathartic. They are staple as bread in millions of homes. Pleasant but effective. Will promptly relieve constipation without griping. Sold by all druggists.
Half the truth will amount to falsehod says Whately
A quotation from Whately noting that partial truths can mislead and misinform. The saying warns against presenting only half of a reality to misrepresent facts.
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Whately
Precocious Indiana votes before statehood
Indiana voters cast presidential electors on November 11 1816 before statehood. The legislature chose Jesse S Holman General Joseph Bartholomew and Thomas T Blake as electors months before Indiana’s December 11 admission, a decision later upheld by Congress.
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Corydon
Indianapolis
Jesse
Holman
Joseph Bartholomew
Thomas IT. Blake
National House
Senate
Mackerel Skies Explain Cloud Shapes And Theories
The piece describes mackerel skies formed from cirrus clouds and outlines two main theories for their origin. One suggests rising vapor columns reaching high altitudes to form visible cloud caps, while the other attributes bands to upper atmosphere air currents with varying moisture content.
Elevators and False Teeth in Express Elevators
Report notes discomfort for riders in department store express elevators, with a New York Press quote about artificial teeth dislodging during rapid car movement. A passenger jokes that express rides test proper fit as teeth may fall if the mouth is closed and breath is affected.
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Express
New York Press
Water Loss From Sealed Rubber Bottle Over Thirty Years
Experiments with a hermetically sealed rubber bottle show rubber not perfectly water tight. The bottle started at seventeen ounces four drams and gradually lost water over years, ending with the water entirely gone after thirty years.
The Old Lady Seeks Marble Statues in Gallery
In a Milwaukee Sentinel anecdote an elderly woman asks for more figures in marble but is told all pieces are on display. She mentions a statue of imitations her husband spoke of, prompting lighthearted gallery banter from the attendant.
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Milwaukee Sentinel
Laws Carved in the Azure Infinite
A reflective line from Carlyle asserts that universal laws exist beyond written tablets, embedded in the heart of creation as certain as life and death, urging obedience to these timeless rules.
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Lave
God
Carlyle
Disappearances cited as 6000 yearly in country
Dick cites statistics showing over 6000 people vanish annually with no trace. Harry quips that those missing are rarely those owed money to, framing a debt angle in the joke.
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Harry
Appearances Against Him in an Umbrella Tale
A brief snipe about Brown and Smithers from a Woman's Home Companion text. The exchange questions Smithers honesty, noting his constant umbrella presence as a defining feature.
Wisdom and Folly Condensed in One Word
The quotation notes that a single word can label a man as wise or foolish, reflecting how judgment hinges on concise speech or choice of terms. It emphasizes the power of language to define character in a single moment.
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Confuetus
Railway Time Change Takes Effect June 8
The Chicago Great Western Railway changes train times beginning June 8. Readers are advised to check local columns for updated schedules and time searches.
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Chicago Great Western Railway
Wim
Candidate for County Treasurer Nomination
M. G. Bing announces candidacy for the Republican nomination for County Treasurer subject to primary decision.
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M. G. Bing
Republican Primarer
J. Worm
Illinois candidate announcements for local offices in party primaries
A garbled early 20th century republication shows multiple candidates announcing runs for Illinois offices including General Assembly County Superintendent of Schools County Clerk and County Clerk positions. Names include William W Krave Henry Hitgman SM Molntx and Rat Oe Belp with primary decision language.
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General Assembly
IlHnois
Republican Party
William W. Krape
D&Éwit
Fi SM
Molntx
Sieprengen Council
Prix Rat Oe Belp
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