Lodge Tales of Ring Trick and Jeering Orator
A humorous Giggle Department item recounts a dry lodge chief near retirement who is presented with his own ring misdirected by a boastful speaker. The gag ends when the ring is recognized as the presenter's, prompting laughter and the orator’s silence. A second tale follows a stingy old lady who pays with a rare coin and a grocer’s prank yields revenge on the customer.
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Smith
Jones
Fragmented verse and oddball notices in clipped prose
The text offers fragmented lines about writing for a boost, cashing down, and petty schemes, plus a garbled verse about Miss Dashe in a silk gown and a mock praise of a dog. It includes scolding lines, a vague subscriber note, and stray lines about catching up on news at 6:02.
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Smith
Llie
Immense crops forecast per Western harvest drives
Reports indicate bumper yields across the West with corn leading. Illinois projections show about 840 million bushels, wheat near 28 million, oats around 125 million, and overall grain freighted by record rail facilities. Frost danger minimal as crops near maturity in Iowa Kansas Nebraska.
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Illinois
Mississippi
Iowa
Kartsas
Nebraska
Prominent Whiteside Politician Shot by Teen in Coleta
Harveyr Conaway a Whiteside county politician and contractor was killed at Mrs. W. H. Herrick’s home in Coleta by her 14 year old son Charles. Authorities are at a loss to assign blame and no arrests have been made. Conaway a Civil War veteran and Republican figure. Mrs Herrick active in church work and women’s clubs.
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Whiteside County
Sterling
Harveyr Conaway
W. H. Herwick
Coleta
Conaway
Shannon
Herrick
Deaf Mutes Service at Grace Church Freeport
Notice invites deaf mutes and friends to a special Episcopal service at Grace church Freeport on Tuesday Aug 8 at 7 30 p m The sermon by Rev Frederick J Bate will be interpreted by Rev Austin W Mann noted missionary to deaf communities The talk outlines the rolesless ministry begun in New York in 1850 and the importance of sign language in religious life The Rev Mann has led deaf mission work since 1873 and founded All Angels Deaf Mute Mission Chicago and other cities
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Grace Church
Freeport
Frederick J. Bate
Austin W. Mann
Episcopal Church
Great
Middle West
New York City
Mann
All Angels’ Deaf Mute Mission
Chicago
Bucklen's Arnica Salve Relieves Burns with Speed
A Norfolk smoker writes of a severe knee burn that blistered but Bucklen's Arnica Salve halted the pain and healed without a scar. The product also claims to heal all wounds and sores and is sold at Joseph Emmmert's druggist.
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Bucklen
C. Rivenbark, Jr
Norfolk
Joseph Emmmert
Evening Events and Fairs Across Town at St Marys and Local Halls
A list of upcoming community events, theater at St Marys and the Grand Opera House, county fair at Taylor's Park, and various social gatherings through late September. Highlights include Labor Day activities, a Freeport College term, and performances such as The Holy City and The Moonshiner's Daughter.
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Bent
Shakes
Vaughan
St. Mary's
Grand Opera House
Holy City
Hills
Polly Primrose
Wolden Orline
Plunkard
Midiight
Dora Thorne
Vorel
Bey: Bourshand
Gnatinge Ontye
Ouar
Fraud Exposed by Warning on Imitation Remedies
Fraudsters counterfeit Dr King's New Discovery and Bucklen's remedies to profit from trusted cures. The notice urges buyers to seek the protected name on the wrapper, warning that imitators have circulated for over thirty five years. Names H. H. Bucklen & Co., Chicago, and Windsor, Canada, and pharmacist Joseph Hmmer t appear in the warning.
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Dr. King
Bucklen
H. H. Buckien & Co
Chicago
Ill
Windsor
Canada
Joseph Hmmert
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